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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Mar 1, 2007.

  1. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 22,903

    Ryan
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    Sorry folks... We were in the process of looking into some performance issues and it looks as though we hurt something on one of our servers. We might be up and down a bit as we get it fixed.

    Please excuse the mess... This is about as unprofessional as an upgrade can get, but **** happens sometimes. Once we get this thing working, we should have a much faster message board.

    Thanks for your patience!
     
  2. Elrod
    Joined: Aug 7, 2002
    Posts: 3,566

    Elrod
    Member

    shesh. see if I ever come back... WAITER!! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!

    Oh.. you are the manager...
     
  3. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    What's a message board?
     
  4. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 22,903

    Ryan
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    Yeah, and I'm a ****ty waiter... I'm pretty embarr***ed about all of this... I blame the stomach flu...
     
  5. Faster=worth the h***le
     
  6. NITROFC
    Joined: Apr 17, 2001
    Posts: 6,174

    NITROFC
    BANNED

    Ryan ... What kind of servers are you using ..how much Raid ?
     
  7. Bob K
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 5,772

    Bob K
    Member Emeritus
    from Antigo Wi.

    I didn't know computers could get the flu.

    B:pB


     
  8. 23 bucket-t
    Joined: Aug 27, 2005
    Posts: 1,366

    23 bucket-t
    Member

    thank god your back I thought i was going to have to double up on my meds
     
  9. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 22,903

    Ryan
    ADMINISTRATOR
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    More servers than most... Good stuff thanks to Yahoo!, Rackable, Cyberwurx, and Noteboom...

    Hardware really isn't the issue this time. It's simply me being sick and not in a form where I could manage the process of investigating performance issues properly.
     
  10. Chebby belair
    Joined: Apr 17, 2006
    Posts: 855

    Chebby belair
    Member
    from Australia

    Apart from the fantastic content, this would probably be the best performing and easy to use BB I have ever used. Respect
     
  11. thanks for everything....with much respect!
     
  12. jerry
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
    Posts: 3,469

    jerry
    Member

    Nothing to be ashamed of Ryan, I'e seen it worse!

    Take care.



    jerry
     
  13. poncho62
    Joined: Nov 23, 2005
    Posts: 1,094

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    It's like a Rat Rod........Not very comfortable, looks ****py, but still gets you there.
     
  14. kornbinder
    Joined: Oct 19, 2005
    Posts: 514

    kornbinder
    Member
    from Sonora, CA

    Of course they can. I’m sure you’ve heard of computer viruses? :D
     
  15. Soviet
    Joined: Sep 4, 2005
    Posts: 729

    Soviet
    Member

    Wow. Just wow. This is such a blatant show of ignorance, I'm going to have to p*** the witty comment on to someone else.

    Ryan, with all that you do for us, apologizing constantly should not be on your list of things to do when the forum is down for an hour, if not less. Some of us have an addicition, and we will only realize this once we are left staring at an error screen for extended periods of time. Personally, I hate seeing you apologize to us. Honestly. It bugs me. Thanks for making this place what it is.
     
  16. Anderson
    Joined: Jan 27, 2003
    Posts: 7,560

    Anderson
    Member

    No worries.

    But um...are these new icons here to stay?
     
  17. Big Dad
    Joined: Dec 20, 2005
    Posts: 4,901

    Big Dad
    Member

    see what happens when you don't put a condom on your macintosh
     
  18. 29bowtie
    Joined: Nov 14, 2006
    Posts: 5,234

    29bowtie
    Member

    S*@t happens,think of how much work some of us hamb addicts might get done,if we spent that short time in the shop while you sort it out.:D
     
  19. haring
    Joined: Aug 20, 2001
    Posts: 2,335

    haring
    Member


    *Ahem* ... yeah.
     
  20. All I know is this place rocks. My only aggrevation is when I have to log back on after being away a couple of minutes. Other than that, everything about the new stuff is great.
     
  21. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 22,903

    Ryan
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    Staff Member

    That's an easy fix... just clear your cache and your cookies and then log back in...
     
  22. Yo Baby
    Joined: Jul 11, 2004
    Posts: 2,811

    Yo Baby
    Member

    I can stand it if you can.
    Thanx for the place.
     
  23. alleyoop
    Joined: Jan 2, 2007
    Posts: 274

    alleyoop
    Member

    Just hamb er it,we are withya,no ather place to go :rolleyes: alley
     
  24. guiseart
    Joined: Apr 7, 2005
    Posts: 3,862

    guiseart
    Member

    sometimes it's pokey, sometimes it's hokey... it's all good.
     
  25. You put your right foot in, you put your right out.....
     
  26. ...and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about.
     
  27. mikaelmtb
    Joined: Jan 29, 2006
    Posts: 351

    mikaelmtb
    Member
    from Denmark

    I' m just glad its back! :) You decided to update at exactly the same time as a danish forum I use, so for a short while I thought my computer f*cked up!!

    Keep up the good work, this place is the best that has ever happend to me when it comes to the internet!!!

    Mikael
     
  28. williebill
    Joined: Mar 1, 2004
    Posts: 3,492

    williebill
    Member

    no apologies needed from you,Ryan...
    my prehistoric computer POS at work hasn't been able to get the HAMB for 2 days,but the one at home is fine..
    I actually got some bike stuff done at work...on time for a change...this week
    I'd rather be behind and hang out on here all day...
     
  29. Packrat
    Joined: Aug 25, 2005
    Posts: 611

    Packrat
    Member


    I'm not really sure what you mean, but this is by far the best looking, best run web site I have seen. Ryan and our moderators work their ***es off for us, please don't run this place down.
     
  30. 1Bad67
    Joined: Mar 22, 2006
    Posts: 225

    1Bad67
    Member

    I was getting so bored I almost did some real work for a change :)
     

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