You know those evil little *******s with way too much ink and pierced everything, and those stupic stocking caps in july. So yesturday i'm out and about I blast past this he**** I think I recognize but itys lookin' a little more beat than I remember it. I think if that's the one I know them kids have had way to much fun. I'm pullin into the market and I hear someone hollar "Hey there's Benno", right after I hear this gawdawful squal and look over my shoulder to see this he**** sliding and careening into the parking lot right after me. I hadda g*** it to keep from getting run down. So I slide into the parking space and I'm climbing out of the Pusher and here's this bunch of young people all jumping out of the he****. The guy that owns it has got his hand stuck out, " hey Benno whasup man" about that time his girl has got a deathgrip on my neck, and plants a big one on my cheek I think the spike in her lip left a mark. So I say,"whats goin' on with your he****?" the kid said "well we musta had too much fun, uh doya think we can fix it.?" One of the other guys is sayin' "hey Benno come down to the lake with us, we're gonna have a bar b que." So I explain that I'm going to go feed my bird then I gotta go over to the old digs and paint the kitchen. Lotsa protest you know the drill Ah common its summer and all. But I really do need to paint so I beg off and appologize. So I get seeds go home and feed the bird and head for the old place to paint. When I roll up there's this he**** in the front yard, someone had borrowed the bar b que thingy from the neighbors yard and it was goin already. One if the guys is commin' out of my back yard," I had to piss and couldn't wait for ya." Needless to say it took the old man 4 hours to paint a wall and two soffets in the kitchen. Damned kids. Sorry to burn up your time, I just had a good day and wanted everyone to know.
With friends like that, who needs to paint? Sounds like a good time was had by all. I just need to convince all my friends that hanging drywall IS fun. No guys, really, it's a BLAST!!!
Well I've spent way too much time at the old place this summer for sure and I really needed a break. Timming was perfect, I didn't get much done but sometimes you just gotta say hell with it. I really don't know these kids that well, well guess I should say didn't.
It took a lot of beer to convince my friends that doing drywall was the in thing to do. When they recovered from the beer the next day and realized what i ****ered them into but after the promise of more beer when we were done they worked there ***es off. Sounds like you had a good time at least this time around when you had to paint you had no rust repair and hopefully not too many dents to fix
...kinda disappointed in you p-n-b. Don'tcha remember that Tom Sawyer story where Tom gets all his freinds to paint the fence for him by actin' like it was alot of fun?...
I thought he said it was an honor to paint it, and not just anyone could do it... didn't he get a bunch of toys and other usless **** out of it??? cool story, not sure if i'd dig the he**** though... troy.
...don't laugh Danny. My Mrs. drags me to Atwoods once a month for bird/critter food...'bout a $100/month...
Actually its just feedin the bird, now if I was chokein the . . . Hey I'm a renasance man what else can I say??? The Old he**** is cool BTW I think its about a '62 has the little bitty fins and still has that little crane thingy in the back. I wouldn't be caught dead in it of course.
So how old are ya, porkn****** ? When you say "young", what do you consider young ? Just curious.....I'm only 25, and have seen your posts on here, but never seen you say how old you are. -Aaron
Aaron, I turned 52 this month. I consider my daughter to be young she was born in '72. These kids are about your age, I don't use kid in a bad light BTW, ornery as the devil. Ornery is good, I'm not ornery at all but I still think ornery is good.
I must be getting on in years. - I just can't imagine doing drywall all hopped up on beer. Its hard enough to do sober. I have one cheap *** low alcohol deal like a Bud Light and all I want to do is take a nap. Ah well, ****, 20 years ago I could drink bourbon all night and still bite the head off a live rooster at 5 am.
I would need beer to do both painting and MOST DEFINITELY drywall. As far as age goes ya'll, Your as young as you feel
Well I'm feeling pretty old today. my old truck creaks sometimes. But today I'm the one doin' the creaking. That said I can still hang with the best of 'em. Just don't hang as fast as I used to. BTW I failed to mention I don't drink beer, well one a year with the Pharos, the kids stopped and picked up a half pint so I could have a drink with 'em. Kind of embarraseing they seem to knowe way more about me than I know about them.
It is amazing how much people pick up about you when you aren't even paying attention. they must really look up to you. I bet you made their day too
I hope I did they could swim at my place. It really made my day. oh Raven you're supposed to keep that under your hat there may be another car i wanna sell at joplin this year.
Christos! You were an 18 year old father? I guess that must have worked out if she is on speaking terms with you today. What kind bird you got? Falcon, Firehawk Eagle, Skylark, Edsel?
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