WE ALL KNOW THIS MECHANIC....CAPTION THIS...

PUT IT IN SECOUND, AND DON'T POP THE CLUTCH TILL YOU'RE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DRIVEWAY

 

CAN YOU LEAVE IT FOR 2 WEEKS?

 

HAVE YOU TRIED WAXING IT, LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD BUFF OUT...

 

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The body shop it wouldn't take very long....

 

MAN, I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE GOT BOLT ONS....

 

Skeleton Crew.....

 

Looks like a couple of boneheads to me.

 

1st one, "damn!! Harriet!! How much longer you gonna be loading those groceries??".

2nd one " damn!! I'm gonna figure out this miss even if it kills me !!"

3rd one " well we can sit here another 20 minutes OR we can finish cleaning the shop"


My best....


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From the top order.
"We don't care if it rains."

"Dang it! I keep s****ing my knuckles".


"I wish that smoker would get hotter.
I am starved"!

 

did you see that dumb *** ol man putting those model t's together..... he'll be joining us for a cold beer soon!!!

 

CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY IT WON'T START, ALL I DID WAS SET THE TIMING???

 

DID YOU CLOSE THE GARAGE DOOR BEFORE WE LEFT?

 

I’m loving this thread

After seeing this my wife is trying to figure out how to incorporate my old cars in the Halloween decorations…..

 

How about the age old, "Bare Bones Build"

 

or, he needs to split the bones,!

 

LIKE I'VE SAID A THOUSAND TIMES... I DID'T KNOW SHE WAS YOU'RE SISTER TILL AFTER WE GOT MARRIED..CAN YOU PLEASE LET IT GO NOW

 

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID "IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!"

 

THEY SAID I CAN'T TAKE IT WITH ME WHEN I GO...NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TAKING IT FOR A SPIN NOW AND THEN..

 

HOW COMME ALL YOU HAVE IS 10MM SOCKETS AND WRENCHES?

 

Good timing with Halloween just around the corner.