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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Nov 10, 2006.

  1. sodas38
    Joined: Sep 17, 2004
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  2. Walking Gets More People Who Are Really Drivers In Trouble Every Day...

    He Was Scared You Were Gonna Take Away His Corner For panhandlin How Are You Dressed Today?

    Cardboard Reads
    Will Work For Hamb
     
  3. Stinky hippie would have gotten my templates, I wouldn't have made it back to the UPS store after chasing him with my f'd up knees.

    I think you need a t-shirt with the HAMB disclamer...

    The Jalopy Journal & The HAMB
    Steal our stuff, we'll kick your teeth in

    He would have had fair warning of the consequences of his actions... I'm sure it would stand up in court.​
     
  4. flathead okie
    Joined: May 22, 2005
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    Hell, if he'd kicked him he would probably end up with a lawsuit. Best thing to do is walk away. This ain't the good ol' days when you could actually teach a sorry ******* a lesson. Better luck in the future.
     
  5. You have just benefitted from Austin's Chamber of Commerce public spirit program en***led "Random Acts of Irrationality". Don't worry yourself over what it means, just enjoy the moment and spread the love.
     
  6. bobsled
    Joined: Jul 26, 2005
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    haha! still laughen... and I thought the tweakers in Tacoma were bad... ha!

    Little past crack up...
    Had my '50 Packard in my driveway at my new house, still moving into my house. as im driving up to my place with a load of parts. i see 6 mexican tweakers running off with my rear end from the packard! so I chased em.. but lost em somehow... lol. funny thing was the rearend was seized beyond repair! do ya know how much them things weigh?! must have been high as hell.... and must have had a pocket torch for their meth or something... all the rivits were cut... just thought ya should know... watch out for them Tacoma meth heads... :eek:
     
  7. Pretty funny, but weird.

    Guess he thought you had a priceless Van Gogh painting sandwiched between the pieces of cardboard.

    If you had kicked the sh*t out of him, then he would have sued you and probably won. Guess you did the right thing by walking away, but it must have been a tough decision. :mad: :confused: :mad: :confused: :mad: :confused: :rolleyes:

    Pretty nice how you gathered all your sentiments into one easy to understand word though while you had his attention. :D
     
  8. Evel
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    Hahahahahaha Maybe he needed a gl*** template for his VW bus.
     
  9. rustydeuce
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    Just be glad he didn't have a gun Ryan. Why can't those ***holes stick to handbags.
     
  10. Automotive Stud
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  11. s.r.i.
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    Are we sure this is the REAL story? Maybe Ryan stole "****er's" "will work for food" cardboard signs to make templates for his A. Never put anything past a HAMBer.
     
  12. Now Hes Outa Work Until The Next Box Shows On The Street ....
    Chased Down Unemployed And Called A Strange New Name
    You You You Homewrecker You
     
  13. borndead327
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    man i hate all the gutter punks in austin
     
  14. Did You Ask Him If He Knew Of Any Vintage Tin In The Nayborhood ?
     
  15. HOTRODSURFER
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    or wanted to add some windows:D
     
  16. Muttley
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  17. jusjunk
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    Ya they know cardboard from pot and crack.. there must be some real dumb ****s in austin.
    Dave:D
     
  18. Nightshade
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    I would have at least given him a good kick to the kidneys. At least that way when he pisses blood for the next week or two he will think about trying to rob someone in the future.
     
  19. jusjunk
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    Ok back a few weeks on the funniest posts the pic of the guy with the sign that said need money for alcahol reaserch.. (spelling) now I dont care who u are that was ****ing ( spelling correct) Funny:D
    Dave
     
  20. draggin ass
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    HAHAH did he think it was a pic***o? =P thats crazy
     
  21. Redneck Smooth
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    A friend looked up Roky at his mom's house when they were on tour in Austin. Apparently, he's crazy. It's too bad, Roky is AWESOME...
     
  22. jcruz
    Joined: Apr 5, 2006
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    i believe it 100%. you shouldda landed some elbows on his ****in' head or kicked a fieldgoal with it. i lived downtown a year or so ago and had to park outside the building at a meter. not 2 days would go by before i had to deal with those ****ers over 'n over. the worst is when they'd pretend to "reserve" a clearly free parking spot for you as you circled the block when all you wanted was for them to scurry away after you saw the open spot the first loop around! if you didnt give 'em money...you wouldn't be suprised to find a hot pile of bum **** on your hood when you returned. i cant stand bums.

    those of you who dont know, austin is quickly becoming the bum capital of the world (im a native. so i'm qualified to know). couple the year-round pleasant climate with an abundance of overly-educated, hippy-tufo-eatin-pilates-practicing yuppies...and its prime environment for them (the bums and the yuppies). seriously...i cant remember the last time i DIDNT see a ****in' bum at ANY major intersection here.

    i'm movin' to buda or lockhart i friggin' swear.
     
  23. SnoDawg
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    Are you sure it wasn't Boyd crusing for new ideas??

    Dawg
     
  24. FLAT-TOP BOB
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    you should report that to the mayor of austin over at the continental club!


    LOL

    he was looking for building material for his winter home.
     
  25. hotrodladycrusr
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  26. Now that's a shame...I love that band!
    I had no idea about Roky.

    I think they may be doing some of those Little Steven shows these days.....
     
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  27. speedaddict
    Joined: Sep 28, 2002
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    I confess, I sent somebody out for cardboard so we can mix all the BONDO for your 38. He came back empty handed so we just mixed it right on top of the car....:D
     
  28. Kilroy
    Joined: Aug 2, 2001
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    Somebody just told me there's a huge underground bum-breakdancing scene here in Austin...

    Live and learn.
     
  29. I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you..... :eek:
     
  30. Hey Ryan... Which one of these accousted you...???
    Blue Coupe.jpg marvin1.jpg Leslie in Austin.jpg

    Hahaha...!!! I liked the Bum by Braker and I-35... his window template read... "Just need money for a beer and a Burger"!

    Truth in advertising...!:D
     

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