One of the young apprentices that worked next door to my old mans shop was a real smart arse, found his bike welded to the roof of the workshop one night. Copped all the old goodies like welding his tool box shut, to the bench. They went a little far one day I thought, he was into mini's (Fuck knows why) But as part of there shop was a sandblaster he had the body blasted there. Took em a while but he got back a mini body that you could lift with one hand.
we've done the gay sticker thing to a friend...we put a sticker that had a rainbow across it and it said "PRIDE" in bold black letters, it was hilarious!!!! but i think i have everyone beat with what i have in store for a friend of mine...back story, i came out of work one night and found him standing next to my car pissing on my door handle!!!! luckily i got out of work a few minutes early so i caught him doing it...so now the payback, but it will have to wait for summer HOT HOT SUMMER DAY im gonna get one of those big 40lb bags of cow shit (for farms and whatnot), then make a nice slice in one side of the bag, making sure not to spill any out, then place the bag on the hood of his car at the beginning of his shift...now he parks on black top and on a hot summers day it can get pretty warm sittin and bakin in the sun...and then when he comes out of work after a long day and ready to go home he sees a bag on his hood and wonders WTF!!?? Picks the back up to move it off of his hood and cow shit goes all over his hood thanks to the rip!!!!!! lol god im lookin forward to this one
Did the same thing to a well loved science teachers CVCC, but it was 4 of us, and we put it sideways in the outdoor racquet ball court during a foorball game. We looked on when he saw it, he waited till we stopped laughing and pulled it out for him. He was/is a cool guy (I work for the school board and he's the head of science department for the district.)
I know a guy that had a carp (big old fish) wired to his exhaust manifold by some "friends" while he was getting married. Him and his new bride headed out of town driving on their honeymoon trip to another city---well, you can figure out the rest---
limberger cheese on top of the catalitic converter does the same thing and you dont have to handle fish....
Two words.. CHICKEN BOMB...Put some raw chicken & some buttermilk in a tupperware container or ziplock bag.Time will do the rest.Results=instant evacuation of anything in their stomach!Pure evil.Don't do this to someone's car.Permeates everything.Great for putting in someone's furnace or vents while you're moving out.
Oh yeah...... I worked in a oil change shop for a few years. We had huge air powered grease guns that fedout of a 35 gallon drum. When one of the crew needed an oil change we would use the grease gun to pump a huge pile of grease onto the catalytic converter, 5 miles down the road they would have smoke just pooring out from under the car! Lasted for days too.
Take a couple of long strips of duct tape and lay them across the road sticky side up. When someone drive over them the tape sticks to the wheels and when it tears across the bottom of the car it sounds like a gunshot.
A syringe full of skunk piss will slide right thru the weather stripping around a window... I am waiting to pay back a "special" friend on his camaro....
Tell me you came up with some small extremely portable siphon device That you were not doing the old fashion hose and can method I'm thinking a nightly dose of gas breath for a couple of weeks and you would be lucky to get lucky ever again 36RRC
I gotta try that!...my best one is to take a car alarm siren and hook it into the brake lite wire..drive's em nuts
my father once attached a simple piece of string to one blade on his buddy's cooling fan. he tied a couple knots in the loose end of the string. with the engine running, it made an almost valve-tap noise. drove my dad's buddy crazy pulling the valve covers off and looking for something that was literally right under his nose every time he leaned over the engine...
when one of my buddies got married, all of us chipped in and called a tow truck......during the wedding, the tow truck driver picked up the camry and positioned himself within plain view of when my buddy came out with his new bride. i had the tow druck driver on the cell phone and told him to drive past just as they walked out.........as soon as he saw his car being towed, he took off running, cussing and chasing the car down the street......i got it all on tape.........we had to get to him before he hit the tow truck driver......man that was funny!
The salesman at our building supply biz told me he was going to visit Hofstra University to see if he could make a sale at the construction project thats going on there. So...I wrote "I Love Foreskin" really big in the dirt on his passenger door. He said he was driving around the campus lookin for the jobsite and he was getting nasty looks from the students til a secirity guard told him what someone wrote on his car...he was pissed!!!! I laughed my ass off.
I wrote "I love foreskin" on the passenger door of our salesmans car last week. He got about halfway through the day til he noticed. He got some dirty looks for that one.
Confetti in the defroster vents. Get the no-fog stuff you can buy for eyeglasses, it's in a stick like chap-stick. Write "I love the cock" or something similar on his windshield. He'll only see it in the morning or when the windows fog up. We did the rainbow sticker trick to a guy I work with. He has a nice Eldorado and lives in the more "Festive" area of town. Took him a couple days to figure it out. One day when the boss was out for lunch (guy is a real practical joker and loves to get us) we drilled and tapped his roll cabinet for a grease fitting. Hooked up the pneumatic gun and pumped a case of Aeroshell gfrease into his toolbox. We ground flat spots on the toolbox wheels once too. Bought him new wheels the week before and he couldn't figure out why. Shawn
We were at James dean one yr and we had a friend who was so much fun to play pranks on. The motel we stayed at was one where you could park outside your room. so after he went inside we took a rope and tied it to the bumper on his car and to his room door, LOL we waited for a while and were all standing around his room window when he tried to get out, OMG it was so funny!!! 3 yrs ago when we were at Leadsled, some "friends" put underwear and signs up all over the door of our room and on the window. They had beer cans and bottles on the ground outside also. we got a call from the front desk asking us to "clean up" the stuff, there were children around, LOL
Swap one plug wire with the coil wire, it will fire only on that cylinder. It is a real brain teaser that will really drive a guy nuts.
got double parked in at show last summer the offender had his windows down a newer tuner tricked out cavaleir i had some bright orange super sticky decals used by a garbage man friend of mine they slap on nonconforming garbage they wont pick up ...big furniture and appliances and such reached in slapped it right on the speedo and rubbed on it good then drove over the curb and across a lawn to go home.. paperdog
there's a magnetic sign that keeps getting stuck to buddies cars (usually the passenger side) that says " i love gay porn" it's on there for usually 2-3 days b4 they notice it. one guy had it on for a week.
I haven't laughed this much in ages,you people are downright sick!Keep em coming,i like this stuff.Only good prank i've taken part in,was a "GAY & PROUD"plate frame on a buddies SUV,just before he and another guy went on a roadtrip to a trendy ski resort area.Took him 2 weeks to notice,couldn't figure out why so many guys were honking & waving.
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