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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by flynbrian48, Apr 22, 2025.

  1. winduptoy
    Joined: Feb 19, 2013
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    Yes, in all 4 tires
     
  2. I worked a bit at a local tire shop and we had this service writer that didnt know jack crap about cars but knew it all; my supervisor and I were a bit slow so I called the shop from line 3 using our shop phone...

    "In an odd voice, Yeah uh Hi, I am looking for a water pump for my 59 Volkswagen Beetle"

    I was in hold for about 20 minutes...

    guy comes back, "hey I cant locate any part numbers but I have calls into ...."

    Before he could finish I just started busting up laughing.
     
  3. twenty8
    Joined: Apr 8, 2021
    Posts: 3,246

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    ..... and if the top's down....:D
     
  4. AldeanFan
    Joined: Dec 12, 2014
    Posts: 1,090

    AldeanFan

    I had a very positive encounter today.
    It’s voting day here in Canada, I drove the cobra to the polling station.
    An old gentleman dressed up in a suit and tie walked up to the car and said
    “I don’t know anything about cars, but this one is beautiful”
     
  5. Sharpone
    Joined: Jul 25, 2022
    Posts: 1,961

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    In all your years haven’t you learned you can get the last word in while talking to those of the female persuasion if you just say “yes mam” lol
    Dan
     
  6. Good one, Dan.
     
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  7. Olboy
    Joined: Nov 29, 2017
    Posts: 17

    Olboy

    My German cars attract all sorts of attention… one of my favorite comments was, ‘nice Porsche. Is it a Targa?’

    it’s quite clearly a coupe.
     

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  8. gimpyshotrods
    Joined: May 20, 2009
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    I got to use my favorite response today. I had the shop door open, leaving the contents visible.

    A passing motorists asked: "What year is it?!"

    I looked left and right carefully, and shouted: "It's 2025!"
     
  9. gimpyshotrods
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    Slant nose converted 930 (935).
     
  10. raymay
    Joined: Mar 2, 2008
    Posts: 2,585

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    Years ago, I was loading wood in the back of a 37 Chevy Kingcab streetrod pickup I had built. A guy started a conversation how his uncle had one just like mine when he was younger. I politely tried to explain that mine was a custom build using parts from a couple trucks. He then started lecturing me how wrong I was and insisted that GM made a truck like mine in 1937. I simply ended the conversation and told him he was lucky to have an uncle with such a cool old truck. My current 56 ElCamino and a newer Gen5 custom wagon also get a lot of comments. Unless they ask how I created the builds, I try really hard to not engage in conversation with them.

    42.jpg
     
  11. duecesteve
    Joined: Nov 3, 2010
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    I used to work with a guy who was a carpenter like me but he was not a car guy and we got into an argument about corvettes being steel bodies. If went on for days. Some people will never get it .:eek:
     
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  12. twenty8
    Joined: Apr 8, 2021
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    Never argue with an idiot. It can be hard for people watching to work out which one the idiot is......
     
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  13. Stan Back
    Joined: Mar 9, 2007
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    from California

    42.jpg
    It's too bad GM didn't build it -- It would have been a real winner!
     
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  14. MCjim
    Joined: Jun 4, 2006
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    from soCal

    I got one just like it...except it's a Toyota.
     
  15. DDDenny
    Joined: Feb 6, 2015
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    from oregon

    Sounds like you worked with Dave too!
     
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  16. X-cpe
    Joined: Mar 9, 2018
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    X-cpe

    Another take on arguing with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
     
  17. Olboy
    Joined: Nov 29, 2017
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    Olboy

    Nope… special wishes 930 SE…
     
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  18. duecesteve
    Joined: Nov 3, 2010
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    I had a Risky Business '85, 928, 5 spd super fun! There is a lot of idiots my buddy's 55 f100 has at least 10k paint job and at the fathers day car show in Hyannis,ma last year this woman with rings on all her fingers rubs her hand on the rear fender and says "This paint is so smooth!" my buddy flipped out on her! Ya can't teach stupid it comes naturally!
     
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  19. 34 5W Paul
    Joined: Mar 27, 2020
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    34 5W Paul
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    from Fresno CA

    Pretty sure I'd never have a perfect paint job on anything I own, but it does make the point about "paint jail" and all its facets. I'd never touch anyone's car, but the huge number of people who don't get that sure makes perfect paint on a car at a show an absolutely terrifying proposition for me (at least.)
     
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  20. AldeanFan
    Joined: Dec 12, 2014
    Posts: 1,090

    AldeanFan

    I was at a stoplight in my Factory Five Cobra.
    A guy pulled up in a new Mercedes and asked what it had under the hood.

    I said it had one of Hector’s spoon engines with a t66 turbo with nos and a motec system exhaust from Harry’s.

    He gave me a thumbs up and said “just like the old school” and then drove off smiling.

     
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  21. gimpyshotrods
    Joined: May 20, 2009
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    Even better!
     
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  22. Acres
    Joined: Dec 19, 2021
    Posts: 1,417

    Acres
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    from Sweden

    Alot of these comments are from jealous people, they are probably not allowed to have a cool car, mayby their better half force them to drive a ugly modern car.
    All these comments, they are bad for the enviroment, the sunvisor is ugly, thats not original, bla bla, I couldnt care less, got my cars for my own pleasure not for someone elses.

    I try to focus on the positive comments, yes it happens, sometimes you meet total strangers and talk for hours
     

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