the new must have tool to make life easy

found this at lowes today and HAD to get one. coolest ****ing bottle opener ever! best part is the features as described on the back of this thing...

*suitable for the apprentice to the demanding professional.

*cusion-grip handle resists slippage and provides the comfort needed for frequent use.

*bottle cap tip-ident allows for quick identification in tool pouches or crowded drawers.

*professionally designed and rigorously tested by an expert team to handle both foreign and domestic applications.

*high quality stainless steel construction.


can you believe all that for a measly $7.76 with tax?

 

That is pretty damn funny! I'd have picked it up too

 

What am I gonna do with that, s****e paint? Soda come with twist off caps(unless your talking about grown up soda, I wouldnt know as I have chosen not to drink)

 

i got one for each of mu favorite bartenders they gor a kick out of them

 

all the good sodas have the non-twist cap...boylen's, thomas kemper etc

i still like it for the grown-up soda

 

I have this self regenerating tool that every time it wears out, I cut it off and a new one appears. It has never let me down, and the best part...it was free!!!

Might have a hard time finding one in a store. No, then again Lee makes them for people that dont have a real one.

It only works on cans, though.

Teeth are for the bottle caps...

 

i dont drink ether but i got one anyway. got ot chech my buddys when they leave there new game is they to take it.

 

Dude, you dont drink, but you type like you do.. I'm on the 3rd 12 pack now..the fingers still work.

I dont drink ether..thats for huffing.

 

Holy ****!!!!

 

I just don't get it - all that ergonomic design, and the bottles still roll away if they fall out of your hand......

 

That has just a lil more use than an oil can spout.

 

well if you can't hold on to your drink anymore, it just means you've used it TOO frequently

 

That is marketing genius. They'll sell a shload of them.
And when a good one is handy, almost everybody grabs it and opens a bottle, rather than twisting it in their palm.

-Brad

 

I'm switching to Dimple (you guys call it Pinch). Ergonomic design wins again, hic!

 

I have one the wife bought me that has a Craftsman screwdriver handle. I bought some more for my buddies, and they all get a kick out of them.

Slonaker

 

its cool but do they make one for a lefty?

 

I work in the hardware dept. at sears and we sell so ****in many of those it's crazy!

 

Hmmmm....might be good company for my Snap On toe nail clippers...

 

I found the PBR church key that I carried in my sock in high school, had it rechromed and plan to hang it from my rear view mirror so youngsters can ask questions

 

Just flip it over...

 

I tried that, but the drink just ran out all over the floor...help!

 

LOL, thanks!