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The ultimate home made adjustable wrench, I gota build one.

 

That aint gonna work. Either one or four are in backwards.
And cant tell, but they may be metric fuses.

 

Reverse polarity on the fourth one.

 

Not very well crafted, but not a bad idea,either.

 

They look like fine-thread bolts. What's the problem?

 

Auto-electrics supplied by Con............... Confused

 

The shorter bolt at the center must be a lower amp bolt.

 

Would’ve been OK if he would’ve used Vise Grips

 

I would have used the vise grips on the pliers. Would have gotten a tighter connection and a chance the zip tie would stay in place if it was moved farther out on the handles.

 

Yep compound leverage

 

It's either that way with what's available or walk home?

 

But Vise Grips don't have insulated handles! Safety First!!!

 

Kung foo grip is better for plier terminals…. Just sayin…

 

I just replaced the pads and it’s still grinding!

 

"I keep all my crap in the bottom drawer."

 

Brake pads last longer when installed this way. Doesn't do much for the rotors, but extends the life of the brake pads.

Looks like payday has been a bit long in coming more then just this one time. Or the person really likes tape repairs.

 

Bidet with dryer option.

 

Always thought that shop smelled crappy

 

This is rookie shit right here…should have used a flare wrench.

 

One of these moments that never gets forgotten.
Working part time at a Gulf station, on a very busy intersection, we had need of an actual crew.
The owner would show from time to time, but relied on a couple of relatives for security.
One, a brother in law was a great guy in stature, as well as attitude.
There was the knowledge of alcohol being his favorite beverage choice for an obvious thirst.
So early one morning I'm jumping the fill hoses for the drivers who gas, then get to the job.
As I'm ringing a sale said B I L casually walks into the office, and shows me the hole in his hand.
He flips it both ways hole in palm same on the back.
Well a stubborn engine would not kick, with the air cleaner off he's flipping the throttle, Buuurp!
The carb lit up. His gray-fog morning mind made him smother that carb,, fast as he could.