Please!! Everyone Make fun of my car!!!

OK This is for all the fucks who get thier pussy hurt when someone says bad things about theircar. Please I know some of you wont like My 4 door daily driver. It needs no defence other than I lIke it. Have fun FUCKERS!

 

I like milk

 

I do like Skylarks- isn't that a Skylark? Oh wait- I'm not doing this right... but I do like Skylarks...

 

your grandma called, she wants her car back.

 

what the fuck is that? i hate that big pile of shit!! gettin yon panties in a bundle over someone elses ride is such a waste of energy... i think the ONLY remedy for such bullshit is pussy... go onto the personals, and find some horny widow or broad that hates her fat husband with a small pecker.

howzat?

 

Sorry to disappoint you, but I like it ! I think it needs sccallops, though....and lots of hood and trunk pinstriping.

 

nice car man....

 

Your car's gay. you should put some 20" spinners on it, without dropping it at all, put a really shitty flip-flop spray job on it, and then put a system in it so it rattles all the god damn time. That would be sweet.

Oh.... wait. that's all the gay cars in Flint.

Seriously, pretty cool ride. just a stocker or have you hot rodded it a little?

 

WHITE!!! who paints a car WHITE

 

where the hell is the door handles.... what you got there is a custom!!!

how dare you!!!!

ok, i guess it will pass... only if you apply a couple of gallons of flat black!!

seriously a cool car, be better in black, no seriously it is a cool car.

bob

ps. be better in flat black!! hehehehe

 

It sucks so bad you should just give it to me! I'll dispose of it properly .
-Jesse

 

flake it...

 

cute chick car...

 

hahaha. nice getting closer to floridaness (tm). could you maybe add triple lake pipes to that? how about some dummy spots? better yet, shortbus, could you just add everything out of the moon catalog on it, then put a draglinks plaque in place of the front license plate? that would rule.
wait, could you maybe cut the back of the car off? raise it up a little? fuck. i think i better go home and get some sleep.

 

dalmation finish (tm)

 

Dude, where's the anchor?


Issat Moby Dick?

Do you have a Black Flys case?

Is that the car the B-52's are singing about in Love Shack? Do you kow that guy?

Awwwwwwww, isn't that CUTE! It's got itty-bitty BABY moons on it.








How's that?
Shortbus beat me to the visor.

 

Slamit, check your e-mail.
-Jesse

 

Why does Rick have to put a visor on everything??? How about some 13-inch reverse wires 2 pumps and 8 batteries? That would be the shizzle my nizzle! You would be ready for Saturday night on Highland and Sundays in Chicano Park for sure, vato!

 

That looks like a nice car...A really nice car...FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

 

O.K. You asked for it.

Hey, what do you get when you cross Sponge Bob-Square Pants with a tampon?
SLAMIT's car...(ba-dum-pum)

Hey SLAMIT, it that thing PhotoChopped? It should be...(ba-dum-pum)

Did you come in that car... or ON it?...(ba-dum-pum)

Hey, was anybody killed in that wreck?...(ba-dum-pum)

I like the wheels. Now use 'em to get that thing out of here...(ba-dum-pum)

If you're lucky, someone will strap a few barrels to it and row it to Cuba...(ba-dum-pum)

Hey, SLAMIT, did you catch the vandals that did that to your car?...(ba-dum-pum)

Take SLAMIT's car... Please....(ba-dum-pum)

Thank you...You've been great...Goodnight!!!


JOE

 

Slamit,What the fuck's your problem?Their isn't anything wrong with your ride.It looks clean and straight.Are you just looking for attention? O.K. it's not a 29 on deuce rails but so what!I don't understand what your talking about. If you don't like it,sell it. If you do like it,what does it matter what anyone else thinks?

 

I like it! All it needs is some 57 chevy hood bullets, Coop stickers, bullet holes, a billet steering wheel and one of those Mr. Gasket hood scoops with the butterflys that open and close. Ohhh! Almost forgot... a set of magnetic flames would look cool too!

 

Needs more!!!!!!!

 

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hahaha. nice getting closer to floridaness (tm).

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I resent that, you gay homosexual... guy... butthead.... weenerface!

in Florida:
only 35% of our cars have ugly visors.
35% are chanpagne-colored Grand Marquis (if viewed from behind, they have no drivers)
35% are ricers with convenient "carry handles" on the trunklid, so they can be carried easily.
35% are SUVs only partially driven by people on the phone.




...It's a well know fact we can't count.

Only a big....ah... um... big.... WEENERFACE! would have a weenerface Buick Skylark!

How'd I do?

 

OH MY GAWD!!!

 

Hmmm... 140%... What is the total percentage of cars in Florida? What percentage is normal? What percentage has fake crap? I just had to ask...

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in Florida:
only 35% of our cars have ugly visors.
35% are chanpagne-colored Grand Marquis (if viewed from behind, they have no drivers)
35% are ricers with convenient "carry handles" on the trunklid, so they can be carried easily.
35% are SUVs only partially driven by people on the phone.


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that is THE gayist thing I'VE seen. everyone knows THAT anyone from SD THAT drives a CAR like that is a gay BITCH.
get a JOB you loser and buy A CAR that you can actually show YOUR face in. YOU should haul THAT piece of CRAP to Michigan where Hatch and his GAY friends can blow each other IN IT!

So, how was that? Did I get the "feel" for what you wanted?

 

I like the front license plate. It says, "I'm ruff and tumble and I like Halloween."

 

the car's nice and clean, so can i just call you a fag instead?

 

Donzie....the new RULER!!!!!!!!!!