Hot Rods Quotes to live by...

3 things that never lie:
Three year old child
Drunk old men and
Yoga pants....

 

A client of mine bought an apartment building in a very desirable location. I asked him if he got it for a good price. He said no, he had to pay top dollar, and then have me a couple bits of his wisdom: "When you buy dogs, you own dogs." & "When you buy the best, it only hurts once."

 

"seek not to be understood, but to understand"

 

When I pissed off Gran as a snot-nosed kid, you could be sure she would throw her ceegar at you if the slobbery end was anywhere close to the same length as the stinky end, and if I really pissed her off she would always say "if they shoved your brain up a mosquito's *** it would rattle like a BB in a boxcar" Never figured out if she really loved me, but I think she did. No one else would let a 6 year old drink beer.

 

There was a sign behind the bar at Medina Ballroom: "Profanity is the feable attempt of a dull mind to express itself forcibly."

 

I could agree with you and then we’d both be wrong.....

 

“A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it.” - G. K. Chesterton, in The Everlasting Man.

 

When speaking of a very good person........ My own quote.

"The mirror of your life
reveals the goodness of your soul.
Thanks for sharing the reflection."

 

A convo between 2 friends:

"I knew there was a god when we invented spandex."

"I knew there was a devil when there's no size limit."

Insert yoga pants for current fashion...

 

You can't live with them and you can't live with them:

 

Zen Master..


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Dr. Pepper really burns snorted through my sinuses...thanks for that picture of Jackie Gleason's Mom.

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A few gems I have gathered over the years...

"If you don't know, Ask"... my Dad

"There is nothing worse than a bad idea whose time has come"… my best friends Dad

"Those who would disrespect our flag have never been handed a folded one."

“TOLERANCE IS THE LAST VIRTUE OF A DYING SOCIETY” ARISTOTLE

"Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice!"

and my signature,

"Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men." Thomas Huxley

 

Some good ones from the ladies...

"I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet"

Helen Keller

"Do one thing every day that scares you"

Eleanor Roosevelt

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He who will not when he may. when he will shall have nay.

 

Trying is a effort in futility. Every person you ever seen who failed. the first started down that path by Trying! quote by Homer Simpson.

 

Friend of mine said his psychology professor in college asked a pretty girl in the front row "would you go to bed with me for a million dollars?".
"Sure I would" she replied.
"Then how about a dollar?" teacher asks.
"What do you think I am!?!?" She answers.
"We've already established that" he said "Now we're just negotiating a price".

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Never, I mean never, add up your receipts.

 

When your building a hot rod, its all the little stuff you need just before its done that kills a budget.

 

I forgot this gem from Robin Williams RIP
"God gave man a ***** and a brain
But only enough blood to run one at a time."

 

Women's breasts are proof that men can focus on more than 1 thing at a time.

 

Yoda ,
There is no "try" , only do or do not

 

"Too soon old, too late smart"

 

I always liked this one from Mother Teresa.

“We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
We have done so much, with so little, for so long, we are now qualified to do anything, with nothing.”

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You can NEVER pay to MUCH for a toilet seat....

And Get the facts accurate, only then can you distort them as much as you want.....

 

She is Justiina, Pekka Puupääs wife..

 

And then I said "Hey ! Can I have your shoes? You won't be needing them."

Steven Wright

I would say doing Eleanor Roosevelt would have been prety *******ed scary. Does that count?

 

The older I get, the better I was.