I do it too gotta56, now we can come outa the closet, what a relief not havin to keep the paper towel secret any more. Its great to be part of a group aint it?
I used to save them at work from my lunches. I had a take-out box full most of the time... but a bad cold or a big spill and they were gone...
I was in the can one day at work, this was a remote men's room. Great for deep stinking... So one day I have something... messier than usual. I could have gotten out to grab some damp paper towels... but what do I see? On top of the TP roll holder is a baggie with WIPES.... it saved the day.
So this guy hit his ball into the bushes on a golf course. As he was getting ready to chip out he gets a "Psst, hey, excuse me, have you got any paper towels or napkins in your golf bag? Couldn't make it back in time." "No, leave me alone, I'm trying to play thru." As he attempts his swing, again, "Pssst, hey, how about a towel, I'll buy it from you. Help me out, kinda stuck here." "No, now leave me alone." On his last swing attempt, "Pssst, ok, ok, last thing. You got change for a 20?"
Had a case of swamp**** at iola swap so i figured i would wet down the tp with some of that hand sanitizer they have in portapot. Man that was a bad idea. burned like a mofo !
I find that those empty Baby Wipe containers are also good for temporarily storing coins until I get around to firing up the autoclave to sterilize my pocket change.
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