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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Feb 18, 2026 at 3:33 PM.

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  1. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
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    Ryan
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    You might notice we put up an inters***ial page to verify that you are human... This is temporary until the attack subsides. Sorry for any h***le...
     
  2. Moriarity
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 38,606

    Moriarity
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    Bots don't know **** about traditional hot rods and customs...
     
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  3. DDDenny
    Joined: Feb 6, 2015
    Posts: 22,731

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    from oregon

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    What Mark said!
     
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  4. Curt Six
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 1,009

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    Sounds like the logline for an awesomely awful B-movie.
     
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  5. Stogy
    Joined: Feb 10, 2007
    Posts: 27,277

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    Bot the bostards!!! I was thankfully verified Human...:p

    Never a dull moment eh!
     
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  6. Bandit Billy
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    The Terminator rode a Harley. Just saying
     
  7. Pass The Torch
    Joined: May 18, 2018
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    Pass The Torch
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  8. 41 GMC K-18
    Joined: Jun 27, 2019
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    41 GMC K-18
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    Purely for the entertainment value and nothing more!

     
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  9. Jagmech
    Joined: Jul 6, 2022
    Posts: 256

    Jagmech

    Damn things are everywhere.
     
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  10. lothiandon1940
    Joined: May 24, 2007
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    What a relief, I was thinking all along that I was a human. Now I've been verified.:eek:
     
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  11. Moriarity
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    Moriarity
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    If it truly helps I wouldn't mind if it were permanent ... no big deal...
     
  12. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
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    Ryan
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    would be rad, but it’s very expensive to run unfortunately.
     
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  13. Eh.....look closer at his bike.
     
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  14. Moriarity
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    Moriarity
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    I am surprised that a man of your obvious talents couldn't write your own software for that?
     
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  15. RodStRace
    Joined: Dec 7, 2007
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    It was a minor inconvenience while typing a long response, but beats the **** out of letting the robots in and having them learn the sacred traditional knowledge so they can AI a response to burning questions like Which Oil? and Driveline Angles?
     
  16. I wrote a program to make an LED light turn on once
     
  17. 2devilles
    Joined: Jul 16, 2021
    Posts: 850

    2devilles
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    Same thing happened on the Buick forums I'm on recently, and it happens all the time there. They've had to do the same verification that we're using here for the last 3 weeks. Every time they try taking the verification down, the same **** happens a few days later and it's back.
     
  18. Dave G in Gansevoort
    Joined: Mar 28, 2019
    Posts: 3,890

    Dave G in Gansevoort
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    from Upstate NY

    I’m not a bot, but I have been called something other than human on occasion… just saying!
     
  19. J. A. Miller
    Joined: Dec 30, 2010
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    J. A. Miller
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    from Central NY

    Beep boop
    Resistance is futile...
     
  20. Sharpone
    Joined: Jul 25, 2022
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    Sharpone
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    I hear ya Been called a lot of things - Not sure human was one of them.
    Dan
     
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  21. A cooch?
     
  22. TerrytheK
    Joined: Sep 12, 2004
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    TerrytheK
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    Okay, I hadda look that up....

    interstitial.jpg

    You keep using them three-dollar words like that, you gonna lose a bunch of us lowbrows.
    :confused:
    ****s what you have to do, no problem at all with it. I'd even consent to a small increase in my Alliance membership to help you offset the cost if needed.
     
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  23. 41 GMC K-18
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    41 GMC K-18
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  24. Figured something was off....
    The site looked odd too a couple of days ago, doing an upgrade?
     
  25. rusty valley
    Joined: Oct 25, 2014
    Posts: 4,404

    rusty valley
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    Well, sorry I'm just a hillbilly, but what are the bots trying to do? track info...steal info....install spyware...etc...What ?
     
  26. twenty8
    Joined: Apr 8, 2021
    Posts: 3,839

    twenty8
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    Why did you only want the LED to turn on once...???:D:rolleyes:
     
  27. bchctybob
    Joined: Sep 18, 2011
    Posts: 6,203

    bchctybob
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    “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t let you do that…….” HAL.
     
  28. What if I am a bot...........
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