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GARAGE #12: Aria Giovanni/hot rod–WARNING!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Stoner, Jan 13, 2007.

  1. Anti-Chatter
    Joined: Oct 30, 2006
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    As suggested I googled Aria Giovanni - Why buy that blanket when Aria Giovanni sells her own plastic yssup?

    CoalTownKid makes a good point.

    Edit: *Talc included. 2 AA batteries, not included. :/
     
  2. Kev Nemo
    Joined: Aug 7, 2004
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    Good stuff.
    I know Jesse's ex was in the business and it looks like Tera Patrick's on the cover of CKD. Just because some women do ******** didn't mean that suddenly softcore disappeared. Maybe she wanted to do something different. Or maybe the moral majority would rather these women JUST do ********:D More power to 'em and Garage.
    my .02...
     
  3. KIRK!
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    Hey **** crybabies...Google BellaDonna, the chick with the black eye in the fashion spread. She'll curl your toes!

    Quit whining about **** stars and talk about the mag and the cars!!
     
  4. Slammed88
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    Who is KIRK!?
     
  5. Sure, all you guys are cut-ups. But we all know that girl is hot. I guess I'm gonna hafta find out who to get in touch with about subscribing to the GARAGE. I'm almost positive he's in here some where. I'm also thinking Kirk is a HAMBer, as well, ha.
     
  6. Jack
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    Aria is a very talented actress. She's in some of my fav'o'rite movies. hehe
     
  7. Big Dirty
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  8. LDNFAST
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    Man that ride had a really great set of headlights.....heh i couldn't resist, and i can't wait for my issue to gert here in the mail..20 ? with kirk too man...what a doozie for my first issue as a subscriber. And as for the **** chicks...i don't descriminate i love all women and almost all cars .....
     
  9. Stoner
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    Ahhh...that's the great thing about girls and cars: everyone DEFINITELY has their own opinion. And everyone is right!

    Here's my own personal approach: No other magazine in the category is doing a good job of respecting the ideals of the "Pinup." One of the most beautiful things in the world is the combination of a girl and a car and there's a TON of really bad pinup photography out there. Alot of people think they can shoot pinups and the reality is that very few can actually do it right. (You wanna see Tera Patrick done right? Forget everything else and look at our Issue #10!)

    One of the biggest parts of my job is finding the right photographer who can make a connection between the model and the lens in order to make a compelling pinup. The car is almost always a more-than-willing participant, so I don't have to worry too much about that. It's a rare talent to find in a shooter, so it's extra rewarding when I actually find them.

    First-timer, **** star, Ford Model, Suicide Girl – we've worked with them all to bring you the best GARAGEgals. We don't discriminate and we're always looking.

    Hey, do what I do – if you think something can be better, do something about it...Got some suggestions for girls? Send 'em my way, doods (as an example, a fellow HAMBer wants to see Sophie Howard in GARAGE, so we're looking into that as we speak).

    STONER
     
  10. Plowboy
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    I don't know about the rest of you all but I'd rather see a **** star hottie than some horse faced orcabetty "pinup". Ha Ha Ha

    I'll Have to check it out!
     
  11. Thirdyfivepickup
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    I was going to reply with something... but Mr Plow summed it up.

    Bottom line... look at the young lady. She's stunning.... and is going to sell some magazines for them.
     
  12. Kev Nemo
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    requests? Joanna Angel with the Rumblers-NYC style!:D
     
  13. KIRK!
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    Amen!

    Personally, I've had about enough of the "pinup" girl thing. I like girls who you can tell look pretty similar without the makeup and stuff. To me, "pinup" girls look like they're wearing a costume and a mask. Most of them would be pretty scary waking up hungover next to.


    Back to cars!!!
     
  14. Stoner
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    Hey, it's only a true statement when the buying public makes it...and it's about time!

    STONER
     
  15. Golly goshers jeeparootie!
     
  16. flatheadpete
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    Some punk from Cali who hates cars and girls.
     
  17. KIRK!
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    Exactly. Plus he's a ****.
     
  18. 57JoeFoMoPar
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    I loved Garage with Tera Patrick on the cover. Good to see they're sticking with the formula. Aria's great, truly a beauty. I'd like to see a nice blonde next, maybe Lux K***idy?
     
  19. j ripper
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    from napa ca.

    and he loves ****...
     
  20. synthsis
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    Tera=****star
    Aria=****** model

    the difference=Tera takes it on camera for money, Aria takes it in private for fun/love.

    end of story.
     
  21. Stoner
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    Now THAT'S "traditional!"

    STONER
     
  22. Thirdyfivepickup
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    very true. Thanks for making that point public. I was trying to come up with something to that affect yesterday.

    I failed.
     
  23. Django
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    Looking forward to another great issue Stoner!
     
  24. chevnut
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    I saw Tera Patrick on the new Car Culture Deluxe Lucky 13 ad, as well as a feature. Is this a new trend for **** starz?
     
  25. CaddyRat
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    Bo-yoy-yoy-yoy-ying!!! ;)

    The only down side to this chick is she is/was dating that red haired goober Quarterback from the Philadelphia Iggles
     
  26. april may
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    Amen. And that's what sets you apart from the other magazines, and actually makes spending my dime and little more worthwhile.
     
  27. Nads
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  28. synthsis
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    If you're talking about Jeff Garcia, he's married to Carmela DeCesare. and if you mean Aria, she's dating a guy from Marilyn Manson, and we all know Tera is married to that nut job Evan Seinfeld.
     
  29. 53burb
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    I just picked the newest issue from Jesse' shop. Great article on Kirk. You rock dude!!!!!!!!!!! I guess being the owner of this mag lets you have it at yer pad before everyone else! Like the mag. Keep it going the way it is. Not too flashy and simple. KNUX!
     
  30. headsoff
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    Free the Puppys............
     

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