Where can I get Troll Hair material?

Oh jeez - here comes my corn flakes.

 

Hey, I thought you had a subscription to Shaved Troll Magazine.

 

Yes I do!! Thanks, that was the nicest Christmas persent I ever got.

It's not the smoothness of the troll pudinda I have trouble with, it's the contemplating of the fly paper *****.

 

You know the worst thing about waxing a troll?

The sound.

 

It's sickly sweet siren song to be sure.

 

Mootz had white troll hair in his pickup, I loved the look, but he said that driving with it ****s. You'd always be getting it blown around and next thing you know you'd be sneezing from it.

 

That's the reason that troll-waxing parlors can't be located within 2000 feet of a dog kennel.

 

Merkins 'R' Us

 

Who's going to add this to "funniest things on the HAMB" thread? Laughing my *** off here.

 

Ok, what the hell do you need Troll hair for. You are not bold are you. **** carpet will work fine

 

If you were in Sweden you could stop by a troll barber shop. I'm sure they would let you sweep the floor for them. Multi colors even.
Dools

 

If you were in Sweden you could stop by a troll barber shop and offer to sweep the floor. Multi color choice that way. Dools

 

Look down about 2 feet from your chin. Should have a patch of the stuff there. I do........

 

MY EX MOTHER IN LAW

 

The only troll that I know of lives in BAKERSFIELD, and she mighty honery!!!!!! I think she was talking about sportin the bald look for a while.

 

cant disclose that info i need it all for my self

 

Do you live close to Don King?

He has enough to last a long time.

Kermit

 

hay I know how you can catch a troll for it's hair. Get your self a box tip it on end take a stick to hold the box up tie a sting to the stick pour Lucky Charms underneath the box and wait Da`oh no sorry not Lucky Charms that's for catching Leprechaun's Put Tricks, underneath Da`oh tricks are for kids. try Frosted Flake why because there GRRRRREAT.

 

WOW, I am glad I started this post! I cannot even remember what the heck I was asking for but I am laughing hard as hell... Don't worry about the Troll hair idea, Donald Trump hooked me up! thanks anyways...

 

Dang , I can't beleive I read all 3 pages . Thats some funny dodo .

 

jo-ann's and most fabric places have the stuff.. just look in their fake fur sections and find the longest kind they got.if you need some funky color,try dying their white...or go to an upholstery shop and see if they got any
creepy

 

from ugly sheep....... oops never mind, thats were you get virgin wool

 

Under a bridge,right. First you need to find all three rings.LOL!

If you go to a fabric store,don't ask for Troll hair,since there probably isn't anyone there who knows what a Troll is. Ask for Angel hair.

 

Virgin wool...not if the ranchers have anything to say about it.

 

This is seriously funny sh!t. I had angel hair in a cow print pattern in a 79 malibu and it was the shiznit, until my girlfriend (now wife) sat in it in her velvet prom dress. Just had to get her out of that dress somehow. .

 

Can't believe the bandwidth we've wasted.

 

...try the "Trolls R Us" store.

 

aaaaarrgggghhhh!