The "this is just wrong" thread

I can already tell I need one of them.

 

A little on the flamboyant side but I suppose there’s a market for specialty he**** rentals…

 

For hauling your golf clubs?

 

If you had a p***enger they might have to ride in the back.

 

Slippery when wet indeed!

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Ah, is that banana yellow?

 

Young man, that should be extremely obvious! So yes its YELLOW.

 

I'd drive the banana but wouldn't be seen anywhere near that Merc.

 

Ah, is that banana Banana Yellow?
There I fixed it for ya It was about the color banana yellow not the frick’n banana…. lol

 

Do you realize there are probably no actual F100 parts on that vehicle? Most of what you are ***uming are 50s Ford truck parts are simply bent sheet metal, or may even be fibergl*** or some other easily formed material.

 

Who’s Surely and what’s a jest?

 

It didn’t. That is a Daihatsu Midget II from the late 90s, heavily modified. The Midget II was a kei truck, a Japanese cl*** of cars and trucks that is limited to 660cc and has a pretty small maximum allowed length & width. On this particular Midget, the roof, windshield surround and possibly the doors are the only unmodified sheet metal. I suspect that the F-100 ‘sheet metal’ is fibergl*** and hides the spare tire. The Midget was popular with urban beer distributors in Japan because it could haul a couple of kegs through the narrowest of alleys. This one has an automatic transmission. The jump seat that is visible was only available with the automatic because the manual’s shifter interfered with the jump seat. Even with the jump seat, realistically, it was only a 1½ seater.
Since 90% of the trips I make are under 5 miles, I’ve thought about replacing my old Nissan pickup with a kei truck.
Unmodified:

 

I like how they think so much of its looks that they slap a spair tire on the hood…

 

Maybe that tire mounted on the hood is more for front collision protection .....

 

How fast those little f*ckers go?

 

That was actually featured in several different magazines back in the 90's, the builder was kind of well known and seemed to have a car featured almost yearly.
I seen this one at the Merc Deuce Reunion, or was it his red car, hmmm

 

Certainly not my style for a 37 Chevy

 

It’s got that modern Munster Coach vibe going for it.

 

The turbocharged ones will get up to the low 60s, but you really have to wring them out to get there. They are around-town vehicles, and are the most fun under 50mph.

 

i actually kind of dig that merc if its real

 

Now that is all kinds of fuggly!! I can’t even stand the colors.

 

Yeah, fuggly just doesn’t quite capture the true essence of that abortion

 

From Sweden!

 

I didn't think of that when I accepted the insurance company's settlement check...

Actually, in retrospect, cashing the check was a great idea...

Russ

 

That's just plain insulting to do that to a poor Volvo.............

 

LOL. I think it's more insulting to the MoPar.

 

Come to think about it, your probaby right!

 

That person was on some pretty serious drugs! Good trip, bad trip?