The perfect bumper sticker...

I saw one with a picture of a stripper and under it it said "I support single moms".

 

Saw these two on the same car gave me a chuckle.
"A Village in Texas is Missing their IDIOT"
"1-20-09 Bush's last Day....Will We Make It?"

 

Not my Edsel but I thought my son would appreciate it some day. Taken in SF back in 1993.

 

I have a sticker in my rear van window "Warning i brake for Tea " as im a builder its a bit of a joke in the UK that builders are always drinkin tea..

 

lol saw one the other day on some girls new jelly bean car
"if your going to ride my ***, pull my hair"

 

JESUS LOVES YOU!
(everyone else thinks you're an *** hole)

 

Here is one i saw in florida Their is a picture of a womans ***** and a picture of george bush and the caption said good bush Bad bush

 

but......

the all time best bumber sticker ever created is the "Kenneth Howard hates you" sticker.


that handsdown beats them all.

 

"The more I know women, the better I like cars."

On my 55 Chevy I had, "My other car is older"

 

...nope...it's..."For better cell phone reception while driving, pull your head out of your ***"...

 

on my buddies transporter.... ' they call it PMS because mad cow disease was already taken '

on a friends truck..... ' don't make me give my wife a donut to kick your *** ' - you'd have to know the wife here

in nebraska on another friends family Suburban..... ' Fat people are harder to kidnap ' True

on the injector tray.... ' hold my trophy while I kiss your girlfriend ' - rarely had the trophy

 

"My other car's a piece of **** too"

 

Nothin' against the gays (they always have to let you know their ***ual preference on the highways and byways with the rainbow stickers), but i always thought it would be funny to have a bumper sticker that says " look at me!, I'm hetero***ual"

 

more like"WANTED-something for nothing"

 

"THAT'S" gay!

 

Pretty much. That's why I actually don't have it on my car, but thanks for pointing that out.

 

My Favorite is: Can I buy my vote back?

 

"my other ride is your girlfreind"

 

"Yes... ...i'm a real gynecologist"!!

 

P.E.T.A...............People Eating Tasty Animals

 

My brother Reggie [Scarliner here on Hamb] has a nice one on his rollback truck-
it says: "He who dies with the most junk Wins!".

 

Only Users Loose Drugs

 

Do you mean, Only Users Lose Drugs?

 

On my sisters 79 Celica:

"If you dont like the way I drive...
Stay the hell off the sidewalk!"


My friend 67 Dodge van in the 70s:

"Dont laugh, your daughter may be in here"

 

What would Jesus do for a klondike bar?

Mootz

 

The one in the back window of my Dakota says "Who would Bin Laden vote for?"

Two I saw while living in Florida that always made me smile: "If it's called Tourist Season, then why can't we shoot them?"
and
"Welcome to Florida! Now go home."

-Brad

 

Does this count

I saw this on new fullsize van in a handicap spot
personalized plate IB GIMP.....

PAPERDOG

 

My buddy Doug got these magnetic bumper stickers:
1. I screw my dog
2. I love gay ****

We had these on a guys car for weeks before he saw them!!!!

 

My tow truck driver has "my other ride is your wife"
Funny but dangerous

 

Honk If I'm HORNEY