Technical 5-in-1 Girinka Welder

Let'em get scammed then we can say "what, again"!

 

So, would you be interested in purchasing a bridge, buying a welder and some burn cream, or renting a weldor?

 

Alan.....I believe you left out : Bridge Rectifier, Dental Bridge & The Card Game Bridge!

God Bless
Bill
https://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum...ar-transport-hauling-open-or-enclosed.614419/

 

Thank you for the information, there are bridge on ramp spacers available to adapt the US on ramp to a Canadian Bridge, do you know if your product is compatible? If I install the bridge with the on ramp pointing south does that compensate for the mismatch? Or does gravity now make the south on ramp an off ramp? I want to make sure I have all the necessary pieces to build my bridge where a bridge is not required? Can you please advise?

 

Sir, I'm sorry to inform you that if this conversation proceeds much further amiss, you might find that you have succeeded in burning your bridge. Fortunately for you, we can aid you in that effort. For the current low, low price of only $2.49 per gallon plus shipping, we will supply you with as much gasoline as you need to accomplish your mission. A free pack of matches will be included with every sale. Your results may vary.

 

Sir, we are sorry for the omission of what appears to be two apparent interests of yours. This is a family-oriented forum, and we feel the suggestion of anything improper, such as use of **** Bridge Rectification (Bridge Rectifier) or Oral Bridgework (Dental Bridge), would be contrary to the image we wish to project. As for your obvious fascination with card gambling and the evils thereof as evidenced by your reference to "The Card Game Bridge", may we suggest that you read the excellent book "One Day at a Time" authored by members of Gamblers Anonymous. It might also help if you forego sending Christmas cards this year as a means to avoiding temptation. All the best this holiday season.

 

SS;
I'd only rent under a bridge now, since most of them have the fed n state $$$ siphoned off already by the politicos, & will end up acting in a very similar fashion to the Mpls MN Hwy35 bridge fiasco. That kind of excitement is too much for me these days. Don't want to share any of the blame since that costs... .
However;(you knew that was coming, didn't you? ), another option to consider is leasing. *If* written & done correctly, the mfgr/seller has the responsibility to engineer, mfgr, deliver, ***emble, & certify(while absorbing all costs) it's proper & safe for use, + of course all proper maintainance(s), & as the leasee, you will now be able charge "rent to cross over"(any other useages like jumping or diving over the side would be extra $$$, pd to you in advance under separate contract), which could help to alleviate your now-new-to-you domicile-costs. Further, said leasor would still own said bridge, therefore the rent due you would be taxed under that authority.
Just be careful not to get the Spl: "Bridge to Nowhere".
Seems Alan is the proper authorized knowledgeable rep. I'd also bet he uses the Helen Waite Financing Company. Motto: If you want financing, go to Helen Waite. .
AKA: In God we Trust, all others pay Cash. .
Good luck w/your search.
Marcus...

 

Sir, we are currently taking applications for "Sales Representatives" for both welders and bridges, and we offer substantial pay benefits in the form of commissions of 25% and even more. The more you sell, the more you earn. You appear to have a promising future since you already have the concepts of "additional charges" well in hand. I especially like the ideas of tolls and advance payment from those considering jumping or diving over the side.

Feel free to contact us with any questions or suggestions at; http:/nigerianprinceenterprises.gotya/human-resources/

 

Thanks for the very kind & overly generous offer, hard not to jump in w/both feet, but because at the moment, I have more funds available than I know what to do with, & more would be a burden, + being retired & not wanting to take away opportunities from those needy folks, I'll have to p***.

So for your edification & consideration(absolutely free of any charge(s) whatsoever):
There're always movie use/filming/rental royalties to obtain.
One could put bridges where people *want* them, not where govt thinks they should be.
Fishing over the side of the bridge would also be extra income source(charges for fishing & amount of catch = dbl-dipping).
As well as photography(subject/source[cars, girls - clothed or not {spectators will also be charged extra}], doesn't matter - if *exclusive* time is wanted - costs would be commensurably higher of course depending on time of day/
night) & traffic be damned, there's money to be ac***ulated!
One could also enhance the areas' usefulness w/quickfood palaces, thereby taking a cut of the profits generated within, & also the additional traffic generated on/off/around the bridge(which of course, has exclusive access to start with. & since thankfully you are "family" oriented, there won't be the (potential-family-making) "services" offered. Good on you.
& last but not least, various areas under said prestigious bridge for other desiring folks, some could even be enclosed up under the span for those special otherwise-unobtainable views.

Feel free to add any &/or all of these features to your package(s). As I mentioned, no charge for the ideas, but your concern to be fair & upright would allow you to deposit gold as a token of your appreciation in a numbered Swiss banking vault for my eventual acquisition.

Marcus...

 

It's sounds like we have some pretty good attorneys on this site! $

 

Good attorney, that's an oxy*****, right?

 

I just want a small simple bridge over troubled waters to live under and charge a small fee to p*** over to the unsuspecting m***es. Since I look like a troll I figure I would be right at home then.