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Germ, you suck. Wayno

Post Extras: CLASS WAR at EL MIRAGE....  LUKEJIVESWAPPER, learns to WELD.    

PRESENTED by:
Drama Queen.
who snorkled all night with bubble gum nose,to bring you more barris CHEW toys............ that your DOG can URINATE on.......

Music by the NEGROE NADS(tm) BARBERSHOP TANNED FRANKIE LANE,,,,,,
performing 4 acts of.....

"Slitting my 32 FORESKIN with the UNFINISHED B-PILLARS, BLEEDING in the JUSTIFICATION of LAZINESS, STILL with the scent of MUFF and SEMEN in the air!!!!!!
TRUE HEROES will DIE after a night of BEDDING the fat CHICK named " RAT ROD PATINA....
who models for the BETTY CROCKER-PAGE cookbook....

WAYNO.

I'm down with the "CYCLONE" FLATHEAD gear, It comes NEW,,,!!!! and a SET OF THEM is GREAT because they haven't been FAGGORIZED(tm) by some TEENAGE SOCIAL REBEL,who decided he wanted to PRETEND BELLAUTO PARTS was still open,when he PORTED the HEADS with his TREE TRIMMER................

, shit ,man!!! I'm the ROBIN HOOD of LEADSLED RED WHEELS RAT ROD BUILDING(tm).............., I weld birdshit SLAG, in the family garage like the 50's bro.....REMEMBER when we AIRSTREAMED our fat pregnant,floor sweaping, YOUTH OVENS(tm) we call wives........ to B-VILLE, so they could bitch.......and moan about the financial restraits based on something STUPID....... like the LAYOUT of tile in the chain smoking RED HEADED DRUNKS fucking trailer being better then ours..................
the BEST TRAILER parks near mine= NO BONDAGE, SEX, or CHEERLEADER suites.........................

I pray for the rain in CALIFORNIA, because "I'm the PUSSYRANCHER(tm) of RAT ROD WORLD...........and the women GROW faster and faster with each invasion....................
KINDA,
like the ALMONDS that FAGGOT john STIENBACK jerked off over when he IMMIGRATED to california........................after he decided being AMISH was as GAY as LIVING in MICHIGAN..............

His book would have been much better if it discussed SCREWING GIRDLE wearing tramps from the BURGER HOP....................In the back of his AUNTs," KITCHEN CLUCKER... SISSY wagongrocery getter.............
The bitch smoked more MARLBOROS and said RACIST words more then JOHN WAYNE....................

In the 50's,
I told the union that my LOGO was "I FARM PUSSY, so you don't have to"(tm).................
I have a plantation of SLUTS, trying to get into the RAT ROD,VON DUTCH,TRL. INDUSTRY..................
the SILICON them TITTIES right out of a training bra and....... they can put fake bird shit on my roadster, and let some FAT SLOB, draw lines on my SHITBOX, That I can't even chop up and snort!!!

It's a GREASERS VERSION of BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS all over the fucking "PUSSPATINA"... ..........The 50's are hard cause we don't have JESSIE JAMES to HATE or ROSIE ODONELL,to marry her FEMALE LAWN CHAIR............. and they havent invented VIVID VIDEOS yet .....WAYNO,
so JERKING OFF is RESTRICTED to the SEARS ROEBUCK bra SECTIONS...........


So we will say that our TARGET will be that FUCKING SELLOUT, STU HILBORN.....he;s a SHITHEAD because he was seen MOONLIGHTING with that BOOZE MONGER guy, FRANK "The baby arm penis" SINATRA.(tm)................. who happens to swing a rather large BABY ARMED SIZED PEACHPLUNGER......,,,.."nicknamed by that 15 year old cuban girl". JOSEPH Mc CARTHY called
"The FIDEL FRANKANAL DICTATOR"..............
FRANK had some ISSUES.....
he was TRUELY unsure how HUGE his MEMEBER was..
" FRANK was thinking about the TIME he had to shower with SAMMY (the satan worhipper DAVIS JR". ........................while TOMMY LASARDO farted all over the ROOM..........
HE didn't have anything to compare his MASS to.....

The folklore of the african tuskdong had not been exploted yet by the FUTURE GRACING of WILT "the stilk" CHAMBERLAN ,,,,,,

SAMMY was a smaller framed GHOULofaDEVIL african, but his PIG STICKER(tm) was moonlighting in a new TOOTSIE ROLL COMMERCIAL,cause he was HUNG small like those TRANSEXUALS in the circus of freak shows on CONEY ISLAND.......

Once he saw SAMMIES grasshopper leg.............
FRANKIE knew he was GIFTED.......HE BROKE WOMEN and he MADE BITCHES out of BODY BUILDERS............. SINATRA was the VAGINA PLUMBER(tm)........... the POSTER FUCKING BOY for RAPID ROOTER(tm)......................

ACTUALLY its a KNOWN FACT He wrote "IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS" thinking of SAMMIES PRICK".. originally it was set to be entitled "IN THE PEE PEE room his WEE WEE GLOOMED PRUNE SKIN"""....................

SAMMY didn't fucking CARE, he was "RUNNING with the DEVIL" and BANGING "CALIFORNIA" GIRLS... long before DAVID LEE ROTH rocked with VAN HALEN............... SAMMY wore ANTON LEVAY eyes........................

Another LOSS with SINATRA was about to ring in the CHORDS of CONFUSION when he decided to release his ALBUM tuned to the subliminal readings of the title "A MAN and HIS MEMBER"... ..........that was his FISHING LINE TREBLEHOOKED to SNAG SLUTS as they MILL around VEGAS smelling DIAMONDS.........................
The record companys revoked that title, due to being uncertain if the LINBERG baby was a "BACK to the FUTURE " version of John BONEY RAMSEY"........

Sinatra had to settle the score with a simple GAYNOTE TITLED "A MAN AND HIS MUSIC".............
FATE became public FEAR when RUMORS surfaced that OL-BABY EYES, was DRINKING and PLUNGING more VAGINA, then a normal human could TACKLE...................

.HE had an APPETITE to "ROCK THE CODtm)..........
and NANCY did her HILLARY CLINTON ACT,(tm) by CLOSETING her LESBIANISM that existed in the URGES of LOOKING up WIMBELTON tennis PLAYERS dresses, while dreaming about brothel houses in cobblestoned PARIS...............

VENICE SMELLS like OAKLAND.....

FRANK came with the FUTURE in the same art as HOT RODS,,,, he PICKLED NANCY REAGAN,while RONALD plotted revenge for the COLD WAR....and picked out apple trees for his REAGAN RANCH....................... so he could masterbate in his GEORGE WASHINGTON costume, while JODY FOSTER throws METAL TIPPED DARTS at his ass.............

The future brought us FAST FOOD,and FAT WOMEN got FATTER, all the while OL BLUE EYES, was leaving his "MEAT TUBE LUGIES",(tm) all over VEGAS,,,,
He had it all. and NO FUCKING loud mouth PRICK of a DWARF, named JOE PESHI,was gonna ACT like an ITALIAN, and TAKE AWAY HIS GLORY................you fuck with FRANK THE CRANK(tm),
he calls the MAFIA....

the FUTURE SUCKS, we HAVE ricky lake TRAMPS with TRUCKSTOP TATTOOES, FAG BANDS like KORN,and LIMP BIZKITTS,,,,,,,,,Coke that taste like LAUNDRY SOAP

WAYNO........
the CHICKS are REVOLTING by getting SLOPPY and COSMETICALLY LAZY..........INSTEAD of TITS I can answer the phone with,and pretend I'm napping in a romper room bean bag of skin............
these chicks LISTEN TO FOLKLESBIAN tunes(tm) LIKE Jonie Mitchel,,
and grow soft PANCAKE TITTIES!!!!

These BIMPS spend time babbling the redundantcey of FEM issues....... They impress each other WITH ROCKABILITY(tm) in the DONKEY YAWNS through BEAVER TEETH(tm) that leak from their SNOUTS ,.........

people in ASIA are sleeping in DUNGHUTS(tm) and these SLOBS are buying VINTAGE cooking SHIT to BETTY PAGE a PUKE YELLOW KITCHEN............

They won the CLASS WAR with the fucking 50's TOASTER, that doesn't toast a piece of JEWISH rye bread like the new toasters found in MODERN department stores........

you can buy a TOASTER, but what LANGUAGE do you want it WRAPPED in?
BELUSHI is GONE, ROB HALFORD is a HOMO.........
AND ARTISTS whine like AUTISM STUDENTS trying to cure H.I.V. with MAGIC JOHNSON screwing their wives in CAMBODIA, ITS A BATTLE CRY of POVERTY,when some WINE SNORKLER doesn't antiup on his FLAVORED RETRO CHIC painting........
Get a JOB WASHING WINDOWS, or DIGGING HOLES, that to me PAINTS the PICTURE of being a RAT RODDER DEUCE COUPER(tm).................

DANNY DEVITO drives a TAXI, and you know that he stole a booster seat from DENNYS,,,after he cut in front of BLACK FOLKS that they were MAKING pay in advance before being seating.........AL SHARPTON rang the BELL,,,, he got MARRIED...... I heard to "INCHEULA BONCHA MOHAMEDITIE ALI," (no relation to the boxer that decided he wanted to BE Jane Fonda, and DODGE the DRAFT)..................
I wonder if SEAN PENN was spawned from JANE FONDA,and MARTIN SHEEN..??

AL SHARPTEN was the MAN in the mission,
HE WAS HIP HOPPING,and BLING BLINGING, long before white KIDS from IDAHO, started the CRIPS GANG..............

AL was THE EAZY E.before EAZY E...... the LOCKS he sported would make TINA TURNER, cry................HARDER then when IKE stretched her EARS with PLIERS...........cause he ran out of nasal spray..........

AL was a GOOD REV.
he, drove a "DODGE DART", and wore his DODGERS hat, while PIMPING the SOUNDS of the GOOD LORD, and FINDING SATANISM in FISHER PRICE..........

DELOREAN RAT ROD comes BACK to PASO ROBLES, to gather FASHION INTELLIGENCE from the MEATSWALLOWERS in the SOUTH EAST CORNER......

SOMEONE CALL THE COPS, SETZERS MERC is CROOKED, and.
JOHN HOLMES is doing GAY PORN to support his CHICKS cocaine HABIT,,,,

I just wonder where the fuck the atari 2600 is, so I can park my BMX bike, make a BEER CAN PIPE,,smoke some DIRTWEED(tm) with seeds,and PLAY COMBAT...........

My mom was in BEAVER HUNT,

FRED WILLIAMS. is more funner then AL SHARPTON, and FRED used his RAZOR TONGUE to KILL GERMANS in G.I. BRO...........

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE give me HOPE, that MUSICIANS can be ELECTROCUTED by their EQUIPMENT,,,,,,,,

FREE MUMIA, I need a SOCIAL CAUSE,
to replace the BOREDOM the BEATLES BROUGHT instead of bringing REVOLUTION when they LANDED in NEW YORK!! They had SALAD BOWL hair..... and ED SULLIVEN ROLLED out the RED CARPET

KILL ME PLEASE,(2004)

ask MR SPOCK.AKA" BIRD BEAK EARS", when he's done RUINING his CAREER in AIRLINE commercials,,,,, to LUBE the OLD TRAVEL TUBE, and
HUGH BEAUMOUNT, me back to the 50's so I can invent CRYSTAL METH, and TRUCK STOPS,,,,,,,,,,
We needed more STORIES of CRACK BABIES and BROKEN HOMES,,,,,,,,

I can CONVERT to AMISH, dress up like MICHAEL LANDON and raise my family selling SOAP door to door to "FEMALE FLOOR MOPPERS", who KEEP the HOUSE CLEAN..................
I can HIDE my PORN mags in the "DEN",cause it's OFF LIMITS to FEMALES.... Thats where me and my CRICKET buddies, talk about screwing our wives friends, behind their backs...........

I played POCKET POOL today, WITH major TECH baby,,,,,,,,
while COMING down from the DARVOCETS my DOCTOR gave me, to beat my DRUNK DRIVING CASE.......

FATHERFURY and HARVESTER OF BONDO, seemed to have BROKEN radio SILENCE,,,
I expect their SUICIDE LETTERS to arrive anyday now.............

HEAVY METAL
TEENAGE SUICIDE
SHITBOXES

TRADITIONALLY YOURS,
and In the spirit of being POMPADORABLE....,,,,

GERM
AKA

"GERMYASSHURTSFROM T-MANS HOMO EROTIC SHIFTERS FETISH".......

LOATHE a LOVE you LOST, with the LUST of another LOLLIE....

I'm GOING to HELL,with a 40 ounce of KING COBRA,and a PACK of CAMELS.
singing NIGHT MOVES, by BOB SEAGAR

PULL THE TRIGGER...




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EVERY LOSERS HERO

 

Classic rant! Spring is coming GERM is loosening up.

 

FEEL FREE to EXAMINE the PICTURE with CLOSE UPS. I hid a VON DUTCH hat in there for you TRUCKER MESH homos,,

where is FRANCO?
Wake him up

 

Damn germ, that was heavy.
I'd forgotten the correct spelling of Bob's last name. It was in the NY Times crossword puzzle, and the clue was "Like A Rock Writer."
I thought it might have been spelled Seeger, but that's Pete's last name.
If I have another daughter I'm gonna name her Tawana Sharpton.

 

Whew!.....loved it ...gave me goose bumps.......Sure do miss hearin from yah from time to time...Fatchuk

 

What? no refference to Jesse?

Where's HARLEN these days?

Are ya taking your camera to VLV this year? looking forward to photo's........

Cheers,

Drewfus

 

haven't RUINED the PILLAGED and PLUNDERED english language in sometime,,
If you actually read that, It was really and INVITE to my wedding, I marry PARIS HILTON, and HIT her in the FACE with a ROLLED up "VARLA" magazine, for MESSING up my POM POM ,,, POMPADORABLE,,,,HAIRDO,,, seriously,the BANTER means alot, BOURNE is READING, JASON JESSIE is writing a SUICIDE note,, to JEFF GROSSO and some HOMELESS dude is SLEEPING in my CADDY...
Cole is IRONING his WOOL FLANNEL, with more CREASE then theDRYER DRIED POLYESTER,he could WALK the MAIN YARD ALONE, with his GANG.............

I lost a SLIPPER last night playing PINBALL....with ROGER WATERS and PETE TOWNSEND....

 

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I need more dog food in my diet. Or less. It is apparent that the dosage is all wrong. Kisses, Wayno

 

you're not sposed to take ALL the pills at once.

 

I needed that. Thanks Germ.
JR

 

Gotta love Germ and his magic Tower of Babble...I'll re-read that shit eight times tonight just to pick out a new grin with every sweep!!! (Can't possibly absorb it all in one pass!!)

Ha Ha...who woulda thunk Atari 2600 references would segway so nicely into Tech Week? Brilliant swoosh!

I bet many don't konw, or have long FORGOTTEN that plugging the paddle or Indy 500 driving controller into the Player Two port with a rubber band holding the button in will make the planes and tanks travel in circles shooting constantly!

That way you can fight YOURSELF for hours whenever your best friend or little sister is too busy drooling over Shaun Cassidy or Scott Baio to play with you! You can sit in your room surrounded by traditional Hot Wheels, broken Star Wars figures with pink nipples markered onto Princess Leia and blow up tanks or shoot down clunky jets while THEY watch "Joanie Loves Chachi"!!

Ha Ha...yeah, I remember the 80s!

Thanks for the flashback, Dude!!

 

...RULER...


xoxo, ESnacky6..........

 

man,that is the funiest shit i have read in a long time.

 

Whillikers Germ, too bad my 20 year old daughter isn't a "Crack-Ho"(tm). Then maybe I'd have a chance of marrying her off to you. Since I had my nuts whacked in an effort to limit the Elmo Rodge Gene Pool(tm) I 'spect we're both out of luck. Wayno

 

I'll hafta have you write my eulogy, Germ...when I'm ready, of course..
Signed: Wayn-o

 

Huge Beaumont.

 

Ecclesiastes 10
12 The words of a wise man's mouth are gracious, but the lips of a fool will swallow himself up;
13 the beginning of the words of his mouth is foolishness, and the end of his talk is mischievous madness.
14 A fool also is full of words: A man cannot tell what shall be; and what shall be after him -- who can tell him?

Proverbs 22
15Foolishness is bound up in the heart of a child;
The rod of correction will drive it far from him.
-dave

 

Hmmm, what will you trade me for a cherry, in the original box 2600 system with combat AND pac-man?

 

And germ, I think the passage of time will reveal Alvin and the Chipmunks to have been a far more dangerous and revolutionary band than Rage Against the Washing Machine.

Stiff Little Fingers wrote about a "Suspect Device." Zack LaRockaChoadLoad (whatever the fuck the dildo's name is) ain't worthy of being a knob on that device.

 

I couldn't say that any better myself.

 

Stiff little fingers also wrote. "WHITE NOISE", which was later covered by JOHN DENVER, proceeds from the recording were giving to RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED RAINDEER, due to DENVER not making an annual CHRISTMAS ALBUM...
that same year JAKE STIFF and JOHN DENVER, beat up TOM WAITS,, for mumbling,,,

 

man oh man,
we're gonna have to introduce you to Seager's "heavy music"......
perhaps in april, but it won't be with the backup hotties with the tatoos like it supposed to be. oh well.....we tend to have a crisco party with them though, so more then likley you wouldn't be invited anyhow........sorry.

justin "down with subcommander marcos" m

 

So, How'd ya find out about the Crips?

I liked John Denver's wife better that that mouth from Rolling Stone he was humpin' in the hills.

Lee Hazelwood used to tie some pretty good flies till Nancy's boots walked all over him.

Don't even get me started on Hanoi Jane and her pet boy toy Kerry...

 

Ya know I don't think your a kid,your an old guy..

Wasn't that you I took the Blue Levi acid with in Ojai
City Park In '69....

Remember you said "take two there small" .....?

 

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So, How'd ya find out about the Crips?

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my mom was MONSTER before the sex change

 

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I sure wish I understood all that and am sorry I didn't know about this place sooner to see Germ's posts live at the time

 

Holy shit...I thought he was back for a minute!

 

DAMN, you ain't the only ones...my ass cheeks puckered for a second there!-MIKE