O/T: Small smile-want to park outside?

Just read about a new service in LA. Seems a plastic surgeon is opening a walk-in clinic offering same day breast augmentation surgery for the ladies. He plans to call it Jiffy*****.

 

That would be ok, as long as some of those that go in there don't get short changed like you do at the regular Jiffy Lube's.

 

Well, if they're doing quality work, they're going to use a rack lift....

 

I had Jiffy lube do one oil change - they screwed the filter on too tight...

Ow. That would leave a mark...

 

There would be a disturbing tendancy to leave the left******* off after completing the job...