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Hot Rods If Your Car Could Talk

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by blowby, Jul 15, 2022.

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  1. swade41
    Joined: Apr 6, 2004
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    swade41
    Member
    from Buffalo,NY
    1. 1955 - 1959 Chevy/GMC Pickup owners
    2. Henry J's of the HAMB

    When are you gonna fix me dad, I'm tired of sitting in the garage, I wanna RUMBLE !
     
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  2. choptop40
    Joined: Dec 23, 2009
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    choptop40
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    from Upstate, N.Y.

    dont have one for the road....the roads already layed out...
     
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  3. brando1956
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    brando1956
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    from Barryton, Michigan

    "I'm thirsty!"
     
    brando1956, Jul 15, 2022
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  4. ramblin dan
    Joined: Apr 16, 2018
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    ramblin dan

    " Alright show off, get me out of this garage so we can turn heads wherever we go".
     
    ramblin dan, Jul 16, 2022
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  5. Rickybop
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    Rickybop
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    from the thumb of Michigan

     
    Rickybop, Jul 16, 2022
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  6. Dave G in Gansevoort
    Joined: Mar 28, 2019
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    Dave G in Gansevoort
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    from Upstate NY

    "WHATEVER!"
     
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  7. hotrodjack33
    Joined: Aug 19, 2019
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    hotrodjack33
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    from Chenango Forks NY

    "Let's go topless today"...now if I could only convince the wife to do the same;)
     
    hotrodjack33, Jul 16, 2022
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  8. tubman
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    tubman
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    from Breezy Point, MN

    PAINT ME!
     
    tubman, Jul 16, 2022
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  9. porknbeaner
    Joined: Sep 12, 2003
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    porknbeaner
    Member
    from North Central Missouri

    My cars and bikes do talk to me and they do not have a filter. So what my car would say may not be acceptable to the modern HAMB. ;)
     
    porknbeaner, Jul 16, 2022
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  10. choptop40
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    choptop40
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    from Upstate, N.Y.

    Turn me on …
     
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  11. Jokester
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    Jokester
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    from Shawnee, Kansas

    Ow, ow, ow. Quit hitting me and call a real body man.
     
    Jokester, Jul 16, 2022
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  12. HOTRODPRIMER
    Joined: Jan 3, 2003
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    HOTRODPRIMER
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    from Anderson, S.C.
    1. 1952-59 Ford Social Group
    2. HAMB Old Farts' Club
    3. H.A.M.B. Chapel

    <-------- "What's it been, 34 years now and I'm still wearing the same old worn out coat of paint!

    Other cars are starting to talk. HRP
     
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  13. choptop40
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    choptop40
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    from Upstate, N.Y.

    Watch his rear not hers…
     
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  14. DDDenny
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    DDDenny
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    from oregon

    You promised we'd go play in the dirt!!!
    DSCN1611.JPG
     
    DDDenny, Jul 16, 2022
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  15. seb fontana
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    seb fontana
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    from ct

    "I miss the dog"
     
    seb fontana, Jul 16, 2022
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  16. jimmy six
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    jimmy six
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    from Fountain Valley, Ca.

    Yeah….I’m gonna drip…….get over it; but you sure do everything you can think of to stop it. If you keep wiping me off so gd much your going to wear out the paint.
    PS: Bring home the Indian; it’s lonely being here in the garage..
     
    jimmy six, Jul 16, 2022
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  17. choptop40
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    choptop40
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    from Upstate, N.Y.

    can we take a trip and visit Dragula.
     
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  18. 59Apachegail
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    59Apachegail
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    from New York

    Round here that IS the cheap shit!!
     
    59Apachegail, Jul 16, 2022
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  19. 59Apachegail
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    59Apachegail
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    from New York

    Mine would hurl insults and profanity everytime I opened the garage just to get something and not go for a cruise
     
    59Apachegail, Jul 16, 2022
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  20. wicarnut
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    wicarnut
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    from St Germain Wi.

    I miss you, let's go for a cruise.
     
    wicarnut, Jul 17, 2022
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  21. chessterd5
    Joined: May 26, 2013
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    chessterd5
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    from u.s.a.

    Car, " You know, that other man said that I wasn't worth fixing?"
    Me," Well, I like you."
     
    chessterd5, Jul 17, 2022
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  22. '28phonebooth
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    '28phonebooth
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    from Pacific NorthWET (SW Washington)

    "Wash me, ya lazy bastard!"
     
    '28phonebooth, Jul 17, 2022
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  23. Grandadeo
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    Grandadeo
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    from Jensen Beach, Florida

    Hey, Hey you! You told me I would be your daily driver. Then you picked at that bondo bubble. I'm tired of sitting here all apart and in primer. Come on....it's been over 20 years! Hey, don't you walk away from me. Heeyyy I'm talkin to you!!!
     
    Grandadeo, Jul 17, 2022
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  24. Josh1940
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    Josh1940
    Member
    from Southeast Iowa

    I sure wish you'd quit saying, "what the hell was one of the previous owners doing drugs when he put me together"! And why are you saying so many cuss words!
     
    Josh1940, Jul 17, 2022
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  25. blowby
    Joined: Dec 27, 2012
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    blowby
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    from Nicasio Ca

    Get any fatter and there's a seat spring headed your way.
     
    blowby, Jul 17, 2022
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  26. modagger
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    modagger
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    from Hamden, Connecticut

    Why do you feel it’s necessary to put your foot up my ass every time the light turns green!?
     
    modagger, Jul 17, 2022
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  27. RJP
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    RJP
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    from a taxpayer supporting the state of confusion

    My last one as it was leaving the shop with a new ass in the seat. "Bet this guy takes better care of me than you did, with what you made him pay."
     
    RJP, Jul 17, 2022
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  28. Torana68
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    Torana68
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    from Australia

    "...............................and what was HER name?"
     
    Torana68, Jul 17, 2022
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  29. i.rant
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    i.rant
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    from Frankfort,Illinois
    1. 1940 Ford

    ”Thanks for showing me so much of the country.”
     
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  30. Atwater Mike
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    Atwater Mike
    Member
    from Atwater, CA. USA

    My poor, rust free '55 F100:
    "Everybody gives you engines, but you give me the Chevys... Thought I was gettin' the Hemi. Damn that stupid roadster!"
     
    Atwater Mike, Jul 17, 2022
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