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Hot Rods How to tell real gearheads?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by bangngears, Jul 25, 2025.

  1. lostn51
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    What about there is 2/3 of a speed shop, Napa, and a dealership in the garage. Kinda like Kr*** and Bernie from Cartoons Magazine
     
  2. Laundry soap works better compared to dish soap The problem is laundry soap will split your hands open if you use it more than a few times a day.
    Personally I'm a permatex fast orange kind of guy. If it's fresh oil or grease it takes it right off it'll even remove spots from clothes I've learned. If it's 70-year-old Grease it might be a little more difficult I don't think anything washes that off not even gasoline.
     
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  3. chopolds
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    Has used GoJo instead of shampoo, MANY times!
     
  4. lostone
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    lostone
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    from kansas

    I've used shampoo for hand cleaner !!

    ...
     
  5. lostn51
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    Oh hell I guess I’m a prima donna then……:D image.jpg
     
  6. lostn51
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    I love it!! Here’s my “let’s grind the **** out of something” drawer in my other toolbox that is mostly for fabrication tools and what not. It’s nice and unorganized but I know where everything is ;) image.jpg image.jpg
     
  7. DDDenny
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    Guilty!

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  8. 6sally6
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    [QUOTE="lostn51, post: 15655671, member: 47898"!! “let’s grind the **** out of something” ;)
    ][/QUOTE]

    And I thought I was the only guy to think that !! Silly Me....:):):)
    6sally6
     
  9. Just Gary
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    They end all their sentences with, "but it could use a little more power."
     
  10. Marty Strode
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    Or, if they are closer to 80 than 70, and keep hauling in more equipment. A friend bought this over the weekend, with me in mind. It's going to require major modifications to the slide mechanism and build in an adjustable lower pad mount. The good thing is, plug it in, and it runs! IMG_1781.jpg IMG_1782.jpg IMG_1784.jpg
     
  11. He can ***emble a 39 Ford gearbox.
     
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  12. Kerrynzl
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    Wrong!
    You own a "bespoke suit" made out of Nomex.
    Here's mine
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    And you wear Green tint "Aviators" so you can see through rain [because the wipers don't work]
    With sportsman arms [that wrap around your ears] so they don't slide off your face when you slam on the brakes.
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  13. captaintaytay
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    Ya!, I wore one of those to the office.
     
  14. jnaki
    Joined: Jan 1, 2015
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    jnaki

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    1957 Chevy bel air hardtop… the most modified of all of our teenage cars. It was the second fastest of the modified cars in our area.

    Hello,

    When we worked on that 1957 Bel Air Hardtop, we usually ended up with hands that had tons of oil stains or just grime from working on the car. The hours spent working on the motor, transmission and even the Positraction rear end installation, our hands looked like black gloves. But, we were happy to be under the car doing what we could to make the hardtop sedan fast.

    But, when we took a break or finished for the night or day installations, we had to clean our hands. So, we used the standard petroleum based hand cleaner and it did its intended job. We also had to go inside to use the Lava Soap bar to get the final stains/smells off. The gasoline/petroleum product was good as it got most of the surface stuff off. It did smear most of it and we wiped our hands with a cloth.

    The Lava soap was not the most gentle of soaps and our moms never used Lava. But, with a brush, we were able to get the stained hands fairly clean. When we went out on dates, we had to use an old toothbrush to get under our nails and in the cracks of our hands. Sometimes even that did not get all of the black or dark stains off. So, there were comments about oil on our hands. Despite the hands being clean and soft. My hands got the extra treatment of sharp fingernail files to dig out the last of the oil/grime and was always given the comments about how clean my hands looked and felt.

    Thanks to my mom, my Levis had two pairs always ready for a change of clothes. Plus, she would not let me out unless I had clean clothes and my hands were perfectly clean. Which meant Lava soap, even Ajax or Comet, which ever was available. Now, my hands were clean, but smelled, so a nice hand lotion took care of that… Yikes…

    Jnaki

    So, yes, we were teenage hot rod folks and people knew our cars. They also knew we did all of the work and our hands showed the daily work during those modification days/nights. We almost spent as much time washing our hands as we washed our cars… even more, if we went in for lunch or dinner.

    When I was the main person to make modifications to my brother’s 58 Impala, such as changing the rear Positraction gears weekly, I did get dirty and my hands got very dirty. My clothes also got somewhat dirty, but was allowed to sit on our 50s vinyl kitchen chairs as they could easily be wiped clean when I was finished with my snack break. The old adage of Levis are good when they can stand up in the corner by themselves was a good one, a**** all of our hot rod friends. YRMV

    Note:
    My mom would flip if I had Levis that stood up in the corner by themselves. That is why I had two pairs of Levis at all times. If she saw the daily Levis even somewhat dirty, they were instantly washed and dried on the sunny day, outside clothes line. If I got the second pair dirty, there were cotton pants always available for the last choice.

    If we saw some of our friends wearing cotton pants, we all knew their Levis were in the washing mode. Yikes!


     
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  15. Rickybop
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    LOL Good stuff, fellas.
    A lot of truth.

    Paint boogers. :D
     
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  16. gene-koning
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    When I got married (at 19) I was already a mechanic with almost 4 years of experience. My wife was my buddy's sister, and I worked on her off topic car a lot. She was a broke student in the nurses training cl***es at our local college, and I worked at a gas station where my boss would allow me to use anything in the garage after hours. She knew very well what she was getting before we even started dating.
    The 1st rule she implicated as we got serious was 2 sets of clothes, one set for working on cars, and one set for not working on cars (the "good" set of clothes). It took a while for me to grasp the concept, but eventually I figured out the "good" set of clothes was much easier to keep clean, but we also found out it also required buying "good" clothes more often, emergencies happened that could convert the "good" clothes into work clothes really fast. Here I am, 50 years later, and I still have work clothes and good clothes.
    Funny thing, when my daughter got married at the end of May, I had to buy another set of clothes, "dress up" clothes. A pair of dress pants, a dress shirt, a pair of dress shoes, and a tie (someone had to tie it for me), and a vest (I thank my daughter for not requiring a tux)! The last set of dress up clothes I used 30 years ago, didn't fit very well...
    Now I have 3 sets of clothes, but I don't intend to wear the dress up clothes very often, they are not very comfortable. I told my wife not to bury me in those dress up clothes when my time comes.

    Another way to tell if a gear head is near is by looking at the vehicles in the parking lot, a gear head's ride will nearly always stand out from the rest of the crowd, regardless of their automotive style.
     
  17. flat 39
    Joined: Dec 31, 2007
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    They own an engine hoist.
     
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  18. Sharpone
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    You might be a gear head if your DD has:
    Jumper cables, ***orted wrenches, small socket set, at least one hammer, gloves, duct tape, electrical tape, apiece of mechanics wire and electrical wire, section of log chain.
    You pull over at broke down cars and trucks to see if you can help.
    Dan
     
  19. 2devilles
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    They know that Chevrolets aren't the only engines with the distributor in the back, and Fords aren't the only ones with it in the front.
    They know what a Flathead, a Rocket, or a Nailhead are.
     
  20. Zottel
    Joined: Aug 6, 2022
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    Zottel

    About suits..... as a true gearhead I went to prom looking like this: 20250729_190745.jpg
     
  21. Mr. Sinister
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    My hands are fairly clean and my nails don't typically have dirt under them because my I built my **** to be reliable. :p :D
     
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  22. Bandit Billy
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    I have a sizable closet. Golf clothes and riding apparel on one wall, dress shirts/slacks/kilt on another. And a rack that is just for sport coats and suits. They are work clothes so I can afford to build cars, no different than Carhart and steel-toed boots, just a different occupation. I know guys that wear Carhart to work and are ****py mechanics, careful judging a book by it's cover. @Pist-n-Broke had me over to his house the first time to look at a PU project he wanted me to take over, he took a look at me and figured the truck would never get completed (he shared with me a couple years ago) but sold it to me regardless. 5 years later I proved to my new friend what I am capable of building.

    A true gearhead doesn't need to advertise it, doesn't need to talk about it, doesn't need to wear a car show shirt or have a tattoo of a spark plug on his arm. The proof, as they say, is in the pudding.
     
  23. 40FORDPU
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    I agree completely, but a "kilt"....just kidding knowing your last name, it makes sense.
     
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  24. Sharpone
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    My hands are fairly clean and my nails don't typically have dirt under them because my I built my **** to be reliable. :p :D

    My dad was a great mechanic and was annal about keeping his hands clean while working on cars and afterwards.

    This is a fun thread with some true definitions of gear heads, however I don’t take any of this **** seriously. I think there as many definitions of gear heads as there are actual gear heads. One thing I’ve noticed here is that the members are highly individualistic. Sheeple need not apply!
    Dan
     
  25. Tow Truck Tom
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    Well now, talking work or shop clothes has me wanting to share this.
    Blue jeans any brand will rip stain and show wear faster than,,,
    Black ****ees original fit. I've been known to go to social events in pants that were on the shop floor or driveway. Gotten greasy or whatever. they still look good hang well and kept the crease.
    I still use some going 'out' after 17 years. My secret though is the laundry.
    ( this does not detract from gearhead life just a result of monitoring cause and effect )
    Never do my pants go into the dryer.
    Dry happens in a day just set the creases and d**** them any place that air moves.
    Jeans also benefit lookswise from this practice.
    So gearhead.... this info I received from a appliance mechanic.
    75% of lint in the trap occurs after the stuff is already dry.
    Now don't try to sell you wife. She doesn't care
     
  26. lostone
    Joined: Oct 13, 2013
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    When I was younger I always had someone else's car under the tree behind my house, complete with a come-along hanging from a branch that was either roped or chained to the limb above it for extra support incase I needed to pull the Trans along with the engine.

    So I'm not sure if that makes me a gearhead or a shade tree mechanic. But either way I always had grease under my nails and a wife always complaining that I was getting my good clothes greasy.....


    ...
     
  27. Damon777
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    I grabbed a free washer from one of my clients and installed in the garage for my shop clothes, rags, etc.
     
  28. Gus68
    Joined: Jan 29, 2007
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    Ask them how many cars they have. If they instantly say 2!!! Or 3!!! Then they are NOT a car guy. If they have to stop and think, then ask, do you mean ones that run? Do you mean just ones with ***les? Then they are a true car guy
     
  29. A 2 B
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    If your wife constantly complains that she has to wash the bar of soap before she can use it, you could be a gearhead.
     
  30. Dave G in Gansevoort
    Joined: Mar 28, 2019
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    Dave G in Gansevoort
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    In that vein, if your wife asks what that funny smell is coming out of the oven, you might be a gear head.
     

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