Yep it's a happy Christmas to all Hambers...from Merrie old England...Just finished the turkey and a real nice Austrailian Estate reserve semillion.....the queens speach is about to start on the BBC so i'm off for a ciggy and a good fart till the old bird shuts up and sumat decent comes on the TV.....Hope you all have a good one and get what you all want.....the wife couldn't get me the Bill Niekamp roadster so had to put up with some aftershave!!!
there's nowt like a good guff after stuffing ones self stupid!!! now watching Monster's inc and wishing the in laws would piss off home...may open the Torched Oak Glenfidich very soon if they don't that way Ill just slip gently in to oblivion and not have to listen to them!!!
Oh yes...10 min "address to the Nation" Broadcast on 4 of the 5 terestrial channels....very patriotic and all you know old bean!!! Fact...the demand for electricity rises by sumat like 40% just as the Queen comes on......just as every one ****s off in to the kitchen to make some tea....and even some heathens who drink coffee. Single Malt not yet open....but inlaws eating again!!!
the Out laws have ****ed off and Dr Who is on the telly....an ****ing huge G+T is now being drank.... To the HAMB Familly ......Have a very ****ing happy Christmas !!!!
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