i have a chance at a new driving job,kind of a delivery boy.......seems theres a local agancy that needs someone too transport there people to and from work,....there all ******s, i have too take them too and from (((work)))....so when they say that your boss ****s i can say mine does
Remember Henry Winkler in "Night Shift"? They all became instantly rich! They were running a call out service from the county ice box for the dead....yea that Barney Rubble he's one hell of an actor...that line came from that movie and just seriously cracks me up everytime I have watched the movie. Good luck in your new adventure...and stay out of jail.
Ha ha ha.....that's great! I did that "job" for about a year and a half. Was the most fun job I've ever had. I have a concealed weapons permit and that was why they hired me. I heard some of the craziest **** doing that job. About half of the girls that I drove were actually hot, and yes, there are some perks to it. You get to hear about how ****ed up these customers are and what they are willing to pay these girls to do. 3/4 of it wasn't even ***! Most of it was just high-paying CEO types wanting to be humiliated. Use your imagination for that one! Be VERY careful though, hopefully you're working for a "reputable" agency that checks out the clients. Be picky about who you're driving also! This is very important! If something happens where there's a bust, you can deny knowing anything, just say you were giving a friend a ride...or make up some other excuse...or just leave. But, if that girl has anything on her and you're still there, you get busted too. I was always VERY picky on who I drove and where I drove them because I did this as a second job so I could have more cash to buy hot rods and I didn't have to dip into my house payment fund. I talked to other drivers though about some of the predicaments some of the girls put them in, so I refused to drive those girls. You don't want to put your *** on the line to drive some girl with a purse full of heroin to the worst neighborhood on earth. I don't think your insurance company will be all that sympathetic when your car comes up stolen!
You're security. Play it low key. Tough guys will want to kick your *** just to prove they are tougher than the 'bodyguard'. It should be interesting to say the least. Don't even think about doing it without carrying. Other than that, how can you say no?
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