Why I hate Hippies.. (slightly OT)

So, i'm helping my buddy sell a '76 Eldorado convertible and a posted a forsale thread at my work. Being here in the SF Bay Area, we have lots to gays and hippies. As of today, I think i'm more uncomfortable with hippies...

So, this "lady" posted a reply stating that all big old cars like this should be destroye & recycled, and the people that continue to drive them are criminals that are ruining the worlds environment. She stated she was felt her Prius was much cooler and responsible.

So, fellas, according to the hippies-- we're all criminals out to destroy the world.

My reply to her--- "ADDITION TO DESCRIPTION-- Cadillac drives smoother and gas mileage improves drastically when you add a hippie and their Prius into the trunk."

The only thing more "far left" that the hippies need is a left cross to each of their chins... Cause since their parents never spanked them, they must need a good beating after all these years to set them staight...

-scott noteboom

 

hey i'd love to fly ouy there and beat hippies for a week or so. probably would'nt even dent the population.
i hope they know that i despise them as much as they despise me.
i pollute AND i own guns! i'm surely going to hell!!!!!!!!

 

This puts YOU out of the closet as a Drama Queen, Scott.

 

Well said Scott. I know a bunch of cool gay guys, but not one cool hippy. Tie-dye and Phish make me want to projectile vomit.

As taken from Dennis Leary, "I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertable, hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps, all leather cow interior, and baby seal eyes for headlights. I'm gonna drive around at 115 mph, getting 1 mpg, ****ing down 1/4 lb cheeseburger from mcdonalds in the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers...."

 

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well put

 

Hippies!!! Hippies!!!! So Smelly!!!
So self righteous!!!!!

I hate them stinkin' dreadlock-wearing, can't find a bar of soap with both hands, holier than thou, preachy punks who know everything yet can't see both sides of any topic!!!!!!! Punk ***ed punks...

Did I mention I don't like hippies. I'll hang out with gays all day longer rather than talk to a hippie for 2 minutes.

Seems to me that most hippies are using their supposed political stance as a n excuse to shirk personal responsiblity, imbibe in illicit drugs, and **** around.

Did they ever stop to think about the resources that are not used up by driving an older car?? I douibt it. How much energy does it take overall to produce an automobile? Smelting the s**** steel, casting the block, molding the plastics, making and forming gl***, stamping panels, sewing upholstery, making the radio. Think about it for a moment. It takes A LOT of energy to produce a new car.

Now think about this - If you drive a 1960 auto it has been around for 46 years. If most cars are replaced even every 10 years, your car has avoided using the energy required to make 4.6 NEW CARS. How much energy would those 4.6 cars used up in their lifetime? I bet it would be more than the additional mileage gained by a more modern car.

Farmers have known for a long time you don't invest in new equipment unless it'll pay for itself in the long run. Generally that meant you have wrung every last bit of work out of your old stuff. Our grandparents and parents who survived the Depression then WWII know that you can do alright by making do with what you have.

I had a hippie argument with my sister once. She insisted I boycott Coca Cola products because of their business holdings in South Africa. I told that Coca Cola employs a lot of people who would be out of ajob if they got out of South Africa. And that in some parts of Africa the only safe thing to drink IS Coca Cola because the water supply is tainted or non-existant nad that Coke is so important to some areas of Africa that the local military provides protection for the plants that produce it. Hmmmmm.... her argument fell a little flat at that point.

There is always more than one angle to any situation and most hippies I've encountered refuse to accept that someone else may have a valid viewpoint & that the other viewpoint more be the right one.

Tell the next hippie you see to vote Republican... They steam up better than clams. Or just ***** slap 'em.

 

Dude, as a drama queen ive never been able to hide in the closet.... Must be the hair poking out of my fish net drama queen stockings. lol.

By the way, reading my post-- while I hope to offend all hippies, I hope I dont offend any gay folks. I've never had a problem with gays, as i've never had a good looking gay guy swoop in and steal a woman from my ugly grasps Thus having lived in Hollywood and the SF Bay most of my life-- less compe***ion for me. Im cool with that.

Bashing gays is political, which is anti-hamb. Bashing hippies is common sense.

By the way-- PM me if you want any details on the Caddy.

-scott

 

Why don't they get it? Hot rodders are the ultimate recyclers!
If you hate hippies does that make you like the guy who shot Peter Fonda at the end of Easy Rider? mmmm, now I'm getting confused.

 

Are you talking about the Caddy with the whaleskin hubcaps?

 

tell the dumb ***** if its that be a deal to her than she should do the right thing and buy the car and have it crushed..if shes like most of them she's all talk ,likes to get on her soap box and yell and scream .might ask her about all that plastic in her car.

 

lot's of really good points here.

 

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P eople
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S tupidness

 

That woman is as much of a real Hippie as that Caddy is Traditional.

Real Hippies ride bicycles, make their own clothes from wool they died and spun themselfs, and Trad Caddies are much older...

From what I have heard, new cars are still an enviromental disaster when its time to recycle the parts at the end of its usefull life.
And that is probabably when the Caddy is due for its 3rd oilchange from now.

 

So is praising them.

 

You don't read enough GMB posts then!

 

Hotrodders are the ORIGINAL and TRUE recyclers.

Hippies with their Prius's are the ones thats WASTEFUL.




We save, restore, reuse, improve,......etc.


I hate idiots that watch too much T.V. and can't think past the hooks and blurbs shot at thier heads from the media.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, if the whole world was made up of HOT RODDERS, there wouldn't have been any cars produced after 1964. Think of all the resources that would free up?

 

Isn't all that plastic "weight saving" material from petrochemicals?


jerry

 

Please don't confuse/muddle the issues even further.
A "Hippie" as you say it..wouldn't be caught dead in a prius.
Most of the ones I know drive old diesels (Yup, diesels) or cars converted to electric. A couple build nice customs, just not quite so traditional in the powerplant department. My friends in NY got a kick out of me building cars but riding a bicycle everwhere I went.

Hippie...interesting word....what is hip?
Great song ***le for starters (What is hip.....it's a Hip trip).
Bohemian may fit some better than others.

Ask the chicky with the Prius how long it's going to take for all the plastic and vinyl in that piece of **** to biodegrade.
I prefer leather....and eating hamburgers.
Kill a cow and reduce global methane production.

 

I like the Caddy, Scott. But you've opened a Large Grade A can-o-worms with this thread. Lots of people are flaunting ignorance like it's something to be proud of. Making sweeping statements about total strangers or airing family conflicts with sisters that always dominated them as little squirts. Or something like that. The reason for my answering is not to defend Hippiedom. It's to say bashing anyone, goldchainers, hippies gays or racial comments is STUPID DRAMA. A waste of bandwidth.

But, if you want to post a pic of you in the fishnets, that might be something to see.

And to Old Car Mike, man, you need to get back on your meds. You seem to have deep seated anger issues. It'll be hard for you to enjoy that Coca Cola with the ulcer you are building.

 

Tell the Yenta money talks and bull **** walks, and if she's so against the Caddy ruining HER World then she should quit just running her mouth and take up a collection and buy the Caddy and have it recycled, only in an environment friendly way of course.

We both know that's impossible because the Caddy pollutes far less staying whole than the polution caused by it being recycled into something else would cause.



By the way, I can only think of two people I know who I would consider fall under the definition of a "Hippie" and I know for a fact both are registered Republicans.
Go figure...

 

Every cost ****ysis I've seen on those hybrid cars notes they're actually more expensive to own and operate over a lifetime. And what the hell do you do with the batteries when they go bad?

I would have posted a response that said that those of you who know something about cars will realize that any car which is properly tuned up and maintained will have a very minute emissions output, and that you're selling a car, not soliciting opinions, if anyone wants to debate the merits of the Prius they should watch the episode of South Park where everyone in town buys a hybrid car.

Which, if I'd heard this story first I would have laughed more at that show because she sounds just like the San Francisco people that were so smug they liked to smell their own farts.

 

i think you guys logged on to the wrong place today, your looking for myspace.com

 

Yeah, i see you're point. I supposed I just need to vent to some fellow hippie haters-- as this womans note pissed me off yesterday-- and I woke up still kinda bothered. That's not HAMB business, so my bad....

That said, i've never been known to eat crow without throwing a cheap shot in along with that way... So, Phil-- admit it-- you're a total hippie huh? lol (calm down, im only joking with you-- i've seen lots of your posts about the old days and have enjoyed them.)

I won't comment on this thread anymore, as I need to move on with my hate. Moderator, if you feel you need to close this thread I understand. My bad.

-scott
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