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This is why they invented Flex Tubing.

 

Maybe the driver was Forrest Gump. " NO Forrest, Military Left ! "
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No need for a slam hammer. Just a spare tire and wheel. I once jacked out the side of 62 Cadillac just using the spare tire jack in the trunk and a couple of wood blocks.

 

In the Philippines, small shop owners will epoxy coins on the floor in the entrance doorway . There is always some clown that comes with a hammer and chisel and try to get them off.

 

I love a good subframe install...

 

Wait. You don't want a Lube Rack ? I don't think this contest would work in 2025.

 

It will be fine in a few more months.

 

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Someone gave this old piss bucket the memo to only drive 35 in my neighborhood!

 

I heard Ronald McDonald shared his hot and juicy with Wendy while Burger King and Dairy Queen watched and Arby had the meat.

 

I have been waiting for the right time to post this, and it only seems fitting.
Thanks from Dennis.

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Henry Ford asked Star Dodge if he could Packard his Pierce Arrow up her Nash. She said, " For Chrysler sake! It's Willys' Knight. You're going to have to Whippet." Now ain't that a Buick?

 

I'll teach you to leave me in the car!!!!

 

I used to pick up every cent I found but as I put on a few pounds I gave up stooping for pennies and dimes. I recall being .25 cents overweight because that was what it took me to bend over. I'm weighing in at $5.00 these days between my stomach and my back.

 

Shameless repeat.

 

I can’t wonder how many times her purples have been hornied…

 

Yes... '65-66 XP Sedan.

 

Come on now…