$50 + shipping to the lower 48. pretty sure it's a barberchair foot rest, But if your names Hercules, or thats what you named your dog this is a Must Have. as you can see it has a taper to it, 4 holes to attach. nice condition. made of steel so strong that even Hercules could not bend it. might be used as a breastplate if you got some heavy gold chain. thanks, mike roman (the junkyard pirate)
i have applied to the state for a legal name change. Yes, my new name will be HERCULES!!. and the two exclamation points will be part of my name, so when you say my name you must accentuate the whole thing. do not call me (the junkyard pirate) anymore. if you do i will twist your body like a pretzel and tie your left arm to your right leg.
my time as a modern day pirate has brought me to many ports thru-out the globe. i will be telling you snippets of my travels to entice you to buy my soon to be published biography. first will be the time we docked in Djibuti.
it was a cool damp evening, the air was filled with excitement. as i started down the walkway I saw a ...
slender redhead dressed in slinky native attire. with a curl of her red polished index finger nail, she beckoned me closer. as I changed direction to do so , I saw, in a hidden doorway, the glint of a sharpened steel blade. I tightened my grip on the Makarov 9MM. the first two hollowpoints would have his name on them. as i got closer, I motioned....
for her to move away. She backed into another doorway, leaving me an open shot for whomever would jump out. I stopped about 8 feet from the doorway. "drop the knife or die" i called out. there was a pause,.....
"I don't speak English" was the reply. my mind raced, how could he know what i said if he didn't speak english? I thought. maybe i should just fire a couple rounds into the dark doorway and walk away? maybe i should just walk away? But 6 months at sea makes you do strange things. I raised the pistol at the darkness, the voice said "Don't shoot, I'm Italian". My mind raced again...
what kinda Italian says "don't shoot" in english? I was ready to put a couple rounds into the darkness and then mosey on off. I raised the pistol and was almost ready to fire, when the redhead stepped outa the shadows and into the light. she said...
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