Salt Anyone, I dont believe this....

Sorry bout the ebay link, but really

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Bonneville-Speed-Week-SALT-Rat-Rod-Jalopy-SALT_W0QQitemZ290019372470QQihZ019QQcategoryZ31261QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

Some people just can't leave well enough alone to make a buck..........

 

My Doctor says...I cant have salt!

 

Man I have to put my kids through school some way!!

 

I like the little 'drug bag' its shipped in. nice touch.

 

I like this guy , He sure knows his Hot Rod history , and he sure know how to make FRIENDS .... : From one of his Ebay-auctions, and I quote " Due to non payment by some euro trash who wanted to only pay the shipping costs for the Continental US, I am relisting this again. I will NOT ship to any of you idiots in Europe, sorry. " end o-quote
http://cgi1.ebay.com.au/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemWithCategory&item=290007953072


Klaz

 

Hurry...act now...he only has 50 available! I'll be listing some "Official gr*** from the Pebble Beach Concours" next week!

 

There is a buyer for anything.

 

Hey - I got some "authentic" moon rocks I'll sell for cheap...

 

I mailed a big bag of salt home from bonneville to use for a model, I was afraid of bringing it on the plane since it did look like a big bag of smack. He's selling 5 grams for $5 Geez I could sell it for $1.00 for 5 grams and still make over $1000. Maybe Morton salt is in the wrong market place.

 

I'll be doing the same!!

 

Klaz...That's sorta like pouring salt in a wound...

I do have some B-ville salt a friend brought to me from 1980...It's in a zip lock bag...I've have it with me in the car thinking that if I was stopped by the police that they would probably have me handcuffed right away...

 

Why can't I eat it? For that money, I wanna eat it. Salt is salt, right? If it's real salt, i should be able to eat it. I ain't payin for it if i can't eat it. On my eggs.... I eat salt on my eggs. With pepper. I bet he don't have no Bonneville pepper! Damn, now how'm I gonna eat my eggs?

 

Apparently not. Nobody has made any purchases.

Think I'll hawk my corn dog sticks from the Nats!!!

 

Bonnevillians!.....cool name for some ****ing *****s!

 

And looky...he's throwing in some stickers, too. That was real generous of him.

 

I'll get more and corner the market, I'll be there too.

Jesus, people will sell anything. Whats more asinine is they will buy anything.

Christ, is everyone going?

 

Do you think I could cut it with some of my zeo-tabs softener salt from Farm and Fleet to make it go further?

As I prepare my checklist for Bonneville next year I need to remember to bring a bucket.

 

P.T. Barnum said it well;"There's one born every minute".Lots of opportunities out there.

 

Save your self some trouble, just get your box of Morton out of the kitchen & put some on display. Morton Salt get a good share of what they sell direct from the Salt flats --they have a plant right next to the race course.
Whats he mean its not edible, all you gotta do is strain out the Nitro & Hydrazine crystals!!!

 

For Sale: Extra virgin olive oil that seeped out of the bricks at Indy...$40 a quart

 

Its like this guy knew exactly what i wanted! i love how he puts it in little crack baggies

 

Cmon now guys, remember this is America, capitalism and all that.....Hey anyone want to buy a bag of Elvis' toenail clippings?

 

This dude is a ***head...he can't even spell VIAL...and that's not a vial anyway...a vial is a small bottle...what he has is a baggie, and a LOT of CHUTZPAH -

after the Mt St Helens eruption...everybody and their nephew east of the Cascades was out in the yard collecting as much volcanic ash as they could stuff in fruit jars - then shipping it to all their relatives that didn't benefit from the m*** infusion of pumice...some tried to sell it, I don't think that venture made anyone very rich.

"how did a fool and his money get together in the FIRST place?"

dj

 

He's a smart man if it was profitable.

Sam.

 

i think the idea is good, but the presentation ****s big hairy donkey balls. if they came in small old vial, or in some cool small antique car piece it would be good.



or hollow out a lugnut maybe...

 

I'm selling my mud from Hershey.. Or was is dog****. Oh well. 10 bucks either way

 

you cant even compair the kings toenails!

 

Good luck explaining to the cop that pulls you over that its salt from bonneville.
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You mean you're finally done with them? I thought you'd never leave your house.