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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Richard D, Aug 11, 2006.

  1. MyOldBuick
    Joined: Jan 25, 2005
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    Jalopy is a fun one also . . . according to dictionary.com:

    An old, dilapidated motor vehicle, especially an automobile.
    Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
    Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

    a car that is old and unreliable; "the fenders had fallen off that old bus"
    Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

    I've been thru a few cars so far on the board, I'm lucky none of them have been too close to the "definition" listed here. I'm getting antsy to cut or grind on something. Ugh . . . stuck at work.
     
  2. You're supposed to be.

    "Hokey ass" just means "hokey," only more so.
     
  3. Nads
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    from Hypocrisy

    What does board mean?
     
  4. breeder
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    to tunnel a hole into the ground....board:p
     
  5. graverobber63
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    nothing else to do...
     
  6. CURIOUS RASH
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    I'm more than just funny looking!
     
  7. Its like trying to explain the Mushroom People to my boss, he was trying too hard to understand it. Guess he's too educated to understand simple things like don't take everything so seriously like it means life or death. Have some fun with nothing sometimes:D
     
  8. Big Tony
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    Hey Binder... I love my momma ... and you can to for five dollar.

    Hehehehehehehehe
     
  9. THAT, my friends, is some funny shit...
     
  10. Really! I thought the "Hokey" was what you gave her so she could get in your room...

    Guess I gotta get around more...
     
  11. battersea boys
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    from surrey

    In England we do the Hokey Kokey, its a dance when everybody is drunk very late at family parties



    You put your left foot in
    your left foot out
    in, out,in,out
    shake it all about
    you do the Hokey Kokey
    and you turn around
    thats what its all about

    chorus;
    OOOOOwww hokey kokey kokey
    OOOoowww hokey kokey kokey
    Ooooooooww hokey kokey kokey
    knees bend arms stretch
    Rah Rah Rah

    verses then; right foot ,left leg, right leg, left arm ,right arm, whole self

    This needs to be done in a circle with a least 6 family members and as you go thru the song you sing faster and faster
    by the end everyone will be laughing there nuts off guaranteed
    i,m not sure if I got the combo right it might be left arm first but you get the picture
    there is also a dance movement to this which is in essence is the Hokey Kokey but its to difficult to descibe it
    do you have this song stateside
    if you have heard this all before I apologise


    BB
     
  12. magoo
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    hokey pokey is an ice cream flavour here in New Zealand
     
  13. Irish Dan
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    Gosh, I always thought it was the 1st half of "Hokey Pokey"!
     
  14. taskforceranger506
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    In the military it stands for ,..High, Altidude, Military, Bombers......RANGERS LEAD THE WAY...ALL THE WAY. Gods Speed Rodders.:D
     

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  15. 3wLarry
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    ...what the hell is that thing hangin' from the chopper? It looks like it has a red tail...and no head...
     
  16. Steve
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    looks like they strung up a member of Al Quida and dragged him
     
  17. RodLand
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    I thought it was HONKEY until I read this thread. I gota get my eyes checked:D ain't no telling what else I've missed out on here and I'm already a garbage inspector.
     
  18. breeder
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    you shit if you knew how many have thought this...i was a month sayin honkey then it took me awhile to say hokey instead of honkey..now i just call it the reason my ass had bed sores:p
     

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