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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Kiwi Kev, Dec 1, 2006.

  1. I wish that the MFer that tried to steal my Christmas dragster last year would get a couple of big lumps of coal....right to the head!! Not you guys though, I wish you all the best for the holiday season. Here's my decoration from the last few years, now let's see what you guys can come up with.
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  2. oldskoolin
    Joined: Aug 14, 2006
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    Dont see to many of those in the yard:DLooks good.
     
  3. squirrel
    Joined: Sep 23, 2004
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    squirrel
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    the only one like that I've seen here is a doorslammer
     
  4. slo60
    Joined: Sep 25, 2005
    Posts: 198

    slo60
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    chain a neighborhood rottie up outside... that will take care of security for ya...

    keith
     
  5. It was a rainy, windy morning at about 6 oclock. I was laying in bed half awake when I heard a little clunk noise. Well I didn't think much of it, what with all the wind and all. Anyway I forced myself out of bed and over to the window and had myself a peek through the blinds....SON OF A BITCH!!.... some MFer has lifted the front axle of the dragster and is walking it scross my yard towards the alley! "Call the cops, someones stealing the dragster!!" I told my barely sleeping wife as I stumbleed around the room trying to pull on a pair of jeans . I was half asleep, half awake and three quarters in shock. I go running out the front door into the rain and wind with my pants undone, no shoes, no shirt, having a bad hair day.... It was just like a scene from Cops! I run over to the dragster, which is now half in the alley and half on the sidewalk, I grab the back of the roll bar and say "You aren't taking that anywhere motherfucker!!".

    Part 2 later.....
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  6. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
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    zman
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    from Garner, NC

    Uh oh.....
     
  7. Royalshifter
    Joined: May 29, 2005
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    Royalshifter
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    from California

    And....And....did you remove his life?
     
  8. seymour
    Joined: Jan 22, 2004
    Posts: 5,125

    seymour
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    from PNW

    damnit, the suspense is killing me! hurry!
     
  9. 55kustomline
    Joined: Oct 22, 2006
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    55kustomline
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    haha, this should have an awesome ending....
     
  10. Merry Christmas 50s style



     

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  11. Comet
    Joined: Dec 1, 2004
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    Damn Kiwi Kev you sure know how to leave us all hangin!
     
  12. Mule Farmer
    Joined: Jun 1, 2005
    Posts: 1,508

    Mule Farmer
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    from Holland MI

    I saw somewhere (news story) that they are selling those vintage trees for big bucks on ebay.

     
  13. Stone
    Joined: Nov 24, 2003
    Posts: 2,279

    Stone
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    What happened? You should have beat his head in.
     
  14. So anyway this guy, a tall hunchback looking bastard with an unruly mop of light colored hair wearing shorts and a jacket, lets go of the car as he turns his head away and starts heading down tha alley as he says........" I was just doing it for a joke!"......
    I started to go after him and I said ..."Bullshit, I bet there's a trailer around the corner!" And I turned back and jumped in my car so I could surprise him around the corner and I'd be able to at least get the lic plate #. Realized I had no pen or paper so sprinted into the house and back and I was off down the alley no more than 30 seconds later but there was no sign of him anywhere , for blocks. I know, I know, it's not the bloody ending we were all hoping for but all that went down in about one minute and I was half asleep acting on impulse the whole time. I sometimes daydream about cracking a baseball bat over that guys skull but at the time I was very releiveid just to not lose the dragster. That would have been a very rotten feeling to come out side to a big empty space . Also he could have had a couple of buddies waiting around the corner to help him load and I could have ended up in the hospital with a crushed skull. I'm guessing that he probably had a pickup waiting with a couple of ramps so he could just shove it in and take off. Maybe someone was waiting for him with the engine running? who knows.
    The end.
     
  15. That rules,

    good story too, what an a$$hole!
     
  16. rustydeuce
    Joined: May 26, 2006
    Posts: 855

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    Maybe it was that dickwad that tried to mug Ryan for his A parts.
    He could be some demented soul high on billet and past Ridler shows, travelling the byways of America searching for unsuspecting Hambers to piss off.:eek:
     
  17. hiboy32
    Joined: Nov 7, 2001
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    what A parts? The cardboard? I think he was trying to build a house.
     
  18. Joe King
    Joined: Oct 8, 2004
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  19. Sometimes I have too much faith in humanity, Not really though, I'm a realist.I just refuse to let lowlifes dictate everything I do. If I bow to the lowlifes I'd have to remove alot of fun things from my life. Sometimes I just decide to take the risk.
    Ragtop49........I like your vintage tree. I go to yard sales and I see alot of antique christmas decorations. Some of them are really cool, some are really cheesie.
     
  20. Mule Farmer
    Joined: Jun 1, 2005
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    Mule Farmer
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    from Holland MI

    very cool christmas dragster.
     
  21. Alright Mr. KK, now you're really starting to piss me off. First you got that bitchin' garage on one post, then you got those really cool pics of you livin' the So Cal life style on another, just showing off a generally cool :cool: existance in sunny So Cal , but now this.........a vintage sling shot dragster on your front lawn as a Christmas ornament. What can I say??? You told me not to be hatin' on the other post, but you continue to rub my nose in it.
    Well, I hope you crash your vintage bike into a street performer the next time you ride it down to Venus beach.......:rolleyes:
     
  22. Woah...somebody needs to cut back on the egg nog! :D
     
  23. I recognise sarcasm when I see it. Actually I do feel kind of guilty for posting so much over the last few days. It's only because I was home sick one day last week and that gave me time to load a bunch of pictures and spend some time on the computer. Then Sunday was pretty windy and I din't feel like doing much outside so I sat at the computer a little more. Now that I've got this photobucket thing figured out I can throw pictures up like dealing cards. Didn't think it was going to piss anyone off:D
     
  24. Not at all. Love seeing those pics, I'm just jealous of your So Cal life style (not hard to tell, is it?). I too have many photos from over the years. I need to figure out how to get them scanned and loaded into PC land so I can share too................
     
  25. Von Franco
    Joined: Nov 26, 2001
    Posts: 1,285

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    I didn1t know SANTA was so despret to owne a drag car man ....
    Endsville Franco..........looks cool man.......
     
  26. seymour
    Joined: Jan 22, 2004
    Posts: 5,125

    seymour
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    from PNW

    lol.... only in CALIF would wind qualify as bad weather! :D
     
  27. Jeff Norwell
    Joined: Aug 20, 2003
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    I think it was the Grinch decending on WHO=VILLE again.








    ....I made a snowman with my kid.


    ...wow.
     
  28. Bob K
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 5,772

    Bob K
    Member Emeritus
    from Antigo Wi.

    How did you get him to stand still that long, I worry that he might freeze to death.

    B:eek:B

    P.S. DON'T FORGET************* TOMORROW IS WEDNSDAY**************
     
  29. Saw this at the Mooneyes show......
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  30. Let's see some more Christmas Hot Rod stuff! Someone out there must have something. Here is a card I made several years ago.......
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