My wife taught high school for over 30 years ... one quote I saw broke me up ... Graduation at last ... it only took me 14 years ...
hmmm, i was told the were both Hitler, out of Mein Kempf. maybe hitler was a plagarist too? oh yeah, i forgot to mention, if you guys want your nickles, you'll have to send a SASE(remember those?) to me. pm me for my addy! okay here's another senoir quote, from my favorite former cheerleader of Yale who later went on to be President...."Mission Accomplished". what are you trying to accomplish with your quote, be witty, ironic, smart, cool, offensive?
I thought you were looking for a quote from a senior citizen until I read a little and realized I didn't have anything to offer. Then I spotted the following in something my wife sent and thought it was appropriate. Walter Huff aka CyberWalt "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." Albert Einstein
"Look out for #1, try not to step in #2" "Live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse" "Nobody likes a dumbass"
"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful flamingo, flying against a beautiful sunset, holding in its beak a beautiful painting of a beautiful, beautiful flower? And also, you're drunk." - Jack Handy
How about : Isent it a shame a family can be torn apart by somthing as simple as, A PACK OF WILD DOGS
More Jack Handy: "I hope someday to see a nude opera, because when they hit the high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals." "My parents always warned me about going to the 'other side of town.' But one day I worked up my courage and rode my bike across the tracks, and I discovered that 'those people' weren't so scary. Their houses were neat and tidy and nice. In fact, extremely nice. For some reason, they were all much bigger and nicer than mine."
Not original but " What me worry?" How about " Kill a commy for mommy" well I guess that's a little bit cold war. I know "TTFN". Simple and to the point.
I believe Tom Waits said it best with "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy" grumper
Two Words: Winston Churchill GOOGLE NOW!!! Expect us to do it all for ya???? Sheesh, Kids these days!??? Stu
"I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her." Or anything else by Red Skelton. Dangerfield is great too. Bryan
"I tell people, let's don't fear the future, let's shape it." --George W. Bush "Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?" - Homer Simpson "WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?" - Homer Simpson "Trying is the first step towards failure." - Homer Simpson "No Brains... No Headaches" - Ed Roth " Money Comes & goes But Rat Fink Is Forever ! " - Ed Roth Okay.. back to work for me... -Juan
I only hope that some day people will remember me, if at all, as the greatest genius in the history of mankind.
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