Lazy, Fat Can't Afford Spit Club- apply within!!!

Bet I can break 100 before Larry does!!!! Who's with me???

 

i m in . Who is Larry?

 

100 what? years old?

 

Hey, describes me to a T!

MY PEOPLE!!! YOU'VE FINALLY FOUND ME!!!

~Jason

 

And, Who's fault is that? Sorry I can't join, I'm not lazy.

 

Put me down as a Senior Member in this Fine Club!

 

I'm the first most of the time, on my way to the second, and the third, well that's debateble. I'm in on the grounds of meeting 2/3rds the criteria.

 

Dig the truck!

 

Fat,Lazy and Broke are all the same thing. Don't hate me because I'm Thin (handsome) motivated and on my way to riches. I think there is all ready a club for you, it's called LOSERS

 

I'm................. Honored to join this fine club.

Infact, instead of workin on the car right now, I'm in here on the comp lookin at this stuff, proves my own point that I belong.

 

I'm in.... extra points for being old ?

CC

 

Will there be commemorative plaques? Count me in!

Not only can I not afford shit, I can't remember shit. Which is great, because it means I can't remember the shit that I can't afford. This is nature's "Circle of Stupid."

Mike "85 IQ / 75 Fico" Zenor

 

I'm too skinny...
If I relax for even a second, I'll fall through my ass and hang myself.





JOE

 

Im in!!!

 

That's OK, a lack of a sense of humor and/or a flaunting of expendible income (I.E.- "I just dropped $125K on my '32- blah, blah, blah") wouldn't allow you in anyway.

Dave! I'm doing well. I took your story with me when I left and need to find a home for it since it didn't make in R&C- I have some ideas. Thanks Jim

 

if JIMA'S DOWN IM DOWN sign me up and not because im fat broke and lazy (even if i am)

 

YES! The plaque is a Balony sandwich- just stick one to your bumper and you are in!

 

I'm in! If you loan me the dues $$, I'll gladly pay you back on payday.

 

I'm in.....

 

I was thinking about an Almost a Deuce Club, for folks that own a lowly A model.

 

What's not in it for me?

 

if we add all of our weight together and divide by member count what would be the average wt. per member?
same for age ?
money? post bank account no. and password
lazy? examples would be needed and standards set

damn to much work to figure this out
i quit

 

Hey, is there another faction of this club that includes stupid and drunk most of the time? I think I'm in that one, too...

 

Well sounds like you just made a club for me!!! I am just not on the fat side.

jeff

 

as my father always said "quitters are least consistant"

 

I just dumped my '32 stuff and gave the money away. I going to lay on the couch the rest of the weekend and eat everything in the fridge....I'M IN!!!!.

 

thats it lets see pics of all members layin down on the couch and showin empty pockets/wallets
only those that have pants on please

ugly not a requirment... reserving special status for club vote?

 

is it possible to be in larrys group and this one?
one gets into the other by way of being broke now!

 

3 d balony sandwich plaque is on the way ill start it when ever I get of my asss!!!!!!!!!