HAMB DRAGS caption contest

Winner recieves absolutely nothing.....

What is Jerry doing? And why is Tyler so happy?

 

I bet Jerry $20.00 he couldn't scratch his weiner with one arm tied behind his back.

 

Boyd just realized his Johnson is to small to attend the HAMB Drags.

 

damn i thought that was Boyd scratchin his ******..

 

Jerry speaking "Now you behave yourself now ya hear"

 

No disrespect to Jerry.

 

Jerry refills a Mad Dog 20/20 bottle...

 

"****, where'd I put it? It was there when I left the house."

 

I think he's happy his moob finally blossomed.

 

"Well, I know it's in here somewhere.."

 

Sorry Jerry, I do not know you, but have to participate here.

That damb gerble got out again!

 

Jerry is checking to see if he peed his pants and Tyler knows He (Tyler) did

 

Oh, and Tyler's smiling cause he found his!!!hahaha

 

Tyler just noticed Jerry has his underpants on backwards.

Jerry can't believe it,... but he thought something felt funny.

 

Tyler secretly replaced Jerry’s shirt with one from stolen from Boyd Codington.
Let’s see his reaction.

 

"Hey Guys, Watch me pull an onion outa my pants!"

How do I know that? Cause I was there.

Later on in the evening/morning Mama Rashy molested that same onion and then Mojo66 went bowling with it.

Seriously,
Bobe G.

 

And the winner of the HAMB drags 2006 little winkie contest...... JERRY!!!!

 

That only makes me wish I was there more!!!..THANKS BEN!!haaha

 

"Excuss me while I whip this out............"

 

'Your right Tyler this shirt does make my weinnie look small'

 

" Man that was delicious, I hope Jerry gets back here soon with more of his special sauce! I wounder were he gets it from, it tastes familiar"

 

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

"Jerry, when I said it looked like you broke a rod, I didn't mean THAT one!"

 

DAMN!

There goes my 15 minutes of fame!!!


jerry

 

Too Too much, but only at the HAMB Drags!

J.

 

jerry- "That sock keeps slipping...."

Tyler-" Listen to Lux back there still trying to come up with an excuse why he ran an 18 sec 1/4 mile"

 

Jerry is stuck in a crowd of men wishing for a cold shower because Tyler slipped him a ****** 30min. preceeding the pic. At least he is wearing jeans instead of wind pants.

 

Come out you waskally wabbit or auw bwast ya out.

 

"Hey Tyler, I got a popsicle in here for you . . ."

 

Jerry:" Has anyone seen my right arm?"

Tyler:"Hey dummy;I had to borrow it to replace my broken shift lever!"