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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by LANCE-SPEED, Aug 25, 2006.

  1. LANCE-SPEED
    Joined: Aug 10, 2006
    Posts: 2,259

    LANCE-SPEED
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    what does the FNG, old school hamber, grenade inspector etc mean. and how do you get to the different titles?

    :confused:
     
  2. Belchfire8
    Joined: Sep 18, 2005
    Posts: 1,540

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  3. squirrel
    Joined: Sep 23, 2004
    Posts: 59,167

    squirrel
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    where?

    SMASH
     
  4. LANCE-SPEED
    Joined: Aug 10, 2006
    Posts: 2,259

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    :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: did i miss something
     
  5. HotRodHon
    Joined: Jun 29, 2004
    Posts: 1,424

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    na, you didn't miss anything.
    Just prepare for a lot of crap to come your way for asking a simple question.
    The assumption is that every new guy reads ever word on every page before posting. Most don't, ask questions, and get blindsided by guys who made the same mistakes when they first started.

    To answer your question they are an indicater of how many posts you have made.:eek:
    Unless you have an extra fifty bucks then you become an alliance member.:rolleyes:
    or you're someone famous, then you get to pick your own.:eek:

    Craig:cool:
     
  6. squirrel
    Joined: Sep 23, 2004
    Posts: 59,167

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    it's a line from a Wallace and Grommit movie

    Welcome to the wonderful world of the hamb, and don't let the effin new guy tag get to you....soon you'll be inspecting grenades with the best of them
     
  7. HotRodHon
    Joined: Jun 29, 2004
    Posts: 1,424

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    Heard that about a million times and still blew soda out my nose when I read it.



     
  8. LANCE-SPEED
    Joined: Aug 10, 2006
    Posts: 2,259

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    OOOOOOPS? I think I can take the abuse??? If not I'll just go away crying.
     
  9. HotRodHon
    Joined: Jun 29, 2004
    Posts: 1,424

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    The good news is, in just a short while, you get to shit all over the newbies who ask perfectly reasonable questions.



     
  10. RodLand
    Joined: Dec 19, 2005
    Posts: 369

    RodLand
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    Didn't your Mamma ever tell you not to eat or drink while reading on the H.A.M.B.:D
     
  11. 5window
    Joined: Jan 29, 2005
    Posts: 9,880

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    I think it's intentionally hidden so some of us can tee off on new folks who ask about it and some of us can act nicer than we are when we help you out.

    Seriously though (always trust a HAMBer who says "seriously"), make sure you post an intro, think before you speak most of the time and remember it's not how many posts you have but how you contribute. Welcome to the HAMB. :)
     
  12. Yeah, its not a competition, i only post when i have something to contribuate (sp) but when i do its something i know something about, Ive been here a long time but you cant tell by the post count, its symply because i learn more then i know, but i put in some smartass remark now and then.....but basicly, post count is nothing!
     
  13. LANCE-SPEED
    Joined: Aug 10, 2006
    Posts: 2,259

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    any way wut does FNG stand for ????? it took me a while to figure out wut HAMB meant, but I did it all by myself.........
    ????????????? Fuckin New Guy????????????????
     
  14. squirrel
    Joined: Sep 23, 2004
    Posts: 59,167

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    I already told you once :)
     
  15. LANCE-SPEED
    Joined: Aug 10, 2006
    Posts: 2,259

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    aaahhh.. but you spelt f'n with an e and that through me off? If I kick the $50 for the killer plauge will that help me to loose the FNG label???
    I'M READY!!!
     
  16. LANCE-SPEED
    Joined: Aug 10, 2006
    Posts: 2,259

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    And what is the order,(bottom to top) so I can identify to rest of the crewand their status? I know it dont matter, just curious?
     
  17. old beet
    Joined: Sep 25, 2002
    Posts: 5,750

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    Send me $50 and I think I can clear this up!......OLDBEET
     
  18. LANCE-SPEED
    Joined: Aug 10, 2006
    Posts: 2,259

    LANCE-SPEED
    Member

    YEAH NO PROB! Just get me all your info including checking account #'s passwords, social security #'s mother maiden name etc.
     

  19. ORDER????????????? what fucking order, like this place has any type of order to it :eek: :eek: man look around u, but be warned keep ur mother, sister, girlfriends & wife away from here(some of these guys are, well u know, lol) :eek: :eek: that is unless they have choc chip cookies :D :D MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM cookies......joe
     
  20. LANCE-SPEED
    Joined: Aug 10, 2006
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    Right On Joe!!!!! Smoke Another One!!!
     
  21. Well, if you behahave nisely (SP? Im, swedish)youre gonna be treated nice, just keep it in topic and ask nicely!
     
  22. Uh, yeah, kick 50 for the killer "plague"...PLEASE. Or, kill ME for free....
     
  23. actionrog
    Joined: Mar 13, 2006
    Posts: 99

    actionrog
    Member

    I don't post much at all, but god damnit. I sure as fuck aint payin' $50 to be some gawd damn alliance member!!!
    even if i have to be a FNG or newbie till the day I shit the bed.
    2 cents.
     
  24. OK...here's the deal. The Alliance isn't a car club... It's like a coupon book with a really nice membership card (plaque). It saves you money on the parts and services the vendors offer. It's there for YOU.

    Joining doesn't suddenly make your "old-skool rat rod" shtick cool.
     
  25. actionrog
    Joined: Mar 13, 2006
    Posts: 99

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    that's cool,
    I'm just sayin' I wouldn't pay the $50 just to lose the FNG.
     
  26. Skate Fink
    Joined: Jul 31, 2001
    Posts: 3,472

    Skate Fink
    Member Emeritus

    AND it is to support this Forum so that Ryan doesn't have to dig all of the money to run it out of HIS hip pocket!!!
     
  27. There it is.
     
  28. HotRodHon
    Joined: Jun 29, 2004
    Posts: 1,424

    HotRodHon
    Member

    My alliance membership paid for it'self the first time I called Coker.:D
    Take a look at the value of information on here. You can get help on just about anything auto related here. No one is joining for the tin or the name change.
    Hell, I get $50.00 a year out of entertainment value, just from threads like this one.

    Craig:cool:


     
  29. Cruiser
    Joined: May 29, 2006
    Posts: 2,241

    Cruiser
    Member

    Craig,
    :p Good News? Far too easy too shit all over newbies, just lookout for the shit that comes flying back, if the person has any balls.

    Cruiser 49:cool:
     

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