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when you pronounce the 'HAMB' out loud, do you.....

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Sam F., Jun 28, 2006.

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do you say haAMMMBB or HAM

Poll closed Jul 3, 2006.
  1. haAMMMBBb

    38 vote(s)
    19.7%
  2. HAM

    155 vote(s)
    80.3%
  1. Sam F.
    Joined: Mar 28, 2002
    Posts: 4,225

    Sam F.
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    ..say 'haAMMMBBb..' or do you say 'HAM' ???
     
  2. Neither: HaaaamBah! :D
     
  3. guiseart
    Joined: Apr 7, 2005
    Posts: 3,871

    guiseart
    Member

    silent "B" like lamb, jamb and goddamb... :)
     
  4. Tony
    Joined: Dec 3, 2002
    Posts: 7,350

    Tony
    Member

    HAM
    Ya know, like 'Green eggs and HAMB'
     
  5. AHotRod
    Joined: Jul 27, 2001
    Posts: 12,281

    AHotRod
    Member

    I tell guys about our playground all the time, and then finish it off with " Ya just need a little HAMB in your daily diet" :)
     
  6. Eryk
    Joined: Jul 5, 2005
    Posts: 920

    Eryk
    Member

    Out loud - ham
    In my head - hamB

    I don't know why I do that. I just do.
     
  7. PhatCaddy
    Joined: May 31, 2005
    Posts: 1,453

    PhatCaddy
    Member

    My girlfriend calls it the 'Turkey'. That's why I love her......
     
  8. Eryk
    Joined: Jul 5, 2005
    Posts: 920

    Eryk
    Member

    I used to glance at it the title under general discussion and thought it said "HONKEY ass message board". My friend did the same thing today. He walked in to my office and was like, "what the fuck kinda message board is that". I just laughed cuz I knew exactly how he read it.:)
     
  9. Jesus, didn't you guys read the rules. No one is allowed to say it out loud!
     
  10. ynottayblock
    Joined: Dec 23, 2005
    Posts: 1,954

    ynottayblock
    Member

    ha my boss did that the other day. then i told him it was a hot rod forum, and he gave me the "dogfucker" look. still made me chuckle
     
  11. Tito
    Joined: Feb 21, 2004
    Posts: 450

    Tito
    Member
    from Sacramento

    hammmmm
    Kinda like my first beer. Only it was hamm's. And my first beer was actually pbr I stole from my grampa's fridge. I did think about taking the hamm's in the back of the fridge, but decided the pbr was more plentiful and easier to get away with. Something about cartoon bears I guess. Are you lost yet?
    Anyway...it's hamb to me (or that "wierdo site" to my wife)
    Tito
     
  12. Kevin Lee
    Joined: Nov 12, 2001
    Posts: 7,648

    Kevin Lee
    Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Silent B.

    I had my logo shirt on today and several people asked what it meant. I made something up each time. Ham And Mayonaise Biscuit, Hyenas Are My Bestfriends, Hate All My Brothers. Got the best reaction from "Hell's Angels Motorcycle Brotherhood". I think the straight laced account manager believed it.
     
  13. 54BOMB
    Joined: Oct 23, 2004
    Posts: 2,111

    54BOMB
    Member

    I say it with the B on the end, its kinda funny to say it that way. But either way no one knows what the hell your talking about, untill you say "its a website about hot rods and customs. then they say they get it but the look on their face shows they really dont haha.
     
  14. ground_pounder
    Joined: Jul 17, 2005
    Posts: 443

    ground_pounder
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    i cant pronunciate the 'b' if i try, and i cant talk period sometimes, got a strange look outa scoop and steve d's wife when i was lazy saying the "detonators", sounded like dead....well nevermind that.
     
  15. MidnightTrain
    Joined: Jun 2, 2006
    Posts: 136

    MidnightTrain
    Member
    from North Ga

    this screen name my be new but in the last maybe 2 or more years i've lurked or otherwise been around this place,i've always thought it said "Honkey"...

    holy shit....thank you,hahahahhaha
     
  16. I say it real slow, and as I get to the "B", I close my eyes and run my tongue between my lips from left to right and let out a low moan...

    Try to get THAT visual outta yer heads.:D
     
  17. I say "Will-eeez"
     
  18. Eryk
    Joined: Jul 5, 2005
    Posts: 920

    Eryk
    Member

    hahahahaa
     
  19. Chaz
    Joined: Feb 24, 2004
    Posts: 5,016

    Chaz
    Member Emeritus

    The "B" is silent, like in ICE CREAM
     
  20. bobw
    Joined: Mar 24, 2006
    Posts: 2,376

    bobw
    Member

    I spell it out.. H...A...M...B... But then again, I'm new to whatever this site is called, orally. I'm willing to change. Just need advice from a higher authority.
     
  21. extremist
    Joined: Feb 7, 2006
    Posts: 286

    extremist
    Member

    To help with the "B" pronunciation, I typically say "HAM. <pause> BITCH!"

    Try it. Hope this helps/Mike

     
  22. oldskool55
    Joined: Apr 10, 2005
    Posts: 712

    oldskool55
    Member
    from socal

    me too. i was possitive that ryan changed it
     
  23. Goozgaz
    Joined: Jan 11, 2005
    Posts: 2,555

    Goozgaz
    Member

    Out loud- HAM
    In my head -Aaaaayyyyaaaayyyaayyaaa Haaaamba(like Samba)-rrribbaaaaa
     
  24. teach'm
    Joined: May 8, 2005
    Posts: 322

    teach'm
    Member
    from Tucson, AZ

    I usually just say "I'm going into the office to look at pre-64 porn..."

    -Ryan



     
  25. Vance
    Joined: Jan 3, 2005
    Posts: 2,135

    Vance
    Member
    from N/A

    Sam, are you back on the bottle, off you meds or both? You're thinking WAAAAAAY too much again either way.

    Vance
     
  26. BlackFlag
    Joined: Jan 23, 2005
    Posts: 558

    BlackFlag
    Member

    Will-is

    I always pronounced it HAM, but HAMB itch does have a nice ring to it.
     
  27. I say Hamb.. granted it almost sounds like Ham but a lot of words almost sound like other words. Doesn't matter much though because what's coming out of my mouth is "Hamb."
     
  28. Silent b. Like green eggs and ...
     
  29. lgh1157
    Joined: Sep 15, 2004
    Posts: 1,671

    lgh1157
    Member

    I say - HAM

    Butt - why do you ask ?

    L
     
  30. hotrod54chevy
    Joined: Nov 7, 2003
    Posts: 1,590

    hotrod54chevy
    Member
    from Ohio

    let's ask Ryan what he calls it..that'd make it the most official i'd say
    creepy
     

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