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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by skajaquada, Feb 6, 2007.

  1. skajaquada
    Joined: Sep 14, 2004
    Posts: 1,642

    skajaquada
    Member
    from SLC Utard

    you have more carburetors on your coffee table than you do running vehicles...:D

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    that holley i just built for a guy and is going in a '49 ford and the carter is a new acquisition. might bolt it to my engine since my holley is being a pain in the *** right now or i might sell it. damn i love the outside perks of working at a parts store!:cool:
     
  2. :D Is the towel to protect the table, or to protect the fragile ****erflies and linkages from the hard table top?



    My wife enjoys telling everybody about the time I cleaned some valve covers and an oil pan in the dishwasher. It got them pretty clean, but it left a nice old engine smell in the dishwasher that took about 6 months to fade away.:rolleyes:
     
  3. I predict that this thread will go on forever.
     
  4. john56h
    Joined: Jan 28, 2007
    Posts: 1,760

    john56h
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    The wives don't like it much when you use their ovens to heat parts to be ***embled with an interference fit either.
     
  5. Ornery37
    Joined: Nov 21, 2004
    Posts: 573

    Ornery37
    Member
    from Texas

    LOL!! I store body parts in my living room and engine block under the dining room table.
     
  6. el Scotto
    Joined: Mar 3, 2004
    Posts: 4,722

    el Scotto
    Member
    from Tracy, CA

    Holleys are great! I just screwed one together for my truck with leftover parts from other rebuilds, and parts carbs people have given me.
     
  7. skajaquada
    Joined: Sep 14, 2004
    Posts: 1,642

    skajaquada
    Member
    from SLC Utard

    sad part is here's where i'm at since i took that first pic...

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    and that's really not even a coffee table...it's one of my toolboxes that didn't fit in the spare bedroom/tools and junk room. the towel is to protect the carb and make the tiny parts easier to see:p
     
  8. 59chevyapache
    Joined: Apr 19, 2006
    Posts: 178

    59chevyapache
    Member

    ...if you have read more tech articles then books in your life!
     
  9. mnjeff
    Joined: Oct 17, 2006
    Posts: 105

    mnjeff
    Member

    ....you refer to the local salvage yard as the 'Man Mall'
    ....you wake up at 3:am in a cold sweat wondering if you refilled the pumpkin
    .....the sight of an old car in a field causes instant brake lock-up
    .....you seem to be smiling way too much
     
  10. Degreaser
    Joined: Nov 9, 2006
    Posts: 935

    Degreaser
    Member

    I have three 97's, an intake and a grill shell on my dining room table right now. My wife is not happy about it.
     
  11. flathead okie
    Joined: May 22, 2005
    Posts: 1,480

    flathead okie
    Member

    If you fix a holley with a 12 lb sledge.
     
  12. Jethro
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 1,954

    Jethro
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    ....if you have to wash your hands BEFORE you take a piss!
     
  13. Salty
    Joined: Jul 24, 2006
    Posts: 2,258

    Salty
    Member
    from Florida

    If you dont know where anything is in your house (besides your parts) yet can lay a hand on ANY tool or part in the landfill you call a garage.
     

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