Way OT - How to get rid of raccoon in shop

A 6 cylinder chevy camshaft with the timing gear still on it has always worked for me , seemed to really adjust their idle..............

 

The only test is to decapitate it and test the brain.........

 

Play the radio really loud..Also play some rap music..That will send him running.....The radio thing really works though...

 

Also, turn off any lights so it's dark in there. He will head towards the light. Or, if you know how he got in there, wait 'til after midnight and close off where he might have gotten in. They forage at night.

 

All you have to do is leave the radio on overnight. He wont like all the noise and will find his was out soon enough.

 

If its behaving weird and might be sick or rabid, then I wouldn't want to just get it outside where it might hurt someone else 2-3 doors down from you.
Call Animal control and have it removed properly.
Wouldn't use a gun or anything as the last thing I'd want is to be cleaning up its ****** remains splattered all over a wall.

 

BTW, the **** turds are dangerous too. Some kind of worms in most all of it.

 

can some one photoshop "biscuit" in behind fur...i need a new avatar...

 

shoooooooot down here we just get a net. Good ole fishin net. Throw it over, pull the rope, and bye bye ****.

 

That, would be the ra****'s problem.

 

What, Pamela hasn't given you the cold shoulder already? Hell, she's giving away hepa***is C.

 

PROGRESS UPDATE --- Took Safariknit's advice - went to local Wally World and picked up some ammonia and tried to stink him out. Soaked paper towels in ammonia and threw them all around him. All he would was move around a little, but not leave or even get off the table. Then I decided to take matters into my own hands. Emptied out my trusty spray bottle with the adjustable nozzle. Filled the bottle with straight ammonia and sprayed the little ******* right in the face, now he's moving. However, didn't want to get off the top of table or workbench. Finnally got tired of this **** took a push broom and knocked him off the workbench, along with the **** he hadn't already knocked off. Little SOB was still walking around a little dazed and with his nose running from the ammonia all over him. Prodded him out with the broom and haven't seen him since. Took the remainder of the ammonia and sprayed around the service door. At lease the ammonia is now diaspated and no longer stinks so bad. Thanks for all of advice.......

 

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They are mean *******s,it took a 22 between the eyes,a tire iron,AND a garbage can full of water to kill the one that ****ing destroyed my attic...The buddy who shot her is a mean ******* himself,and after watching her fight like hell with blood spewing out of her head,for over 30 minutes,he decided she was possessed...Couldn't shoot her again,the neighbors were paying attention after the first shot...Took a garbage can full of water,and a tire iron shoved through her throat to finally kill her....The little ***** was trying to eat the trap,AFTER the head shot..In case you can't tell,we were damn impressed...My buddy still talks about it,months later..
Still haven't gone back into the attic to clean up the mess,thought I'd let the **** **** dry out a while,and clean it up this winter when it's cold...
Handling their **** gonna be OK after it ages a bit??
Or should I tell my ex-wife she can get the rest of her stuff out of the attic now?
Sorry for the wasted space,Ryan,but there's nothing worse in the house or garage than a psycho ****

 

The little ****er had probably been snorting too much,"Bolivian Marching Powder" and had cooked his sniffer.Can't understand why the ammonia didn't work.

 

Close the door and either 1) borrow your neighbors pellet gun or 2) pick up some "golden malron" fly bait and mix a tables**** in with 1 can mountain dew and pour it in a pan as poison. But keep wanted cats and dogs away- fatal for them too. Good luck

 

I had a ra**** living under my shed in the back yard once. I didn't try the Amonia, but I tried a bunch of other stuff, including pouring gasoline at the area he kept entering. No luck.
Finally got down on his level, and re-joined the animal kingdom: I went out there one night and whizzed all over the place. Around his entry hole, around the door, and a few places around the building. The neighbors wondered what the hell was the matter with me.
The ra**** got the message that it was my territory, I was bigger than it, and I meant business. Never saw it again after that night. Animals don't like the scent of human.
-Brad

 

You Guys have wimpy Rac****s ...



We have REAL rac****s here in the South ...

 

we also had **** problems at the shop today we were going to the parts store and out of nowhere a zombie **** comes hisssing and stumbling down the hill at us we go in the shop get the 22 rifle the **** take 6 shots to the head area before it finaly bites the big one ..that was one meeeean **** a claw ***isted in the picking up and disposial of the **** over a stteep cliff/drop off at the back of the shop

bad day for ****s i guess

 

Seems simple...LMAO at this one Ernie!

 

Very, very smart thing to do. It's not that animals don't like the scent, it's more the ALPHA MALE signal. I've seen this work with aggressive dogs as well.

 

Where do you get that stuff? I had no end of hell running out the ****s that infested my attic. Shot most of them but every time I think they're gone for good, the one old ******* **** comes back and rips off the new shingles I just repaired and climbs right back in.

The radio trick works well to get rid of them for a while.... but if he comes back again I'd like to try this permanent trick.

I bet he's still pissed that I gave his li'l family a bowl of antifreeze, too. heh

 

Guess I'll piss in my attic tonight

That would explain why I haven't ever had them near the garage

 

there was a story on here about a guy that did that with his neighbors cats (neghbor had like 6+ cats that kept ****ting all over his stuff): he trapped 'em and would drink a case of beer and piss on the cat in the cage then turn it loose. cats stopped ****ting on his stuff.

 

I've killed 4 in the last 5 days. Number 7 Conibear.

 

one sack of dog food, one 12 twelve ga shot gun, a lawn chair and a case of beer. You may have to ajust the number of lawn chairs and cases of beer depending on how many buddies you have. Oh and by the way dont set the sack of dog food near anything you dont want full of holes.

Good luck