everyone needs a set of these :D

Get the flat head look for you small block chevy. just what everyone needs if you aint got it fack it right. and only $700 everyone should have a set.

THESE FORD FLATTIE V8 HEAD STYLE VALVE COVERS, MAKE YOUR CHEVY MOTOR LOOK LIKE A FORD FLATHEAD V8, WITH FINNED ALUMINUM RACING HEADS ON IT.
COMES COMPLETE WITH 24 STUDS AND 24 SHOW CHROMED SOLID ACORN NUTS.
THEY SIMPLEY BOLT ON, AND CAN BE INSTALLED EASILY.
SCREW IN 8 SPARK PLUGS, ATTACH FAUX S PLUG WIRES, AND YOU HAVE THE NOSTALGIA FLATTIE LOOK, BUT STILL HAVE THE RELIABILITY AND POWER OF A 350 SMALL BLOCK CHEVY.

 

You know, you could do one side faux Flathead, and the other side faux Olds Rocket...

 

Who the hell thinks that looks like a flathead, Helen Keller?

 

Dammit! You stole my idea.

 

oh man where can i get me a set of those they are sweet.....not you should change they title though and add a warning may vomit in mouth while veiwing

 

I don't get it? Do you just attach the faux plugs wires after you get to where you are going? Really?

 

They've been on here a few times, and just like anything fake like that, tehy're not worth the time or waste of bandwidth. I'd rather see VW's.

 

As his Dillardness says...."even Ray Charles can tell the difference."

Charlie

 

Man I need 2 sets one to shit on and the other to cover it up with.
A little fauxtina and that babie is stylin'.

Now on a more serious note someone clue me how do they rig the dizzy?

 

Those are gay just like the other ones. I see stret rodders using these though

 

Had me fooled....hahaha!!!

j/k

Me too.......

 

Wanker!!!!!!!!!

 

Alright....I already feel bad enough for running a SBC in my '48(insert laughter and chastising here), WITHOUT trying to make it look like a flathead. I mean, the motor's built and paid for, so I'm trying to give it some "nostalgia" without "patina"ing it....3x2's, finned valve covers, blah, blah. You can't polish a terd....A reliable terd, none the less, but still a terd in the ways of the HAMB.

 

I've got the flu,Took a minute to look and see if anything was happening on the HAMB... AND NOW THIS ..WHY lord WHY...,
I'M going to throw-up and go back to bed....

 

Well............since SBC's have the distributors at the rear, I'm thinkin' the one you actually SEE is a fake. I suspect that the "real" dizzy is under the rear of the oversized air filter with the wires snaked downward and under the exhaust manifolds/headers.

C'ya - RAY

 

Helen Keller....haaaaaaa !

 

Whats next Toyota in NASCAR???
What???...they are??

 

you gotta be faux-king kidding me!

 

That reminds me. . .everyone know Helen Keller's favorite color?



Wait for it. . .







Corduroy!

 

FAUXTINA... HA HA HA HA HA Jesus that is funny
and....., the "lurker" --rat rodders-- around here are gonna start using that word next!!! ...Ken

 

I tell ya what, that engine is trick. And that air cleaner is stylin.
I love how everything matches.

 

Yeeess !!!!! I am tottally running a pair of those, and I'm also running these radically cool headlights with em. Sooo Sweeet !!!!

 

UUGH this is getting out of hand.

 

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! "wait for it..." Dude you're killin' me.

 

You can see the real plug wires back by the fire wall....... then just cut off an old dizzy and stick it in the hole where the fill tube would be on your old 283 intake! Its so easy I could do it........ but I wont!

 

I love those:

 

I was kickin it with Stevie Wonder the other day and i showed him those flattie covers and he said "Dam, those things are so ugly, i would have to paint them red like a fire hydrant just to get my dog to piss on them".

 

Somebody said it best on the topic of fake superchargers, "It's kinda like having a banana down your pants"

But yea these were being sold in r&c a few years back

 

WOW!

That thing must have been sitting there a while before the picture got taken.


'Cause there's no steam rising off that turd.

 

no faux-ing think you........