Just wait till you turn 21, you can upgrade from chocolate milk to booze! happy B day Johny cole slaw ***us
Hey maybe next year we can take you to a strip club again and maybe this time you won't slap the Strippers *** like a pimp who was short changed by his ho. Happy Birthday to my brother from a different mother... Love Always and Forever, Jack
Happy BDAY DUDE!!! We'll have a proper celebration when you get to Austin! Tortillas, Lowriders, & HUGE Lemonades!!!!!
How can you be so Happy when your hair is so Nappy! (Ha ha ha!) When you turn 21, you can upgrade to "Jonny Leather Jacket" from Jean Jacket. Happy Birthday Ken
Thanks guys... in a year, it's all gonna get SILLY. I think me and alcohol is a bad idea... look at how much I yell, sober. With beer... I'll tell all those jerks how I really feel! All you old guys are just jealous of my thick, luxurious hair, and my boy-ish good looks. Getting old ****s. JJJ