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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by slamdpup, May 25, 2006.

  1. slamdpup
    Joined: Apr 27, 2005
    Posts: 1,094

    slamdpup
    Member

    why the hell am i still a grenade inspector...im at 180 post..ive seen guys with less thasn that ..that has moved on..whats up..when do you step up:cool:
     
  2. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
    Posts: 12,480

    Petejoe
    Member
    from Zoar, Ohio

    If you are so hung up on name tags maybe you don't belong here....
    Want respect and recognition???
    Contribute and help those here and don't get excited about what your named. Be careful what you ask for...I've seen an "ASSHOLE" tag under a name here before. Ryan gets alittle ornery at times.....
     
  3. Irish Dan
    Joined: Jan 19, 2006
    Posts: 1,231

    Irish Dan
    Member

    I consider myself on call as a grenade inspector for the HAMB Board! It's an honor! Requires a ton of bravado!
     
  4. 49 Fastback
    Joined: Jun 24, 2005
    Posts: 500

    49 Fastback
    Member
    from Ohio

    Because God doesn't like you. Seriously, he told me so.

    Tucker
     
  5. It's really because you've been delinquent about attending local events.
    Oh, wait.....that's BS too.
    I'm sure it's just because the boss is busy and hasn't got around to changing it.
    Like the others said....it's just a tag.
    Be careful what you wish for....yoiu might get it.
     
  6. tomslik
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 2,161

    tomslik
    Member

    somebody call me a name?
    fukm...
     
  7. 29 sedanman
    Joined: Mar 22, 2005
    Posts: 2,282

    29 sedanman
    Member
    from Indy

    You are so hung up about being a grenade inspector but you haven't even looked at it long enough to learn how to spell it.

    Just busting your balls there mr. "inpector" dont take it personal!
     
  8. Gambino_Kustoms
    Joined: Oct 14, 2005
    Posts: 6,561

    Gambino_Kustoms
    Alliance Vendor

    sombody has to find the grenades
     
  9. hsheartaches
    Joined: Jul 3, 2005
    Posts: 460

    hsheartaches
    Member

    Man, I didn't mind be a FNG or a Newbie, and I'm kinda proud of being a "grenade inspector". I've got some cheese for that whine if you'd like some!
    heheh....kidding.
     
  10. JD's 32
    Joined: Dec 30, 2005
    Posts: 873

    JD's 32
    Member
    from TX

    Hell yea, i was proud when i became a grenade inspector, i felt like i was kool!
     
  11. Lucky Strike
    Joined: Aug 14, 2004
    Posts: 1,665

    Lucky Strike
    Member

    Dude you are cool. Being a grenade inspector is where its at!

    Whoa! I didn't even notice that I'm a "member"! Wow, I didn't even notice till I started thinking about it when I read this thread.
     
  12. LUX BLUE
    Joined: May 23, 2005
    Posts: 4,407

    LUX BLUE
    Alliance Vendor
    from AUSTIN,TX

    no one has taught you the "secret handshake"?

    I have already said too much. I hear the crunching of gravel under heavily booted feet....
     
  13. Hodad
    Joined: Dec 26, 2001
    Posts: 250

    Hodad
    Member

    I was a grenade inspector and then got demoted back down to a newbie.. I just noticed that the other day... Oh Well.. a rose by any other name...
     
  14. Max Grody
    Joined: Dec 15, 2005
    Posts: 94

    Max Grody
    Member
    from Ky

    I'm real happy about being titled a FNG. At my age that doesn't happen too often.
     
  15. LoungeLife
    Joined: Jun 22, 2004
    Posts: 619

    LoungeLife
    Member
    from Tulsa

    maybe you're just really good at inspecting grenades - shoulda had you around before I grenading that transmission a few weeks ago
     
  16. BigMikeC
    Joined: Apr 18, 2006
    Posts: 451

    BigMikeC
    Member

    I think all of you have too much time on your hands!
     
  17. cuznbrucie
    Joined: May 1, 2005
    Posts: 2,567

    cuznbrucie
    Member

    I am proud to have reached the lofty designation of *Grenade Inspector*.....uh, where do I start inspectin' ???

    I might really like the job......

    Brucie
     
  18. LoungeLife
    Joined: Jun 22, 2004
    Posts: 619

    LoungeLife
    Member
    from Tulsa


    My new transmission should be ready this weekend :D
     
  19. warpigg
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
    Posts: 591

    warpigg
    Member
    from gypsy

    i'm proud to be a "G.I."
    i am sickened by self hating grenade inpectors... they are the worst kinds.

    "i'm here, i don't post much, get used to it!" - rally cry of the grenade inpector
     
  20. plym_46
    Joined: Sep 8, 2005
    Posts: 4,018

    plym_46
    Member
    from central NY

    Each lame post cancels 2 good ones, See I just took two steps back for posting this. Real GI's pull the pin before inspecting.
     
  21. VonMoldy
    Joined: May 23, 2005
    Posts: 1,562

    VonMoldy
    Member
    from UTARRGH!

    When do i get my grenades? I allways wanted some.
     
  22. slamdpup
    Joined: Apr 27, 2005
    Posts: 1,094

    slamdpup
    Member

    i dont care about being a newbie g.i or fng or whatever i want ny post to be bold like members ..it seems my post are passed by for some reason...i thinkits cause its not in bold print..my theary...maybe not...i just noticed members and senor members and old school members are in bold print..ok im done..and also most of you billy bad ass's on here need to lightin up....
     
  23. gregga
    Joined: Feb 10, 2005
    Posts: 385

    gregga
    Member

    When I was in the Navy in the 60's-70's, we had some grenades turn up missing from the Marines ammo locker on our carrier. The Marines had to do a physical inventory of the entire locker to see if they were misplaced, "grenade inspection." They were nested in styrofoam blocks. One inspector thought there was something wrong with them so he lifted one out. Pling! No pin or pull ring. He got it into the blast container before it went off. They court martialed the kid who had pulled all the pins and made peace symbol necklaces out of them. Grenade inspection is a hazardous and important job.
     
  24. Wow , there really is such a job and I thought My nerves were shot inspecting all these make believe ones !
     
  25. middleskewl
    Joined: Jun 16, 2004
    Posts: 165

    middleskewl
    Member

    Don't they have schools in Georgia ???
    Sorry dude, couldn't resist....

    Proud grenade inspector
     

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  26. Jalopy Jim
    Joined: Aug 3, 2005
    Posts: 1,867

    Jalopy Jim
    Member

    I Grenaded a very expensive Race car engine 6 years ago and had to retire from road racing soo for my Hot Rod moter I'll be inspecting real close for GRENADES
     
  27. Stone
    Joined: Nov 24, 2003
    Posts: 2,279

    Stone
    Member

    LMAO
     
  28. 30 Model A
    Joined: May 8, 2005
    Posts: 195

    30 Model A
    Member
    from Canada

    Gee I got promoted to Grenade Inspector and I think it dam cool cant wait to see what comes next.
     
  29. repoman
    Joined: Jan 2, 2005
    Posts: 1,276

    repoman
    Member

    You're still a GI because no 'Member' has taken you under their wing yet.

    Now go to the showers and get nice and clean for me. I'll be right behind you... :)

    And then you will be promoted to "Repoman's Bitch" :D
     
  30. 302GMC
    Joined: Dec 15, 2005
    Posts: 8,311

    302GMC
    Member
    from Idaho

    The only job I've ever had where nobody bitched about how slow I work ... Grenade Inspector ... I'm mighty happy with it ...
     

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