This news story should get your attention! HA HA HA.

Yahoo news:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/hsn/20061027/hl_hsn/testosteronetumblinginamericanmales

Testosterone levels falling in men.
That figures. Political correctness, SUV's, Femminism, Queer eye for the straight guy, Closing auto shop cl***es.....its all a factor. Now here's proof!



You guys thought I was whining about the last article I posted.....

Well, I'm definitely not whining here. You see, I got balls the size of cantalopes. I've got so much hair on my chest that it looks like one of those hairy brown welcome mats.

I have to shave 3 times a day.

I'm 32 and still wake up with morning wood.


......why?


Because of hot rodding.



HOT RODDING, the last outpost of the true american male. Grunt Grunt Grunt.

I bet they didn't test any hot rodders when they did this study. ha ha haha.

 

STOP READING THE NEWS!!!!!!





Jesus............hahahaha

 

The morning wood continues way past 32.

 

Way too much information!

 

I bet it has something to do with the additives they put in food these days. I mean, SinisterCustom is right, you can't believe half the stuff you read in the news (and the other half isn't important), but I think that along with being able to build and maintain your own vehicles, being self-reliant means you can go hunting and fishing and plant some crops and harvest 'em. We may not be doing those things, but we could and maybe we should . . . it's good and good for ya too

 

those studies are all rigged just like that whole evolution thingie

 

You need a LAP Dance.

 

God, please tell me you ain't offerin'..............