Hot Rods Quotes to live by...

I'm kinda partial to this one and anything from The Grump

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You want to make a million dollars racing, start with five million.

 

Don’t put it up, if you’re afraid it might fall down. (Thanks Mom)

Stock up now- before the hoarders get it all! (My Famous Uncle)

I’d call you a moron, but that would be an insult to actual morons. (Gary)

An entrepreneur is a man willing to work 80 hrs a week for himself, to avoid working 40 hrs for someone else. (Gail)

Make it nice or make it twice. (Daniel)

I saw the mods note so I won’t put any from Reagan but he had plenty of words to live by.
Fun thread. Thanks for starting it. I may be back to add more-


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If you want a dirty deal get in with a church man. So my grandmother told me.

 

I never met a philosopher who was content or a gardener who wasn't.

 

Pound it to fit, paint it to match. This was from an old friend of mine, who ironically had the nickname, "The Hammer".

 

Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid.

 

"just do it"

 

rule #1- Never make work for yourself
rule #2- refer to rule #1

 

Another Chapman quote: "Any system of suspension can work if you don't let it."

I've heard "Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men" attributed to Sir Douglas Bader.

 

Putty and paint makes the devil a saint.

 

Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things...

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My dad always said
“Your friends and family will screw your because you won’t let your enemies get close enough”

“If you can’t fix it with a hammer or duct tape you have an electrical problem”

 

“Can’t never did anything until he tried”


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"If you're gonna to run with the big dogs, you better be able to pee on the tall trees"

 

Rule 1 : The boss is always right.

Rule 2 : If the boss is wrong refer to Rule 1.

 

“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication” Leonardo De Vinici

 

One brick shy of a load,..... not the brightest bulb on the tree.

 

Kiss my ass because I can't.

 

One of my favorites that makes a lot of sense
“Hunger is the best sauce”

 

Reminds me of an argument my mom had years ago with a next door neighbor-

He- Well than you can kiss my ass!
Mom- You’re all ass, I wouldn’t know where to start.
Well played mom!

 

Smile so I can tell which end is up.

 

Why cant you ever see things from my point of view?

I tried but I cant get my head that far up my ass

 

Eat right, stay fit, die anyway..................................... I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
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"It's like a hard on, if you want to keep it don't fuck with it" George Flummer

 

"never make a legal contract with a person who bleeds for 5 days in a row and does not die"

 

You never really know your relatives until you meet them in probate or divorce court.

 

my signature.

 

Try them again, they have been deleting some religious and political post. Bones

 

That fella's a quart low in the head! Vintage 1968...oh well.