When you meet a HAMB'r in public (question)

What? We are supposed to say something?? Hell, next time Im takin yer DVD player and TV I will wake you and say G'day, hows it hangin, Im DocWatson from the H.A.M.B, by the way can I have the keys to the garrage so I dont have to brake into that to??

Doc.

 

No.....beer just tastes like ****.

 

One time I said Hi to a Hamber at a non Hamb fuction... He looked at me like I was like a crazy woman and said "Oh yeah Ummm Bye" haha...

I just say Hi when My babes remebers to introduce me haha...

xoxox
PV

 

I never recognize people from the HAMB...but I always get someone coming up to me saying "Are you Texas********?"....I don't know why, I've never done anything worth a **** for anyone to remember.

 

If I see or meet any, I feel lucky. Seems like were a rare breed.

 

hahah so do I. computer nerds!

by the way for those p***ing on the beers please send them my way.

 

HAMBers fart when a stranger approaches... At least I do.

But you have to be careful around the GMBs, their's don't make a noise.

 

I always ask and peeps around this town dont know what I am talking about! Then I offer them to buy me a a beer! If I get drunk enuff I take them to HAMB Fantasy Land!

 

We should have tall dune buggy type antennas with a HAMB flags on them so we can find each others cars in a parking lot.

The *** sniffing idea is kinda gross. I prefer a good old fashioned package check.

 

Make ya'll shop rags to hang off your back pockets...
Haha...
xoxox
PV

 

I'm guessing we won't need our Hamb Rags at the Hamb Drags........

 

I beat them about the head and shoulders with my well worn, ceremonial, LA Dodgers, "Bat Day" Luiseville Slugger....

But then again, I haven't met anyone since "The GOOCH"...

 

how about this....................

 

seems like a a hard way to blow up a balloon or is he drinkin conch fluid or
taken a hawiaiian breathalizer test "I'll tell you when to quit blowin sonny1"

 

LMAO