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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Brandy, Jul 17, 2006.

  1. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    Are you saying you didn't understand my hopping around the kitchen trying to animate with my arms and hands exactly what happened? Don't you speak Italian??:D

    I had more then just a hangover............I threw up all over the porch and then wrapped myself around the toilet. Mac kicked me out of the bathroom when he wanted to go to bed.

    I woke up this morning on the couch.........next to the BIGGEST stew pot ever.:D
     
  2. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    That was Rainer and his Pontiac on the Autobahn...............I wasn't even driving!
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    Otherwise it'd of been twice as bad.:D
     
  3. RagDoll
    Joined: Aug 27, 2004
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    GOD Brandy...Did at you HAVTA post that godawful pic of me about grimacing about the heat and getting ready to murder someone? Geez...LOL.

    Yeah it was all fun and games until I hit that pothole. You forgot the part where we didnt mind running around on the freeway with you fetching a regulator and me 'catching' the trailer as it came back to our side of the road, and then screaming about the giant roach that leapt off the dodge at us.


    Yep that is us. Lady Luck and Miss Fortune. Never said whether the luck was good or bad...just said I was lucky. HAH! Only we get to have stories like this...you can't make this **** up. Glad you made it to the BBQ. I haven't heard from Eric, so maybe he didnt get Lockjaw...or he OD'd on the chips and homemade salsa I sent him home with.

    I don't know what was funnier, you explaining what happened to Dave, or the look in his face laughing.

    No more shenanigans like that whe you come up for midnight m***.

    Laughs...I left that stew pot next to you since I figured if you were going to need it, no way you were going to make it to the bathroom. WHY is all the rum gone? Can I make you another hurricane? *Smooches* Dammit....Mac better 'preciate this damn Dodge...the poncho is set behind for that....
     
  4. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    :eek: Ohhhhhhh but there HAS to be shenanigans, HAS TO BE!! Otherwise it would just be another day.:D

    That was the BIGGEST bug ever.......I was alright until it sat up, crossed it's legs and shouted "Just what are you gawking at?"....then it was time to run and scream.

    We had a good time, learned a valuable lesson and drank all the rum..........
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    NOW, if I could remember that lesson thru all of the rum. Pickled my brain I think.:D
     
  5. Verbal Kint
    Joined: Aug 4, 2004
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    from Washington

    Next time try slow gin

    I've been told on slow gin I am a super hero. An added plus is it blends right into the burgundy carpet at many Westin Hotels.

    s.
     
  6. Thats easy......

    Brandy explaining...... :D
     
  7. piche582
    Joined: May 12, 2005
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    Hmmmmm, that Dodge body looks VERY familiar to me :D for some reason. That looks like it couldn't have been to fun, but I've definatley seen WAY worse.
     
  8. RustyRedRam
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    I love a good story; always puts a smile on my face.

    RRR
     
  9. Plowboy
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    Who says a 4 door dodge can't look cool.

    The Ol "Tommi Gunn" returned home to me the other day. I am going to get it on the road one of hese days. It has been on a hiatus in someone else's barn for a while, so I bought it back.

    Note the Lunar Lander in pieces next to the "before" pic.

    Did you get the doors with it?
     

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  10. Hellfish
    Joined: Jun 19, 2002
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    you crazy California girls and your wild adventures!

    Glad everything turned out OK. I hope you bought a lottery ticket that day.
     
  11. So, what you're really saying is BenD can sleep at night without worrying about you as competetion... Did you throw in a hammer and dolly as part of the B-Day present?
     
  12. repoguy
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    This is why I always pay to have my **** hauled.
     
  13. unclescooby
    Joined: Jul 5, 2004
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    from indy

    I paid to have my car hauled and I think you saw what happened there last week! I'll always remember the old Gl***er G***er coming off the trailer (also on I-70) in the fast lane during rush hour. This is a dangerous hobby. Glad you were all okay. There was an awful lot of man *** in your pictoral history though.
     
  14. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
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    Ohhhhhh gosh I dunno.;) Still live in Sonora? Still have the frame? Still working for that "auto" parts store?

    Scooby dooby doo--I was taking CANDID pics of the "heros" so they wouldn't wander just WHY I was taking pics and not trying to get back on the road.....or it's because I like Moobs and Man ***.:D

    Plowboy--noooo I don't have doors. DeSoto said there is a man down in Los Angeles that has a yard of them.........however the search is certainly on for them now. So if you have any idear *hint hint*:D I hope Mac see's those pics!

    Mike, Joe and Gavin--No, BenD certainly has nothing to worry about from me and I'm glad you got to have your laughs.:p
     
  15. Plowboy
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    I was only missing half of one door on this one. I was made from all of the pieces that were removed when it was shortened. Ha Ha Ha
     
  16. graverobber63
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    Hey Brand Glad the car is relatively safe and no one got hurt... but what i want to know is.....

























    Who's the hot blonde in the pink top :)
     
  17. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    I think Mac is going to shorten this one as well and I'll get lucky and only have to find TWO doors and not all four......but after THAT mess on the freeway, I think I've run out of luck.:D

    Hey that hot blonde in the pink top is Mac's little brother's girlfriend......don't get excited, I was behind the camera not in front!:p
     
  18. piche582
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    That I am, frame is now gone.
     
  19. Plowboy
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    If you search out the old "tommi gunn" posts that ran simultaneously with the Lunar Lander build posts you can see how it came to be.
     
  20. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    Yeah will do! Thanx again!:D
     
  21. Splinter
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    Hey Brandy-
    Watcha doin' this weekend? Wanna help me get the bed for "El Juapo" on the truck and to the stripper? Maybe we could ditch it in traffic on a nice rural road like the 405....Then go on a bender....
    I love and AND all your faults, sweetie....
     
  22. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    Oh but can ya just FEEL the love?:D It's sooo a date.
     
  23. Petey
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    Brandy tells the best stories.

    Glad the car made it and didnt get crushed by a big MAC truck while on the highway.
     
  24. RagDoll
    Joined: Aug 27, 2004
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    I'M glad WE didn't get crushed by a big Mac truck while we were running around on the highway.
     
  25. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    Yeah the MAC driving the TRUCK was bad enough.......:D
     
  26. Valentine
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    It didn't start to look cool until the sides were cut out though!:D
    Even cooler the night that the rough and tumble crew came to help me lift the top off for the hair cut. Also referred to as the Frizby/Duke fame incident! HA! HA!
     
  27. Brandy
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    Brandy
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    Why does that scare me? I don't think we'll be needing any more INCIDENTS.;) :D
     
  28. Valentine
    Joined: Jun 21, 2005
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    Be very afraid!:D It wasn't anything an extra 1/4 of an inch of top chop could not fix!

    I sure hated to part with the old girl! I would love to have been the driver of the virgin GUNN. I put a lot of sweat into it when I was working on it at Plowboys. Time to sell off everything for my move to Colorado in a week and a half though. There is a lot of rusty cars ready to be cut out there. I will find another project.
     
  29. Hunter Bender
    Joined: Sep 23, 2005
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    god damm, i'm glad you guy's didn't do this when you delivered my dog. look for us at midnight m***. maybe we'll bring betty lou.
     

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