*Update* on ratstar's twins and life crisis

Haha i had a midlife crisis at the age of 22! Wait does that mean I am half way done with my life and I'm only going to make it to 44? Ah crap.

Well anyway first we'll update the boys:
Both boys weigh in now at a startling 10 lbs 1 oz. I say its startling cause their actual age should only be a little over a month old. Yes they are truly four months but they werent supposed to be out till Nov. 14th. So developmentally they are only one and a half months old.
Bridger is being a royal pain and screams every three hours till he gets a bottle. He is good though and comes within minutes of the three hour mark. For not being able to read time, the kid is very punctual! He still has to have an echo-cardiogram every three months till they say not to, but other than that he is flawless.
Conner is still a mob boss. Smoking cigars all over the house and running this town are amongst his favorite things to do. lol. He is learning how to see right now and it is amazing to watch. What happened with him, is his brain bleeds actually depleted the part of his brain that picks up your vision. So his eyes are fine but he does have to learn to use a different part of his brain to see. The human body astounds me! But we have simple excersizes to work with him on to ehlp him and he seems to be doing rather well. Its hard not knowing and him not being able to communicate with him and know if he can see and stuff. The doc's also say they dont know what else the bleeds affected so we all just have to wait and see. He was born a very special boy and while he was forming in the womb, his body tried to form a couple more peters for him. So he is rather gifted in that area! lol. Really though it happened and he has to go into surgery to get them removed and make it so he doesnt pee 3 different directions. Thats my boy!

Now on to my life crisis:
Well all the blls have been paid, except for the ones that are coming cause they still visit the doctor. Almost every cent of those bills were paid by the generousity of the HAMBers. You guys should be proud. I know I'm proud to be a member of a community as upstanding as you guys are! I would sit and cry and give thanks for all of you guys every time a recieved a check in the mail telling me to have a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Just the amazing things that have happened in the last month or two are awesome. I since have picked up alot more appointments and am doing alot better business wise. I know that is due to all the prayers that were sent up for us too. Thank you guys I love each and every one of you, and wish I could thank you all by names but I cant sit here for another three hours I need to get to work. One thing is for sure I will be giving hugs to all the HAMBers from now on. (yeah I trapped a bunch of you into coming to my house for speed week! so I can be giving hugs with burgers! lol)

Much love and Thanks for making one hoodlum hot rodders life alot better!

 

Guess which twin is which, and win a picture of my ass!

 

kick ass!

 

Yes, life is awesome.

 

Good news to hear. Sounds like the docs are happy with the progress.

 

Glad to hear they're doing better. Sounds like Conner just got a new nick name...."Tripod".

 

I've got a pretty good idea which one is Bridger and which is Conner, but I'm afraid you would send me a picture of your ass so I'm keeping my trap shut.

Glad to hear things are working out. All the best.

A.

 

Great news.
Bridger is on the left and Conner is on the right. Send the picture to Denise (HotRodLadyCruiser).

 

email or postal???? I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a hairy shot

Glad to hear the boys are doig great. By the time I get there in Aug they both will be walking and terrorizing everything in their paths. Can't wait to see that!

Merry Christmas to you and your whole family.

 

Glad to hear that they are keeping you busy in a good way.
r

 

Congrats!!!!! Two times the fun

 

HAHA you got it right, B is on the left yawning, and C is on the right passed out from too much milk!

 

GOOD NEWS!! and just in time for the hoildays!!

 

Great News! Take a deep breathe, give their moma a big hug and enjoy the Holidays! Your family is still in our prayers.

FF

 

Denise I'm just going to wait for SPEEDWEEK to show you my ass! then you wont need a picture. But you can take one!

 

Your going to need to explain this to your wife BEFORE I get there.... please.

I can just hear her now......"Why are you dropping your drawers in front of this chick and WHY is she snapping pictures of your hairy ass???? and why are all these guys standing around watching and laughing" ...as she shakes her head and walks off.

 

It seems I've been hearing nothing but bad news from so many places lately. It's good to hear some really good news for a change. I'm glad to hear things are looking up for you.

 

That is soooooo awesome! Thanks for the update! We always love to hear about answered prayers! Have a very Merry Christmas...I'm sure this is one you will remember for a long time. One day those boys will get tired of you saying every Christmas (in your best old man voice) "Weeeeelllllllll, I remember Christmas waaaaay back in aught 6....Conner, you still had 3 willys back then...." "Dad!!! The kids!!!! Geeesh!!!"

 

Great new's....

 

great to hear! glad you seem to be in good spirits about it all and the prospect of your life and theirs!

 

Denise I never ask permission, you'll have to learn that. And very rarely forgiveness. There is probably over a thousand people to date that have seen my naked ass, and that number grows every week. I'm not afraid!!!! But if you thought the salt was blinding white, you just wait!!!

drdave, I dont know if I'm ever going to tell him he had three, if he's anything like me he'll be pissed for the removal fo the other two!

 

Damn good news! Keep it up dad, it gets better and better.... until they turn into teenagers

s.

 

Happy to hear the news, Now have a very Merry Christmas with your family.

 

Wow, what cuties they are. Glad things are working out, You;ve come this far it can only get better now!!!
Enjoy your first Christmas with them, and many more to come

 

Thanks everyone for the kind comments. I know their cute though, they look like me!

 

Great news! Enjoy them. And happy holidays to ya.

FONZI

 

Glad to hear the good news.

 

Awesome!

 

Always love to here good news! I vote for leaving the triple threat, he'll become extremely popular with the girls. But then again, that could get him into too much trouble.

 

Congrats, my wife is 26 weeks pregnant with twins at the moment and having a hard time, we really thought they might have been coming last weekend which would not have been good but thank god they stayed put and things have quietened down somewhat. Glad to hear such a success story, makes me feel better about the future.