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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by wstory, Aug 9, 2023.

  1. Budget36
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    If we’re talking about tools, etc. why to battery chargers have such a short handle on them?
     
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  2. twenty8
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    Here's one that annoys me. "VOICE-TO-TEXT" (or speech to text, talk to text...... whatever it's called).
    It is a flawed concept. Garbled, unintelligible messages most of the time. It's like trying to crack a code.....:eek:
    Have we all really become that busy?o_O
     
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  3. Bandit Billy
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    Don't say "short" and "battery" in the same sentence.
     
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  4. twenty8
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    Yes son, you can use the battery charger, but don't touch the short handle.
    It will instantly drain the charge and start a fire, and we don't need that.....:rolleyes:
     
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  5. Bandit Billy
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    Pet peeves, you may have or or two at first and they start out innocent enough but then they multiply and eat all your quadrotriticale. I try to avoid them.
    [​IMG]
     
  6. Budget36
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    Speaking of that, my dad schooled into me to never clip the leads on the handle.
    When he was working at Van Pelts fire trucks, he saw someone plug the charger in that hadn’t been turned off and the leads were clipped to the handle
     
  7. i clip the leads to the handle only if theres a rubber tube covering jt
     
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  8. Boneyard51
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    IMG_8951.jpeg
    Here is a good example of the importance of proper spelling!





    Bones
     
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  9. Kerrynzl
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    I've seen that happen with a "hand trolley" with a battery on it [used to jump start cars on a car yard]
    The stupid yard boy clipped the jumpers onto the handle after starting a car.

    We had figured out a way for it to "auto switch off" but it was too complicated .PVC tube wrapped on the handle was more idiot proof"

    That should be Short and "Lucas"
     
  10. Boneyard51
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    I think old fast made those mistakes on purpose……kinda to make a point…..you know like on a sword! Lol




    Bones
     
  11. Boneyard51
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    That was my Dads first tool box, I still have it! So I guess I kinda prejudges , I like them!






    Bones
     
  12. 41 GMC K-18
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    Hey @Boneyard51
    One of those monsters was my first tool box as well, I had fished mine out of a junk pile, because it was already a total wreck, all bent up, it had really been abused.
    I was just a kid so what did I know about such items !
    It pinched my fingers plenty of times trying to get it un-jammed !
    In hindsight, I should have kept it, purely as a item from my youth.
    It's very cool that you still have your Dad's first tool box!
     
  13. Ned Ludd
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    Reminds me of this:
     
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  14. 5window
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    Lucas is British for "short"
     
  15. Budget36
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    Not sure if it was his first, but I have one my dad, similar, but maybe 3 feet long. Been my porta power storage for years.
    I never did ask my dad what he used it for, but I’d guess in the shipyards way back when.
     
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  16. 41 GMC K-18
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    lucas electric.jpg
     
  17. Boneyard51
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    You see how many people are intrigued in the Ad, don't you? That's the only people that showed up at the whole show!!! :rolleyes:
     
  19. Kerrynzl
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    They unknowingly invented the "intermittent wiper":D

    Lucas Electric, from the country that brought us the Dark Ages.


    How to interpret a Haynes workshop manual [for a laugh]
    https://www.mez.co.uk/haynes.html
     
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  20. Bandit Billy
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  21. Nope, just lazy. And.... we've lost our communication skills.
     
  22. alanp561
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    So, the Dilithium crystal powered reactors on the Enterprise aren't really motors, right :(? I'm gonna see if I can get my money back from that on-line course on Astrophysics and Alternative Power Sources.
     
  23. partsdawg
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    A vehicle for sale with no price. Put a number on it,dumbass.
    Vehicle for sale with the comment “No title but they are easy to get”
    If it’s easy to get why don’t you do it,dumbass
     
  24. X-cpe
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    That would need a list from Richard.
     
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  25. X-cpe
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    The problem with idiot proofing things is that every time you do, someone produces a better idiot.
     
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  26. Dave G in Gansevoort
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    Which of course begs the question: what category does the Delorean with the flux capacitor fit into? It's got an internal combustion engine separate from the flux capacitor.
     
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  27. its a hybrid, duh!
     
  28. alanp561
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    :) Good one, kid. You're gonna be alright. :D
     
  29. Dave G in Gansevoort
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  30. Besides the fake spindle mounts and the Grandpa visors, I'd have to say surfboards on top of station wagons...in the Midwest:eek:
     

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