Village Idiots,Tuesday,Yorba Linda,7:00

It was too damn hot for ya'll at 95 when I was there in July-August, now it's freezing at 55...sheesh. I guess I'm numb to all those extremes.

55 is when when we leave our coats at home and start wearing our Hawaiian shirts in Michigan...lol...it's been way above average here the past few weeks. Today's high was 39...and I thought it was "nice" out...

And KNUX!, you won't freeze your tounge to a pole unless it's below 32 degrees...

 

You guys are out of control....I like it

 

I think you need to add these to window stickers..."Village Idiot, 3rd degree ear biter". Gives everybody something to shoot for. Come out when it's 34 degrees and stay till 10...you're a retard.

You also forgot "extremely territorial and often sarcastic in nature, amused by loud noises and fast shiny objects...takes great pride in the humiliation of other pack members"

 

How bout an Idiot Anthem..

I'm proud to be an Idiot, Fix our cars thru and thru.
Stand around to ******** until our balls our blue.
Sometimes we need jumping cables
Because our cars wont start
Go under the tower
If you have the urge to fart
We help and give advice
This all for free
Throw your cup in the dumpster
Burn Outs we dont like to see
I'm proud to be an Idiot
Call me a retard If you like
We Love to drive our cars
and hate to ride our bikes

Edit if you must..

 

Sorry Al, you gotta kill this line if you want me to agree.

(I think Jeff will agree with my argument, he is a secret bike fanatic)

 

I was an idiot growing up in Toronto and tried that once and I meant to say below 32 degrees!!!!!!!!!!!! KNUX!

 

Busy day at work Al?

 

Always...

 

Me too...

T'was the night after Christmas
and all through the lot
A few Idiots were stirring
but many were not

The air it was brisk
and the lot it was dark
Still many open spaces
for all left to park

One by one they arrived
and the roll it was called
Bad, Bluto, Chopped, Chev, Hoovs, Kyle and 50
Yep, window licking retards...one and all

But where were the rest?
We're missing quite a few
for ****s sake, it's Tuesday!
What the hell else is there to do?

7 o'clock came
then 8 and soon 9
nobody would leave first
but soon it was time

My *** it is freezing
and my coffee is all gone
The ******** is all over
It's time to move on

A round of hand shakes
and see you next week's
Then off to the cars
Where cold seats meet colder cheeks

Turn on the igntion
and wait for the spark
Holy ****, what's this?
Bad Bob's car won't start....

 

my stomach sides wont stop hurting...funny ****

 

Hoovs-Do you work for Hallmark? Your killing me!

 

Did someone say REBEL?

 

New cars are okay,
it's the older cars we're fonda.
If you're not a mechanic,
you can always bring the Honda.
Come and be an Idiot,
you might even get a sticker.
If you only visit once,
you're just a window licker.
Bring out the kids,babysitters are hard to hire.
But you know i'll sure get pissed, if he leaves and spins the tires.

 

Sorry...left that one out. Why state the obvious, right?

 

you guys have too much time on your hands, haha. funny stuff.

 

OMG Hooves, great one!

 

If you find a Hallmark card with "****, ********, hell, cheeks, retard or window licker" in it or a reference to a "cold ***"...I suggest you buy a box.

Happy New Year Idiots, One an All!

 

The temp here in Costa Rica is 87 degrees with a slight wind. Surfed today in 79 degree water. I like it, a little primitive but nice. Happy New Year! Mike No car scene. Everything is diesel.

 

Another for those who missed the laughs. 12-26-06. This is the pre-edited version.

The final will be uploaded later. (when You Tube gets off thier ****s)

 

thanks for the video!!! makes me feel "homesick". i miss my tuesday night out with you guys. my brother is going to bring victoria this tuesday. at least my car will be there if i cant.

happy new year idiots.

 

And you wonder why Bob made this Village Idiots gathering so close to home? Bob, ya ever think of investing in a tow truck? Missed alot of Tuesdays but hope to have that all change when the new year hits. See you all next year and to all, a safe one! KNUX!

 

So when are the "Bad Bob line of parking lot and roadside how-to" video's scheduled for release? I'd like to reserve my copies early to avoid the rush...

 

so you guys didn't ask the Polish chick from Stein Mart to help him out this time?

 

she didnt have any 'jumping' cables this time.

 

Hey,it's the Village Idiots,not the Village Mechanics! Now I know how 5051 felt when he brought the "Rebel". Tough crowd. Thank god I have a sense of humor. All I can say is,at least I come. And one way or another,I get home. Hey...i'm a work in progress. Good to know you have friends to count on. Thanks Hoovs. From now on ...you can park wherever you want.

 

Who's coming tomorrow? (might need a jump). It's only supposed to be about 40degrees.

 

I may go to deliver Norm's pedal car if he goes. My A is leaking oil fiercely. Her long distance cruises may be coming to a halt till my health perks up and I can climb underneath it to fix it.

 

I'm in...and I'm parking wherever I want! Should I bring extra tools and a floor jack? Maybe some JB Weld?

 

Norm's got a new ride? Hambchop 2007...I can hardly wait!