***EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH*** Safety award for the month of July goes to BUMP. Here is to you going above and beyond!
almost forgot to tell everyone the dangerous tool he was using was a marker. (i don't believe it was magic)
Why is Mr. Bumpus wearing your helmet? I thought about you earlier when i got my mop cut at the barber shop.
Hey Heath. You know thats not my helmet, I dont own anything that nice. Bump found that helmet in a dumpster while "on a mission". Dont crack on him for wearing it, he is a safe worker. 60 years without an accident, and he is only 39. Besides, that marker could had flown out of his hand and hit his head.
It's a good thing you made sure Bump's soft spot was protected. If it goes in any more, he'll be a koozie.
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