The Night Before 'Cruizer's Christmas, and all through the shop....

'Twas the night before "The Cruizers" Christmas, and all through the shop
Not a creature was stirring, all work just had stopped
The tools were all hung on the peg board with care
In hopes that "The Cruizer" soon would be there
The cars were all parked safely covered in the garage
My Shelby, My GTO, and even my Hemi Dodge
My wife in her robe and I in my Batman P.J.'s
Had just settled down after X-Mas shopping for days
When out on the driveway there arose such a clatter!
It sounded to me just like pressure plate chatter
On to the driveway I flew like the Flash
I tripped over the dog and landed in the trash
When there in the driveway beneath the Moon and the Stars
Sat a 55 Chevy g***er with chrome ladder bars
As I walked up closer to get a better view
I noticed a Blown Big Block and cheater slicks too
There behind the wheel sat a driver so tuff
With Tattoos, an earring, and beard oh so ruff
Dressed in Black leather he looked like a Bruizer
I knew right away he must have been "The Cruizer"
"I pulled second, I pulled third, then I heard a big Bang,
Things started to smoke, things started to clang!"
"I spotted your big garage with hopes of repair"
His back seat was full of presents but I tried not to stare
"If you can fix my 55 and make it shift right
I will give you these gifts for ruining your night"
We opened the door and pushed the 55 in
Before I got underneath, he gave me a wink and a grin
The headers were hot, the slicks they were sticky
That blow-proof bell housing would make the job tricky
I turned on my droplight and gave it a look
The big 3 inch exhaust was making me cook
When there to my surprise what did I see?
The four ****** bolts had wiggled themselves free
I grabbed my torque wrench and started to turn
As I tightened the last one I could smell my sleeves burn
He slid behind the wheel and fired up that mill
As I directed him out listening to it idle had gave me a chill
A Blown 454 with two 850's up top
Chrome reverse rims and a 2 inch suspension drop
He eased it out to the street and set the line lock
I knew this would not be quiet, probably wake the whole block
He revved it to 8 grand and let the clutch pop
As the rubber and smoke poured from the tires I spotted a cop!
He released the line lock and let that 55 loose
This baby was ALL MOTOR with no signs of Juice!
He fishtailed sideways, grabbed Third with plenty of guts
With Police in chase he screamed out

"MAKE SURE YOU USE LOCK***E SO YOU DON'T LOOSE YOUR NUTS!"

 

Thanks, Glen.

 

thats cool

 

nice!

 

bttt

 

that's pretty good....thanks!

 

Thats great! I put that one in my favorites. I wouldn't be surprised if you see this popping up other places.

 

Up for 2006

 

Nice, have a beer, its on me




Fred

 

hahaha sweet...

-Dean

 

thats perty cool, thanks.

 

Good one Glenn.




and


A HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BB

 

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,

Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this **** Mustang, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by.

The end

 

gREAT POST,cRUZ& merry xmas.Mike

 

I'll do that Freddy !

 

just read it to my little girl

 

I can't help but think of ole Kr*** & Bernie in cl***ic Trosley pen illustrating that story.

 

thats too cool... merry christmas everyone

matt

 

Merry Christmas 2007

 

Merry Christmas 2008 !

 

LOL, that's awesome Glen. Merry Christmas!!

 

Same to you and all my 'PoorBoy' brothers.

 

Now that is awesome, both variations!!!!!!!

 

Merry Christmas 2010 !

 

that's a keeper,Merry Christmas and a happy 011

 

It's great to be in America!

 

Amen to that!

 

Merry Christmas 2011

 

Merry Christmas,what about another bed time story,one that may be enjoyed in 5 years lik the others?

 

I'll work on it Ryno