GARAGE #12: Aria Giovanni/hot rod–WARNING!

The car and the girl look good.

Don't worry about anything else - life's too short.

And to the guy who doesn't like girls - I respect your right to be different to the extent that the law requires.

Some of you other guys seem to have an encyclopedic knowledge of key players in the **** industry. Have you thought about spending more time in the garage whilst you still have good enough eyesight to do the work??

 

more **** *** sells ye haw!

 

Just got back from Wally World with mine.

Great issue. Best one yet I think. Keep up the great work!!!!!!!!

 

Ya ya
but what about the picture of the blond chick on the hood of a Gremlin doing a smokey burnout

 

Gosh Dan.......I never knew.....KT

 

Now thats a woman!!!

 

I'm glad you noticed her! It ain't easy to find a girl who can lounge across the hood of a Gremlin doing a ground-shaking burnout like it's just a hot summer day by the pool!

Conder's little brother sent that shot in and look for her in a future issue...

STONER

 

I'm in love just don't tell my wife!

Hey Stoner you going to the GNRS Friday?

 

MAANNN! I want hot babes on my hot rod!

 

Belladonna with the black eye is beyond hot, I was drooling and my wife just didn't understand although she does think the mag's the ***s.
It is THE best damn thing out there, I mean where else can you jump from Banks turbochargers to TJ upholstery to a rare picture of Paul Cox actually wearing his Rumbler's shirt in one mag with no drop in style?

Nowhere, that's where!

 

I want to be Stoner when I grow up.

 

I only read the articles...he he!! But then I'm an 18 year old stuck in a 55 year old body! The mag is awsome!!

 

Nads--you REALLY understand us!

STONER

 

Well gee thanks, I'm not sure it's so much that I understand Garage, it's that most of the other magazines misunderstand me. The vast majority of mags out there think that just because a lot of us are beer swilling dirt monkeys we also have chimpanzee level sophistication, and that just isn't true. There are plenty of us who interdisperse our simian ways (flinging ****, ************ out in the open) with reading a book once in a while or buying an interesting non-rockabilly CD or, heaven forbid, caring about giving our ladyfriends the big O.
I'm not kissing *** when I say this, but Garage is the closest any magazine has ever come to satisfying both my prurient and gearhead interests, and I think the fact that my beloved wife digs it as much as I do speaks volumes.
I wish I could convince her to pose naked on my bike, but her Catholic guilt would give her an eternal headache.

 

what he said,,,


..GARAGE IS MY FAVORITE MAG,,,i used to put the rodders journal way up there,,,but GARAGE ,,,hmmm,,....its nuckin futs!

 

Hell Yeah!

 

Damn you Dan, why wasn't I the guy that got to do those photos! *grrr*


~M~

 

Don't worry, Marco--there's lots more to do, dood!

STONER