Hot Rods Quotes to live by...

Related: "Nobody tells the truth to a man with a gun."

 

NOBODY ON THEIR DEATHBED EVER SAID " I WISH I WOULD HAVE WORKED MORE OVERTIME"!

 

Never take on a battle of wits with an unarmed man. (anonymous)

 

Engineers should stick to running trains and let mechanics design automobiles.

 

Retirement? Are you kidding, I'll be working until they put me under the ground and then I'll begin my mining career!

 

You will learn much more with your eyes and ears than you ever will with your mouth.

 

My grandfather always said you split the top part of the tree and the bottom part of a woman.

 

Driving a roadster in the rain above 50 MPH keeps you pretty dry! And never turn Left in the rain, you'll get Rooster Tailed.

 

"I have been down but never out"
"In this world you are either living or dyeing I suggest you get on with living" [little bruce x2]
"You don't have to stand tall in this world but you got to stand" [an infamous friend of mine]
"When in doubt gas it!!!" [Hap Jones]

Note: some of these were told me at times of crisis, they may not apply to your specific lifestyle.

 

"Don't Start None Then There Wont Be None"(John Wayne) maybe...?

 

"The more you know the more ya have ta do" (me)

 

Hi 1947Knuck.Reminds me of an old joke.
College professor always left a little jewel of wisdom with his student at the end of class.One day he says"Students remember this nothing conceived by the mind of man is impossible".
From the back of the room comes a voice"Hey professor,you ever try to strike a match on a marshmellow?
Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
Leo

 

Usually applied to a work environment.......
"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!"
(Not here, not now, not us. )

 

One of my personal favorites is this one “I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day “


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A credit card can't replace a wrench but it makes a hell of a good grease gun.

 

Thought they didn't allow political discussion here.

 

You never appreciate what you have, till it's gone.

Toilet paper is a good example.

 

My grandfather used to say the thing that costs the most in life is regret.

 

Roads are covered with flat squirrels that couldn’t make a decision

 

"Make haste slowly. " Ed Brett, Master Machinist

'If you need me, I'lll call you." A. J Watson

 

You pay me , I pay them, they pay you , were all happy !

 

Confucius say naked man who fly upside down have crack up

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The only thing that "goes with the flow" is dead fish.

 

Friends mom had sign hanging in bathroom, my aim is to keep this place clean, your aim would help

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From my Army days, "A system designed by geniuses for idiots to operate",

 

“We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.”
― Anaïs Nin

 

I've noticed a few references to knowledge and wisdom whilst reading these posts (many of which offer very good advice I might add). Heard a good one recently re knowledge vs wisdom.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting tomato in a fruit salad.
My dad's mantra: If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well.

 

"To be is to do"-Socrates
"To do is to be"-Sartre
"Do-Be-Do-Be-Do"-Sinatra

 

Another of my favorites is this one “ what we’ve got here is, failure to communicate, some men you just can’t reach, in which case you get what we had last week, which is the way he wants it, well he gets it!, now, I don’t like it anymore then you men, but that’s the way it has to be “


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